MLB Players you think are on roids

BobbyTheDon · #1 05-12-2005, 11:34 AM

Barroids

Giamboids

Sosaoids

Sheffoids

I hate to say this...but Gagnoids
He sucked ass before, then comes back with a 100 mph fastball and bulks up 30 lbs over the off season...

Beltroids
He sucked ass before, then all the sudden hits almost 50 homers...ahhh now he is sucking ass again

Gonzoids (luis gonzales)
this puto only hit over 30 homeruns ONCE in his career (2000, he hit 31) then all the sudden he hit 57! ahhh come back down to earth Gonzoids

Pujoiods? There is no way this guy is 25. He was probably 25 in high school. this is from my boys at dodgerblues.com

Albert: "Me like hit ball long"

3rd grade teacher: "Now Albert, you must learn the three R's"

Albert: Three Ares? Reading, riting, and uhrithmatik?

3rd grade teacher: "Umm, oh well, take this cream and shorten your swing during recess Albert"

KSig RC · #2 05-12-2005, 01:29 PM

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Originally posted by BobbyTheDon
I hate to say this...but Gagnoids
He sucked ass before, then comes back with a 100 mph fastball and bulks up 30 lbs over the off season...

Gagne always threw 95ish - he never had any control as a starter. That said, he's always been the subject of lots of rumors.

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Originally posted by BobbyTheDon
Beltroids
He sucked ass before, then all the sudden hits almost 50 homers...ahhh now he is sucking ass again

He never 'sucked' - his career averages are .275 with 20 HR, 100 RBI and 30 SB. He hit 38 HR last year . . . not a big spike from his 29 in 2002.

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Originally posted by BobbyTheDon
Gonzoids (luis gonzales)
this puto only hit over 30 homeruns ONCE in his career (2000, he hit 31) then all the sudden he hit 57! ahhh come back down to earth Gonzoids

Now you're onto something. These are exactly the kinds of situations to look for . . .

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Originally posted by BobbyTheDon
Pujoiods? There is no way this guy is 25. He was probably 25 in high school. this is from my boys at dodgerblues.com

Albert: "Me like hit ball long"

3rd grade teacher: "Now Albert, you must learn the three R's"

Albert: Three Ares? Reading, riting, and uhrithmatik?

3rd grade teacher: "Umm, oh well, take this cream and shorten your swing during recess Albert"

hahaha - it's pretty well-accepted that Pujols is ~2 years older than his listed age - he does have a college degree, after all, plus 2 years in the minors. I hate Stinky Pujols, for the record, even though I don't really have a reason.

Rudey · #3 05-12-2005, 01:33 PM

Anyone seen any stats on player performances this year over last year?

-Rudey

BobbyTheDon · #4 05-12-2005, 02:03 PM

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Originally posted by KSig RC
Gagne always threw 95ish - he never had any control as a starter. That said, he's always been the subject of lots of rumors.

He never 'sucked' - his career averages are .275 with 20 HR, 100 RBI and 30 SB. He hit 38 HR last year . . . not a big spike from his 29 in 2002.

Nah bro you are wrong. Beltres career averages before last years roid year was .257 ba....with 16 homers a year and aroudn 65 rbis.

Last year he hit 48 homers...the most homers he ever hit befor was....23 (the year before).

granted, Beltre always supposedly had potential...blah blah blah. wah wah wah. I'm a hardcore Dodger fan and last year it was great going to dodger games calling him out on roids. all of us knew he was on the juice because that douche never did shit before because he always got so butthurt over stupid shit. not to mention getting surgery in a 3rd world country! ok fine, maybe that wasn't hit fault.

as far a Gagne, yeah. actually I dont know what to think. He actaully never " sucked" persay. He just wasnt that good. he threw hard, but the hardest i ever saw him throw was 94 or 95. now you watch him pitch and this F'er is throwing 98, 99 one time i saw 101. NO JOKE. but probably because he is just throwing his hardest because he is a reliever. anyways, i really don't care if he is juice because this guy is the man, and he has a hockey mentallity. he could probably beat anyones ass before the roids, now its just not fair.

as a Dodger fan I love to poke fun of my players and especially ex players.

