ABC Television wants mom/ daughter legacies!

[cat at ABC]

I'm a casting director at ABC television and we are looking to feature legacies! If your family has a mom/daughter legacy and perhaps even another legacy getting ready to join we want you! Wife Swap is looking to feature ultra-feminine families for our program. If selected, your family will get 20,000 dollars! (Pays a lot of dues and tuition!!!!) This is serious! We only want the real deal! You can even recommend a family...if they get picked you get 500 dollars. Contact me as soon as you can...ask for Cat!

[MysticCat]

Translated -- ABC is looking for mom/daughter legacies who want money and who don't have a shred of self-respect.