Unsolved Mysteries

CrimsonTide4 · #1 10-12-2001, 01:25 PM

Have any of you ever wondered. . .

Top 20 Questions that remain unanswered??

1.Where is Kris Kross

2.Why does Petey Pablo look like a psycho?

3.When is Alicia Keys gonna make another damn video?

4.Did anyone ever see Beyonce's ears?

5.Why are all these rappers bragging about all the women they get with when everyone knows they'd be lonely if they weren't on a record?

6.Who else thinks Lil 'Wayne looks like a rat??

7.Is Bow Wow or JD ever gonna get taller?

8.Is Jay-z ever gonna grow a fro?

9.What the hell is on the top of AJ's head?

10.Is it me or does Musiq Soulchild look like Cole from the sitcom "Martin"?

11.Will somebody please tell Fabolous to STOP SPELLING HIS DAYUM NAME we know how to spell it dog we ain't gone forget. Fa-bo-lo-us. lol

12.Why in that song "3,2,1" by LL Cool J does Foxy Brown say she's "a disease infested *****"?

13.Is it me, or does Shemar Moore bring Soul Train down? (He tries too hard to be "cool", but CAN'T QUITE PULL IT OFF!!)

14.What is up with DeVante? Is he cracked out or what?

15.Is the Harlem Shake New York's answer to the Crip Walk? I just wanna know?

16.What do they call the Bloods dance in California?

17.Is it me or does Mos Def look like a black Abraham Lincoln?

18.How many kids did Bob Marley have?

19.WHY DOESNT JANET OPEN HER DAMN MOUTH AND SPEAK UP? THIS AINT GOOD TIMES NO MORE, OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND SPEAK UP, THAT SHY ROUTINE IS OLD.

20.Why does Whitney insist on calling Bobby Brown "The Original R&B King". I mean, he was cool, had a couple of cool songs, but he didn't break no records?

Reds6 · #2 10-12-2001, 02:09 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
Have any of you ever wondered. . .

Top 20 Questions that remain unanswered??

1.Where is Kris Kross
]Somewhere, rich and I heard they were coming out with another cd. Lets just hope their momma's told them which direction their clothes go on.

3.When is Alicia Keys gonna make another damn video?
Please, because if I hear fallen in love again, I will not be responsible for my actions

4.Did anyone ever see Beyonce's ears?

5.Why are all these rappers bragging about all the women they get with when everyone knows they'd be lonely if they weren't on a record?

Or that they are would actually be out of the closet

6.Who else thinks Lil 'Wayne looks like a rat??

He is the Rat leader

7.Is Bow Wow or JD ever gonna get taller?

Or as my son puts it. Whenis Bow Wow going to get rid of his girl hair

8.Is Jay-z ever gonna grow a fro?
Let's hope he takes speech lessons first.

9.What the hell is on the top of AJ's head?
He needs AA

10.Is it me or does Musiq Soulchild look like Cole from the sitcom "Martin"?
May be they are cousins

14.What is up with DeVante? Is he cracked out or what?
Crack andthen some

16.What do they call the Bloods dance in California?
Bloods dance, of which Shug night wrned certain people BETTER stop doing it.

20.Why does Whitney insist on calling Bobby Brown "The Original R&B King". I mean, he was cool, had a couple of cool songs, but he didn't break no records?
He broke the how much coke me and whitney can snort in 30 seconds or less. [/QUOTE

Steeltrap · #3 10-12-2001, 02:19 PM

Thank you for mentioning Lil Bow Wow's hair. No male, regardless of age, should have hair like that. That's woman's hair.

Bobby Brown is only the King of R&B in his and Whitless' crack-addled domes.

korkscru · #4 10-12-2001, 02:43 PM

I'm really trippin' off of this post. Just let me add my 2 cents in.

1. Why does Michael Jackson continue to toture us with that FACE.

2. Why are we STILL talking about DESTINY'S CHILD? I had forgotten about them, honestly.

3. How many licks DOES it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? That owl and turtle were wrong.

4. What's up with these men (and boys) and the cornrowish look?

5. How many times do I haveto tell my husband to PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN????

Gosh, I'm laughing at my own stuff.

I'll think of more and let you know.

AlacrityZK · #5 10-12-2001, 03:28 PM

1. As much as I can't stand Destiny's Child, when is Michelle going to sing more than 10 words in a song?

2. What ever happened to Mia X, her no limit family didnt take good care of her?

3. Please tell me that Tatayna(sp) Ali is going back to acting and leaving her "singing" days behind!

4. You may like her, but can someone please tell Brandy to clear her throat before she starts to sing?

5. Can someone please tell Toni Braxton that it is time to change her hair style, it is not yours Toni, we all know!!

6. What ever happened to Changing Faces? Did they really change faces?

NOWorNEVER · #6 10-13-2001, 12:29 AM

Um, why is Miss Cleo STILL on the air?!

We all know that accent is phony

and she's as American as apple pie!

Special1920 · #7 10-13-2001, 12:36 AM

1.) Does Soul Train still come on???????

