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04-26-2005, 11:26 PM
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Amount of time you farted in front of them after you got married
sup cuh
you ever see that Sex & the City episode where Carrie farts in front of Mr. Big in bed?
What up doh!
that was funny as hell blood.
nah mean?
nah mean = know what i mean? in the same sense as Olive Juice means I love you
Fo shizzle dizzle.
Peace the motherfizzle Outtizzle bizzles
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04-27-2005, 01:55 AM
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If you fart in front of each other before the 972nd date, you're a whore.
Kind of related -- I don't get when couples use the bathroom in front of each other. I don't care how long you've been together, that just ain't right.
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04-27-2005, 03:19 AM
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Originally posted by valkyrie
Kind of related -- I don't get when couples use the bathroom in front of each other. I don't care how long you've been together, that just ain't right.
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I soooo agree. When we're at a party or something and he crowds into the bathroom with me (  ) I make him turn around and cover his ears. lol
And--hmmm, I've been w mr amycat for 3 years and I try not to fart. He however, has lost all qualms about bodily noises in front of me. LOL
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04-27-2005, 01:29 PM
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My parents has been married for almost 25 years and they have NEVER farted in front of each other...that I know of.
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04-27-2005, 01:34 PM
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Originally posted by amycat412
And--hmmm, I've been w mr amycat for 3 years and I try not to fart. He however, has lost all qualms about bodily noises in front of me. LOL
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My boyfriend has no problem about bodily noises in front of me either, I on the other hand still get embarassed about even my stomach growling.  We've only been together since the end of january, but I guess he's comfortable enough to not be disturbed by it.
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04-27-2005, 01:36 PM
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I hate it when I have the hiccups infront of a guy!
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04-27-2005, 01:40 PM
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I hate it when I have the hiccups infront of a guy!
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I absolutely hate this, my hiccups sound horrible and every guy I date is like wtf is that.
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04-27-2005, 01:45 PM
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I on the other hand still get embarassed about even my stomach growling.
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Ahhh I hate that too.  When my stomach growls it often sounds like I'm farting. It happens at the worst possible times, like on dates or during church service.
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04-27-2005, 02:38 PM
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I absolutely hate this, my hiccups sound horrible and every guy I date is like wtf is that.
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Mine are loud and hurt so I always end up with teary eyes! One date did have a good sense of humor about it and tried to help me get rid of them by surprising me...with a kiss!
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04-27-2005, 03:11 PM
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This thread is about farting.
NOT HICCUPS
Get back on topic or I will send the both of you a lethal one.
AND YES...that was a threat mawfuggas
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04-27-2005, 03:21 PM
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Have you guys ever heard of the children's book Everyone Poops? There's another one that's really on point.
And to answer your question Bobby, I'll fart in front of you any time I damn well please. 
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04-27-2005, 05:18 PM
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I'm really glad that Mr. valkyrie and I are very subtle about these things. Neither of us really ever farts around each other except for the occasional accident. I'm glad he's not a guy who farts and burps all the time because that's just NOT sexy.
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04-27-2005, 05:28 PM
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If Mr. Lil' Hannah and I can't fart in front of each other after we've dated for a year it will just break my heart. I think every girl starts out a relationship wondering "Will he be the one?" and as much as you don't want to put expectations on the relationship, you always wonder when he's going to pass the gas.
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04-27-2005, 08:22 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by BobbyTheDon
This thread is about farting.
NOT HICCUPS
Get back on topic or I will send the both of you a lethal one.
AND YES...that was a threat mawfuggas
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It's on like Donkey Kong boy...
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04-28-2005, 09:41 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Lil' Hannah
If Mr. Lil' Hannah and I can't fart in front of each other after we've dated for a year it will just break my heart. I think every girl starts out a relationship wondering "Will he be the one?" and as much as you don't want to put expectations on the relationship, you always wonder when he's going to pass the gas.
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This is 100% the best parody post I've ever seen - this deserves way more respect than it's been afforded. word to big bird
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