Worst Pick-up Lines

mizzkes · #1 07-19-2000, 05:53 PM

Hello everyone, I felt bad about bringing down the morale of the board, so I decided to post something that would generate a few laughs (lord knows I need some laughs). A few days ago in a similar forum's chat, we talked about this. What is the worst pick-up line someone has ever said to you? Or if men are reading, what is the worst pick-up line you have ever used?
Ok, I will start.... I walked into Dillard's and this guy follows me in the store, (he was breathing hard as if he had been chasing me). He says, "Excuse me, you dropped something." Guess what this idiot pulls out of his pocket.....an empty chewing gum wrapper!!

I couldn't help but laugh in his face, I said, " You mean to tell me you chased me down the mall, to give me an empty chewing gum wrapper?! By the way, I don't even chew that brand of gum!" What a sorry pick-up. I mean, if he wanted to impress me he could have pulled out a hundred dollar bill and told me I dropped that. I would have gladly accepted it.

Sexy Mocha · #2 07-20-2000, 11:21 AM

O.k. Mizzkes,you know I have to get in on this one!
I'll take it a step further, I have some of the corniest pick-up lines AND comebacks for them.
I know how to please a woman...then please leave me alone
Is this seat empty?...yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
I want to give myself to you...sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
I can tell you want me...yes, I want you to leave.
Baby, I'd go through anything for you...Let's start with your bank account.
Your place or mine...both, You go to your place and I'll go to mine.
and the most popular pick-up line to date:
Haven't i seen you some place before?...Yeah, that's why i don't go there anymore.

MaMaBuddha · #3 07-20-2000, 11:27 AM

mizzkes..

see, i would have fell for something like that...depending if he was cute.

the worst pick up line...i've ever heard was...

Baby, I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only ten I see!

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime.

i think i've heard them all...

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AKAtude · #4 07-20-2000, 11:49 AM

Sexy Mocha, I've heard those before but you got me LOL again! MaMaBuddha, those are bad.

KittyKat · #5 07-20-2000, 05:08 PM

O.K., I must say that the "best/worst lines" I ever heard were when I went to the Bayou Classic. Brothers were REALLY CREATIVE down there. In no particular order (drumroll, please):

1) Make 'em say ugnnhhhhh!!! Na na, na na!!!!
2) Girl, you are like Kentucky's, finger lickin' good!!!
3) I just wanna be with you!!!!!

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PinkCashmere · #6 07-20-2000, 05:15 PM

The worst things I've heard are:

1. "Shawty what yo name is?"
2. When a guy whistles to get your attention (like he's whistling at a dog; and
3. when he goes "Psst....Pssst....Shawty!...I know you heard me!" As I keep walking

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Eclipse · #7 07-20-2000, 05:37 PM

PinkCashmere,
Girllllllll, where are you FROM? You MUST be from Atlanta!!!!

Another good one is:
Psssst...Hey Shawty, can I holla at you for a minute?

Then, when you say no, or just keep walking they say:

I didn't want to talk to yo ugly a** anyway, B****!!

Yeah, right! So why were you psssst'ing at me then???

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PinkCashmere · #8 07-20-2000, 05:52 PM

Eclipse,
Girl, I may as well be from Atlanta. I am close enough to it. (Only a few minutes away.)

KittyKat · #9 07-20-2000, 06:12 PM

PinkCashmere,

I think they do that all over the South. I'm in Texas, and "psst, psst" (and everything else you mentioned) is QUITE popular here. I do hate to hear that, too.

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#10 07-20-2000, 06:50 PM

Here are some bad lines I've encountered.

1. How are you?
My response: fine
I didn't ask you how you look I asked how you were doing.

2. Are you married?
If I don't like them my response is...Yes I am married.
But are you happy?

3. Girl you so fine you can make Ray Charles see.

4. Are you married?
I show him my ring pretending like I'm married.
He tells me girl that's an engagement ring. This is a wedding ring and flashes his ring and says, "So can I have your number?"

5. Hey Hey Girl you got a boyfriend?
My response....yes
But do you cheat?

6. Hey Red, Red (I'm iggin him) Red I know you hear me talkin to you. All you red gals try to act stuck up. Gone on then I didn't want you no way.

7. Hey can I holla at you for a second, you know what I'm saying, what's up, you know what I'm saying, how old you is, you know what I'm saying, you got a man, you know what I'm saying.......

Can we say ughhhhhhhhh!

mizzkes · #11 07-20-2000, 07:18 PM

PinkCashmere- it is a southern thing, because here in Florida I hear the same thing. "What yo name is?" Is that even a sentence? I mean, really. I used to have my hair cut really short, a natural, do you know guys would have the nerve to say "Hey Baldhead!!" I would get so mad!! I had a gas station attendant tell me "I want me a college girl". Of course my reply was "Well you need to go to college!!" I mean, really, you are 25, you pump gas for a living and expect to marry a doctor, let's be for real here

#12 07-20-2000, 08:35 PM

I forgot to mention...I'm in the south also, TN. Some of these southern guys are something else.

thatgirl · #13 07-20-2000, 08:45 PM

Hey everybody. I think I need to get in on this one. It's not really a pickup, but it's cute anyway. A guy friend of mine was telling me about a girl that he'd met. I asked here what she looked like, and he said: "On a scale of 1 to Jada, she's about an 8." Now isn't that too cute?

humblebumblebee · #14 07-20-2000, 10:58 PM

This olllllllllld man was trying to pick me up one day on the train, and even after I gently turned him down several times, he still didn't get the point. So after ten minutes of, "I could take care of you, yadda, yadda, yadda..." I turned to him and was like "How, with your social security check?" After he got over his initial chagrin, he says, "Dang you aint got to get all high and mighty Miss Thang! Shooo, I just thought I knew you from somewhere." So I politely turned to him and said: "Perhaps you have, I work in the STD office. Is that cream working?" Needless to say "Grandpa" left me alone.

HumbleBumbleBee

PinkCashmere · #15 07-21-2000, 09:20 AM

Humblebumblebee I am ROTFL! That is too funny! I'm going to have to use the STD line.