Bottom line...Beltroids...Gagne = meathead.

KSigkid · #5 05-12-2005, 02:08 PM

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Originally posted by BobbyTheDon
Nah bro you are wrong. Beltres career averages before last years roid year was .257 ba....with 16 homers a year and aroudn 65 rbis.

Last year he hit 48 homers...the most homers he ever hit befor was....23 (the year before).

granted, Beltre always supposedly had potential...blah blah blah. wah wah wah. I'm a hardcore Dodger fan and last year it was great going to dodger games calling him out on roids. all of us knew he was on the juice because that douche never did shit before because he always got so butthurt over stupid shit. not to mention getting surgery in a 3rd world country! ok fine, maybe that wasn't hit fault.

as far a Gagne, yeah. actually I dont know what to think. He actaully never " sucked" persay. He just wasnt that good. he threw hard, but the hardest i ever saw him throw was 94 or 95. now you watch him pitch and this F'er is throwing 98, 99 one time i saw 101. NO JOKE. but probably because he is just throwing his hardest because he is a reliever. anyways, i really don't care if he is juice because this guy is the man, and he has a hockey mentallity. he could probably beat anyones ass before the roids, now its just not fair.

as a Dodger fan I love to poke fun of my players and especially ex players.

Bottom line...Beltroids...Gagne = meathead.

I thought you meant Beltran when you said "Beltroids," not Adrian Beltre. I think that's what Rob thought as well.

On the other guys - Gagne and Pujols I don't think there's much proof that they have done it, although Pujols has to be older than his stated age.

ShaedyKD · #6 05-12-2005, 02:12 PM

I heard that Milton Bradley does steroids. And I'm not talking about the guy who invented Monopoly!

KSig RC · #7 05-12-2005, 02:24 PM

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Originally posted by BobbyTheDon
Nah bro you are wrong. Beltres career averages before last years roid year was .257 ba....with 16 homers a year and aroudn 65 rbis.

Last year he hit 48 homers...the most homers he ever hit befor was....23 (the year before).

granted, Beltre always supposedly had potential...blah blah blah. wah wah wah. I'm a hardcore Dodger fan and last year it was great going to dodger games calling him out on roids. all of us knew he was on the juice because that douche never did shit before because he always got so butthurt over stupid shit. not to mention getting surgery in a 3rd world country! ok fine, maybe that wasn't hit fault.

hahahaha - i posted the stats for Carlos Beltran, not Adrian Beltre. my bad yo - the thing about Beltre is that he had his career year last year post-testing . . . he's probably just a flake or a huge asshole, going big in his 'walk year'. notice he was in much better shape last year, none of that "i drank all winter" fatass stuff. The dodgers are better w/out his ass (and his albatross contract).

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Originally posted by BobbyTheDon
as far a Gagne, yeah. actually I dont know what to think. He actaully never " sucked" persay. He just wasnt that good. he threw hard, but the hardest i ever saw him throw was 94 or 95. now you watch him pitch and this F'er is throwing 98, 99 one time i saw 101. NO JOKE. but probably because he is just throwing his hardest because he is a reliever. anyways, i really don't care if he is juice because this guy is the man, and he has a hockey mentallity. he could probably beat anyones ass before the roids, now its just not fair.

yeah no doubt - he's a big ass canadian, and i wouldn't want to bat against him

KSig RC · #8 05-12-2005, 02:26 PM

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Originally posted by Rudey
Anyone seen any stats on player performances this year over last year?

-Rudey

Batting is down in the AL pretty solidly, and it's down slightly in the NL - however, the reality is that there are three main things that make this a useless task:

1 - TINY sample size

2 - they started hardcore testing LAST YEAR, just with lesser penalties . . . the differences should be between 2003 and 2004/today. For the record, offense was up pretty solidly in 2004.

3 - there's no reason to expect offense to be affected more than pitching - pitchers would benefit as much, if not more

madmax · #9 05-12-2005, 03:18 PM

I always thougt Vladimir Guerrero was the most cut player but I don't know if he is on the juice.

I think Curt Schilling is on the juice.

The Phillies need more players on steroids. They wouldn't suck so much.