Jessica Simpson's body

cashmoney · #1 06-07-2005, 07:51 PM

Has anyone seen the previews of the movie she's in? I didnt know she had that kind of body.

HOT! She's gotta be a ZTA or a DG.

ETA: I would so knock the dust off that.

lifesaver · #2 06-07-2005, 08:08 PM

She had to train insanely to get like that.

She wasnt born that way.

cashmoney · #3 06-07-2005, 08:09 PM

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Originally posted by lifesaver
She had to train insanely to get like that.

She wasnt born that way.

I still think it was from snorting so much coke, even Lindsay Lohan caught her doing sneech in the bathroom a couple of times. Either way, she's still looking hot and she hasnt lost her titties.

I don't think Nick realizes what he's got on his hands.

AOII_Luv · #4 06-07-2005, 10:11 PM

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HOT! She's gotta be a ZTA or a DG.

Actually, I have read that Jess didn't go to college and got a GED. However, Nick is a SAE.

sugar and spice · #5 06-07-2005, 11:33 PM

She was definitely born blessed, but she's also got coke, a trainer, and some boob work on her side, along with what I'd imagine are some well-constructed bras.

mu_agd · #6 06-08-2005, 06:53 AM

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Originally posted by sugar and spice
She was definitely born blessed, but she's also got coke, a trainer, and some boob work on her side, along with what I'd imagine are some well-constructed bras.

And some air-brushing too, I bet.

FirstAndFinest · #7 06-08-2005, 07:12 AM

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I still think it was from snorting so much coke

I've never seen anyone who got a great body from doing coke. Weight-loss, yes. Saggy-boobs, yes. Acne, eye-bags, dried-out hair, all yes. If she's actually getting better-looking while using coke, then she's got an amazing magician - whoops, I mean trainer - or there is a talented air-brush artist working on her press shots.

AchtungBaby80 · #8 06-08-2005, 03:13 PM

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Originally posted by sugar and spice
She was definitely born blessed, but she's also got coke, a trainer, and some boob work on her side, along with what I'd imagine are some well-constructed bras.

She lost around 20 pounds to play the part of Daisy Duke. I read something about how her boobs went down two whole cup sizes, and she was really upset...duh, what do you think happens when you lose weight?? Luckily she had a little extra to begin with, plus, as you said, probably some real good bras.

AznSAE · #9 06-08-2005, 07:01 PM

now she has a NICE booty

James · #10 06-08-2005, 11:05 PM

Don't hate.

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Originally posted by sugar and spice
She was definitely born blessed, but she's also got coke, a trainer, and some boob work on her side, along with what I'd imagine are some well-constructed bras.

amycat412 · #11 06-09-2005, 12:33 AM

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now she has a NICE booty

Is it?

See, it looks big to me. lol

And don't get me wrong, I'm a Jessica fan and think she's pretty and sexy and my bod is a lot like hers except I'm taller.

But her ass looks big to me there.. and legs. Like I looked at that and thought, holy shit I'm thinner how the hell did that happen?

sugar and spice · #12 06-09-2005, 02:45 AM

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Originally posted by James
Don't hate.

I'm not hating . . . everything that I mentioned is pretty well-documented. Well, except for the well-constructed bras.

BobbyTheDon · #13 06-09-2005, 02:57 AM

Why do you guys think she does coke? Because she is famous? I don't think she does coke. But then again...I don't think Michael jackson is black man, but rather a white woman.

I would have a 4some with her, her sister and her mom. I'm serious.

She is the hottest. I love her. But what the hell is she a prude or something ? Maybe it was just for the show, but I remember Nick wanting to have sex with her a lot only to have her turn him down.

Ok ok...maybe I was just wanting her to say, " OK BABY" and then have a full on porno on MTV.

amycat412 · #14 06-09-2005, 03:18 AM

well coke is rampant on the la party scene bobby, PM me if you have questions about isht about la hollywood scene. am out and about in a minor way on it. MANY people party w it in a RECREACTIONAL and occasional way.

and IMO, that is Jessica's habit if she even has one. Its WELL DOCUMENTED that she did Atkins to get the Daisy Duke bod. And then went to So. Beach cause she missed certain foods. Good for her.

*GLOAT* I did 8 weeks of cardio, am 10+ years older than Jess and look same/in some ways better. lol Which makes my old ass feel most excellent. OK done w gloat.

BobbyTheDon · #15 06-09-2005, 03:32 AM

haha thanks Amy, but I was actually being sarcastic in my post. I can't say I am super familiar with the LA/Hollywood scene but I did live there at one time, and my sister is part of the entertainment industry (but who isn't right?). Hollywood has lots of pretty cool places and shit to do if you are into that stuff with lots of people and glamour, i prefer quiet, beautiful scenery, and enjoy the environment. smoking weed and surfing at lower tressels appeals to more to guys like me, not doing lines of coke on at toilet at Ivar or the Avalon or White Lotus!