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03-18-2005, 10:14 AM
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Ya'll can all quit now, because I win.
Paging cashmoney, you are no longer the dyrtyest dude on the block...
Look no further, trashest MF right here. I took home a lovely gal last night with the apparent hourly street name of Brianna. Get back to my place an Brianna and I are going at it. In the course of the evenings activities, her leg ends up over my shoulder. She tells me, "Ow, I cant move my leg that way. Last week I was shot in the leg."
I'm all, "what?"
Shes like, yeah, look there. Last week, I got shot in the leg. The infections all heeled up, but it was a homeless guy named Marco that shot me so I cant move my leg that way.
I'm all, "huh?"
It was then that I realized I was going to die of every disease known to man because I loved on a woman that was uncleen.
Bitch had a bullet hole in her leg. Not only did I see it, but my wanger accidently rubbed across it. Eww.
Who has sex with someone who has been SHOT. Do ya'll have ANY IDEA what my momma would be saying right about now? After the social stigma died down, I'd be beaten within an inch of my life. and left to live... just as as an example to those around me.
Last edited by lifesaver; 03-18-2005 at 10:16 AM.
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03-18-2005, 10:17 AM
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The funny part is that last night you posted something about how you thought you were "out of your league" on this one and I assumed you meant you were going out on a date with a really amazing, beautiful, successful woman and tried to bolster you up about it.
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03-18-2005, 10:21 AM
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dude wasn't homeless...that was her PIMP!
Marco shot her 'cause she ain't bring him, his money.
did you pay her after ya'll finished? she might get shot in the other leg.
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03-18-2005, 10:31 AM
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Wow...you win. I hope her pimp doesn't show up at your front door demanding payment.
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03-18-2005, 10:46 AM
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is it bad if I wonder if he finished up?
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03-18-2005, 01:42 PM
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you WIN hands down for the best st. patty's day story...actually for one of the best hookup stories ever...that is so funny, i can't stop laughing...haha
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03-18-2005, 01:49 PM
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so whatever happened to your car wreck? 
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03-18-2005, 02:04 PM
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I bet he raw-dawgged her.
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03-18-2005, 02:04 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by texas*princess
so whatever happened to your car wreck?
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Sounds like it was followed shortly by a sexual trainwreck.
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03-18-2005, 04:41 PM
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Damnned Irish and their holidays....
The hookup wasnt with the date I had tho. Met the shot tramp at a bar with the buds.
YEah, I used a condom. I live by the motto; if your're gonna play in the pink, wrap the dink. Still tho, I cant beleive how dyrty the whole thing sounds. My old roomate had been stabbed, but this is a new low for me. Its one thing to live with a friend whos been in a bar fight. Its another to have sex with someone whos been shot.
I'm still in shock.
I took about a 14 hour shower.
I did finish up tho, lol.
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03-18-2005, 05:10 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by lifesaver
I did finish up tho, lol.
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attababy!
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03-18-2005, 05:14 PM
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Oh Andy! And all this time I thought you were a nice boy! 
Maybe you should wipe off your wing-wang with some Clorox?
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03-18-2005, 05:42 PM
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i am crushed!! i thought lifesaver was as innocent as an altar boy!
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03-18-2005, 06:15 PM
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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Hilarious!!!
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03-18-2005, 06:43 PM
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From one trashy bitch to another...this hookah is proud of you.
GOOD JOB Andy.
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