Carrying illegal substances on airplanes?

[ambición6]

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[DeltAlum]

With the remarkable efficiency of the TSA, he may be just fine -- unless there's a drug sniffing dog around.

BUT, I wouldn't get anywhere close to him -- in the terminal(s) or on the plane.

He's nuts.

[cashmoney]

Originally posted by ambición6
this is all hypothetically speaking of course

Going to Vegas next week with the hubby and friends. one of his friends has the bright idea that he is going to take a dime bag with him on the airplane. I think he's nuts and don't want to be anywhere near him (in case he gets caught)

Soooo,
has anyone ever carried illegal substances with them on an airplane? and lived to tell about it?

He is bringing it with him no matter what so telling him "dont bring it" not an option. short of shoving it up his a**, I guess he could bake it into cookies....

Done it several times.


When I went to Cancun during spring break 2000 we brought 50 beans (xtc) with us. We also taped flasks full of GHB to our inner-thighs. Made it to Mexico with no problems....we even brought some steroids back from mexico that we taped under our testicles. Of course this was pre-9/11 and security wasnt anything like it is now.

Stuff after 9/11: My friends smuggled 11 ounces of Yay into Jamaica for Spring Break to last us for the week. Also, when we stayed in the country and were flying, my roomate brought 2 gallons of GHB on a plane from Jacksonville, FL to Houston, TX. We took 2-one gallon things of Hi-C fruit punch and emptied it all out. Then we dumped the G in and put some red food coloring in it to make it look like Hi-C. The gallon containers still smelt like fruit-punch and the G was red just like it. When they went through security on our way to the Super Bowl in 2004, we had no problems at all.

If you're scared you'll get caught...this usually works best. If you know where you're going and the address, just mail it by UPS or FED-EX. If you're staying at a hotel, just mail it right before you leave and by the next day you'll have it at the front desk waiting on you. I can't tell you how many people i know that have mailed 8-balls of coke to people or themselves when they go on vacation. In my state my friends and I used to mail steroids from Tampa to Miami to Palm Beach to Orlando to Jacksonville to Gainesville if they were big batches for a lot of people and everyone was too scared to ride around with all of it. It worked everytime......just make sure you get certified mail and it must be signed for. It'll never get lost.

Cashmoney

[DeltaSigStan]

My friend has big boobs that she sticks her weed between on plane trips, I guess she gets away it constantly cause she goes to Canaduh often.

Another friend was dumb and took her pipe CHALKED with resin on it in her carry on. Thank God she's a hot girl, or else she might have gotten arrested. Instead, the airport checker just looked at it, laughed, and let her go on.

There are those bottles and cans that resemble real products that you can TRY to hide stuff in (you can get them at your local smoke shop), but they're unreliable, especially when it comes to sticky stanky Cali weed that's hard to mask the smell of.

[Munchkin03]

I have plenty of friends who have carried before and after 9/11. None have gotten in trouble.

Whether or not that was the smartest thing to do is pretty obvious.

The fact remains that the security personnel, even at the biggest airports, are still as lazy as ever.

[lifesaver]

Even at my age, I am still learning.

Wow.

[DeltaSigStan]

Just a reminder for those dumb enough to try it (Even I wouldn't):

It's a FEDERAL offense. It isn't like California where you're just fined....

[chideltjen]

I've had collegues carry weed on plane trips. One girl has a shirt she wears on airplanes and it has one of those TINY pockets that apparently fit blunts pretty easily.

But ya'll have a lot of creativity.

[CanadianTeke]

Just out of curiosity can they do a search if you are staying inside the borders of the US? I mean for things that aren't security related? Up here they can't use drug dogs to search people travelling domestically due to the fact that they aren't crossing the border and it is considered an search without warrent, using the dog i mean. Customs only has the ability to search people crossing the border where the charter of rights and freedoms it suspended, but our Criminal code (including the entire narcotics code and schedule) are federally based as opposed to the American system which is state to state. Does this make a difference?

[AGDee]

Since 09/11, there are no rules about searches in airports in the US. You can be searched at random for no reason, you can be searched if the metal detector goes off from your underwire bra, belt, shoes.. whatever. At one point they were just doing a full search of every (random number) person (such as every 3rd person or every 5th person). In Detroit, I saw lots of dogs, just walking around the airport terminal with their airport authority police officer. I don't know if they were drug dogs or explosives dogs, but they just wander about and I suspect if they smelled what they're looking for on someone, that they would go nuts and that person would be searched. I can't see it being worth the risk.

[ZTAngel]

My boyfriend and his fraternity brothers brought back a bunch of goodies with them when they went on Spring Break in Jamaica. This was pre-9/11 though. Although airport security is still a joke, I personally wouldn't risk it.

[CanadianTeke]

Originally posted by AGDee
Since 09/11, there are no rules about searches in airports in the US. You can be searched at random for no reason, you can be searched if the metal detector goes off from your underwire bra, belt, shoes.. whatever.

This is true here as well, but i don't think they can use drug dogs for domestic flights, because even though an offense is taking place there is no probable cause for a search by the dogs. But bringing drugs across a provincial border is no more an offence than the standered possession charges (or possession intent to traffic as the case may be depending on quanity). In the US i believe (correct me if i am wrong) that once you cross state lines the offence is federal jurisdiction and therefore may allow for possible search for drugs even if there is no inherent security risk ie metal detector going off or other such thing.

[cashmoney]

Originally posted by ZTAngel
My boyfriend and his fraternity brothers brought back a bunch of goodies with them when they went on Spring Break in Jamaica. This was pre-9/11 though. Although airport security is still a joke, I personally wouldn't risk it.

They bring back any Ganja cake? Ask him if he tried that while there. I was tricked into trying it. They told me it was like Bananna Bread It ended up being a cake that tasted like Bananna bread/Pineapple bread....only it was filled with ground up shrooms and weed They look like a small loaf of bananna bread. After eating about a quarter of it, it started tasting really good. Next thing I know I'm eating the whole damn thing and by the time I get done I started feeling really relaxed....kind of like when you smoke dank crippy *thats rachel's term for weed * but about 15 minutes later I ended up laughing like crazy and started craving whole milk. I had such an urge for milk that I got up and started walking down the road to the nearest store while laughing my ass off. After that the wierdest thing happened.....the bushes and trees started looking really pretty. The flowers, the wet leaves from the rain, everything looked "neat" I guess you could say. The old buildings started to seem intruiging to me and for some reason I wanted to go walk through some jungle By the time I got to the store I stopped laughing like crazy. It must have took me 1 hour to walk a mile. I walked in and bought some milk. I noticed this little girl watching Alice in Wonder Land on a VCR and I asked if she minded if I sat and watched it with her she didnt care and I sat there, drinking a jug of whole milk while watching Alice in WonderLand with some little Jamaican girl in a store, on a couch. It made for good memories. By the time I got back all my friends had ate a cake themselves and everyone was fucked up. They thought I wondered off looking for girls. They all started laughing at me when I came back with an empty jug of milk. It was one crazy spring break to say the least.