2.) Why are African Americans so loud??????

3.) Why my neighbor buy yet another car(making this 3), now I have to race home to park in front of my house. Why won't he sell the 1 that doesn't work, or get it fixed?

4.) Why is everyone getting on public transportation talking on their cell phones, I don't want to hear your conversation to Pookie.

5.) Why are these grammar school kids and H.S. kids have cellular phones, yet they receive C's and D's?

6.) Who thought of Hog Head Cheese?

MeezDiscreet · #8 10-13-2001, 11:31 PM

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Originally posted by korkscru
I'm really trippin' off of this post. Just let me add my 2 cents in.

1. Why does Michael Jackson continue to toture us with that FACE.

why does Michael Jackson continue to torture us with that facial hair???? if he don't look like the butt crack of an albino monkey, i don't know what does.

*also, when is the b.e.t. version of ATSB ever going to be updated???

sistarisin · #9 10-15-2001, 10:04 PM

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Originally posted by MeezDiscreet

why does Michael Jackson continue to torture us with that facial hair???? if he don't look like the butt crack of an albino monkey, i don't know what does.

*also, when is the b.e.t. version of ATSB ever going to be updated???

Please hand me a tissue so I can wipe my eyes!!! Gurl... You ain't neva lied!

I'm mystified by:
1. Why didn't someone school Sisqo on how to look 'hard' in his latest video "Can I breathe?"

2. Where is lil 'Emmanuel' from 'Webster'?

3. Did anyone ever see Diana Ross pregnant? Come on, she adopted!

4. Who is impregnating Jodie Foster, she ain't married, you never see her with a man? Hummmm????

5. Who thought up the 'concept' of Toni Braxton's notorious dress for that awards show?

6. Why does JaRule go through that entire video with half his head braided?

7. What will Eve do when her ninnies are sagging low and she still has those paw prints on them?

8. When will Ginuwine mature and grow a full beard instead of that thin line of dirt round his face?

9. What was George Foreman's wife thinkin when she let that fool name all her dayum kids 'George'?

10. That gum-poppin hoodrat next to me in the nail salon gettin a fill on her big toe! Does she wear sandals ALL year long? I wonda how that chit looks when her real nail starts to grow out underneath?

11.What do children do when the electricity go out nowadays? I mean they can't play jacks, hide-go-seek, cut paper dolls out the newspaper...

12. Why did I hear a group of 7-10 year olds doin cheers (I know yall remember them) to 'Oochie Wally Wally, Oochie Bang Bang'? I was mortified when they got to the part "He really, really hurt my body, he really, really got to gut me!

Lawd what is we gone do bout these chilluns?

novella000 · #10 10-15-2001, 10:08 PM

ohhhhkay.... I need a tissue, I am choking and snotting....

And Beyonce's ear ARE jacked up... I thought I was the only one who knew that.

sistarisin · #11 10-15-2001, 10:09 PM

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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
Have any of you ever wondered. . .

Top 20 Questions that remain unanswered??

2.Why does Petey Pablo look like a psycho?

My brother just saw him in concert in Indiana and said that fool pulled his chit out twice, proceeded to strip and throw his clothes at the crowd, then made an announcement:

"Uh, scuse me. I'ma need my clothes back!" WTF

novella000 · #12 10-15-2001, 10:12 PM

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Originally posted by MeezDiscreet
why does Michael Jackson continue to torture us with that facial hair???? if he don't look like the butt crack of an albino monkey, i don't know what does.

lmao

CrimsonTide4 · #13 10-15-2001, 10:13 PM

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Originally posted by sistarisin

My brother just saw him in concert in Indiana and said that fool pulled his chit out twice, proceeded to strip and throw his clothes at the crowd, then made an announcement:

"Uh, scuse me. I'ma need my clothes back!" WTF

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!:

deltagrl · #14 10-15-2001, 10:37 PM

1. why when folks send a picture to the local paper obituaries section they send a picture that has their loved one but you can see the half of someone else head!!! if you are going to send a picture please send one by themselves. I am trippin out because their is a picture annoucing the home going of mapel "me-maw" robinson but the picture has pookie and lil ray in the picture with her

2. why people set their clocks an hour early when you know it's an hour early so your going to rationalize and still be late!
3. why martin was hollering at the cars
4. why did whitney houston's daughter have to look so much like her daddy! poor chile!
5. why i decide to start my diet every monday

6. why lauren hill look like a damn 12-year-old lil boy! that's my girl but come ya'll she went to far!
7. why andre from outcast look like his masculine side and feminine side are at war everytime you see him

CrimsonTide4 · #15 10-15-2001, 10:42 PM

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Originally posted by deltagrl

6. why lauren hill look like a damn 12-year-old lil boy! that's my girl but come ya'll she went to far!
7. why andre from outcast look like his masculine side and feminine side are at war everytime you see him

ROFLMAO @ the war of masculine versus feminine

My friend calls Lauryn Bud from the Cosby show.

I saw her pic in the newest VIIBE and she looks like WHO SHOT JOHN!!