Superman and Orgasm

moe.ron · #1 03-19-2005, 03:28 PM

Just wondering, when Superman is having sex, do you think he can kill his partner when he is having an orgasm?

Optimist Prime · #2 03-19-2005, 06:06 PM

yeah, probably, but only if he's been holding it in for a while

Optimist Prime · #3 03-19-2005, 06:08 PM

she could use kryptonite lubricant

moe.ron · #4 03-19-2005, 06:18 PM

You think his ejaculation is faster then a speeding bullet?

aephi alum · #5 03-19-2005, 06:22 PM

T.S. Quint: But they're engaged.
Brodie: Doesn't matter, can't happen.
T.S. Quint: Why not? It's bound to come up.
Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?
T.S. Quint: Sure, why not?
Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.

-- Mallrats

PhiPsiRuss · #6 03-19-2005, 08:27 PM

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Originally posted by moe.ron
Just wondering, when Superman is having sex, do you think he can kill his partner when he is having an orgasm?

Was Peter North cast as the next Super Man?

tinydancer · #7 03-19-2005, 10:46 PM

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Originally posted by PhiPsiRuss
Was Peter North cast as the next Super Man?

LOL!!