I did the "Chants" page of your site....
My favorite one goes something like this....
In 1899,
In Ypsilanti, Mich.,
8 bootylicious bitchez sat right diznown n made themselves a W-to-tha-izzish!
Tizzle made tha best sororizzle
tha bizzy you'll ever see!
Our colors is now green n gold
We call it AST!
Fire it up! AST!
Fire it up! *CL-to-tha-izzap clizzay
To heck wit all tha rest cuz we kniznow we is tha bizzle!
Fire it up, AST, fizzy it up!
WHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

PsychTau