Random dating and relationship issue thread

[cashmoney]

Today is Friday and its been slow here at my office. So, I feel like coming on GC letting all of you in on my life over the past few weeks.


After reading the "giving it up" thread Ive really done some thinking about females.... Anyhow, recently Ive given up on this chick Ive been messing around with. I busted her in so many lies I couldnt take it anymore. At first I was a little distraut because of how dirty I thought she was and I loved it. I loved all the dirty shit she'd tell me she wanted to do to me after I got off work....it was the best. I started thinking I found a girl thats just as nasty as I am, one who could satisfy my carnal cravings. This girl was a straight up freak hoe and loved to do all sorts of bad things to me.....and she was on birth control, too. Thats said, I was in love. Anyhow, I ended things with this girl. I got a new cell number, new phone and I erased her number out of my old phone so I couldn't call her up one night while drunk whenever I start craving nasty, dirty sex again. So, she was kaput. I still think about her but she's out of my system.....this was 3 weeks ago.

Fast forward from then to a couple weeks ago during the Superbowl. During Superbowl week I got a call from this "breeder" named Gabriela. Girl is smoking hot for a 6 footer, hair blacker than a berry...eyes pitch black, skin kind of tan and hair thats kind of curly/wavey (and she's got really nice boobs). Got that whole columbian/venezuelan look to her. Now, Ive been talking to this girl randomly since last summer. Some of you might remember "Miss-Cashmoney". Well, when Miss-Cashmoney and I called off our engagement (Thank fucking god I didnt marry that woman ) I met Gabby out and started talking to her. But, one night miss-Cashmoney called me while I was with this girl and I left her to drive to Orlando in the middle of a hurricane to see my now ex-miss-cashmoney....left the girl chillin in the parking lot of a club at 3:00am. Anyways, I got back with my ex to try to work things out and sold out on this hottie. Well, things didnt work out and by last October I bailed on ex-miss-cashmoney because I caught her kissing another guy at UF/UGA after drinking for 3 days straight (long story ) Well, I saw this breeder out several times...we talked, she was with other guys. We made plans to meet up at this place one night sometime in december, but she had to go to a christmas party first with a friend......she never showed up where we were going to meet. Tried my best not to be discouraged and ended up making out with these two twins after getting completely FUBAR'd. Well, I didnt call her at all after that. She ended up calling me 3 weeks later.....I started thinking she was getting me back for what I did to her. Anyhow, I enjoy a good game and so I decided to go with it. We made plans again to meet up at this place called Art Bar in 5 points to drink a lil'bit. Well, again, I started acting like the lil'gangsta I am and stood her up. Told her I was on my way to the bar and that I'd see her there but instead I was actually in my pajamas eating sauerkraut and bratwurst while watching a movie with my roomate. She called like 10 times from the bar but I never answered.....left a message the next day and gave her the same excuse she gave me during december and said I got "caught up". Now, this brings us to SuperBowl weekend. I waited 4 more weeks and I called her....she was happy to hear from me and wanted to hang out during superbowl and wanted to come to my house because of the parties we were having all week long. I talked to her drunk one night and planned on meeting her at the FHM party but that fell through.....I got so wasted I dont remember what happened that night. I was told I stole a car from these two fat bitches because I got lost from everyone and I drove home from the beach and then kicked them out in the driveway.....this was the night I passed out in the drive way with a glass of scotch and coke in one hand and a lit cig in the other. It was the G, had to have been. Anyhow, fast forward to last night. I called her up to give her my new cell number, she called back and asked what I was going to do later in the night...I said nothing and she asked if i would take her out finally and that it was her birthday....she turned 24. I obliged. My roomate (the one who wanted to fuck her if I wasnt going to) and his girlfriend came out with us. Make a long story short, we had the time of our lives. It was the best time Ive had out in a long time. I drank like 4 beers, as did she, and I had like 2 shots of Jaeger with rebull. She had so much fun. Now, I can tell this girl really likes me or is lusting after me pretty heavy. I know this because last night I had mad bitches hittin on me and somehow she always popped up right next to me just as I was responding to the other girls hitting on me.....thats when I had to introduce her to them each time it happened. I made up some bullshit story about how this one was in a class I had and how another worked at my favorite restaraunt and another that I knew her from Gainesville. I think she bought it. Anyways, after we got pretty drunk we ended up leaving early....I had to be at work today. After finding two Taco bells that were closed I said fuck it and we got Mcdonalds at like 2:00am. We went back to my house, first time she's ever been to Cashmoney's crib. Liked the house and LOVED the TV. We ate our food and then she wanted to watch a movie. I gave her my little soft blanket thingy that mama-cashmoney bought me and we chilled to the movie. Now this is how it ties to the giving it up thread..... We ended up making out, I rubbed on the tits and gently pinched the nipples. She got on top of me while we were on the couch and started kissing me like they do in the movies....thats when I went to start rubbing on the clit and she wouldnt let me. She fucking stopped me!!!!! I know, as does every guy and girl out there, that if you start rubbing on the clit its virtually guranteed that you'll be taggin that ass within a couple of minutes. Well, she wouldnt let me. She said it wasnt the right time. I was like " If you're ragging, I dont give a fuck.....we can get in the hot tub" She said, "Ewww, I wouldnt do that even if I was on the rag." After that she she just wanted lay there on the couch and "cuddle". That shit lasted for about 10 miuntes before I told her she had to go. At this point it was almost 3:30am. She got her shirt and stuff back on and then asked if she could borrow some DVDs and that she'll give them back on saturday or sunday when we "hang out" again. I think she did that because she wanted to see me again and by taking the DVDs I have to see her. So, I'm guessing she'll set the ass out by sunday at the latest. Anyone care to make a guess? I'm open for suggestions. I think she really likes me and it kind of ties in to the giving it up thread.

My problem is, I have to go on 2 other dates this weekend. Like, I have to time this shit perfectly. Tonight I'm going out with this slutty girl. She just looks like she'll be an incredible fuck. She's 5'8, dark black hair...black eyes, huge tits, weighs like 120/125. Her name is Samantha and I think she's a DJ whore. I met her because she was with my friend who's the biggest local DJ in Jacksonville...anyhow she asked for my number and she called me. She's been after me for a long time but I couldnt hit it while she was with Jon. I dont believe in doing your friend's girlfriends. Anyhow, we talked yesterday and made plans to go out tonight. The bad thing is, my highschool ex and I have been hanging out periodically and she's coming up saturday morning from Palm Beach. And she'll be here till sunday morning. Sunday is the day I'm going to hang out with Gabriela again and go to this Raggae night at the beach. So, my question is....any of you have any tips as to how not to fuck this up at all? Its been awhile since I been consistant pulling 3 different bitches at the same time and all one day after the other. As of right now, Samantha is only allowed to stay till 10:00am saturday morning and Ive already told her I have to go out of town to Orlando saturday morning. But, lately Ive been craving that dirty, nasty sex again and I think she can give it to me. The problem is, I have to be drunk for it and how do I get drunk to have really good sex while not oversleeping to the point where Leeann (my highschool ex) doesnt find out about this. I ask this because I know there's a slight possiblity I might get really drunk tonight and not give a fuck in the morning. So, any helpful words?


Cashmoney

[astroAPhi]

Man, you have to be so full of shit.

[cashmoney]

Originally posted by astroAPhi
Man, you have to be so full of shit.

I might be a piece of shit companion, but I'm not full of it.

[Coramoor]

Tucker Max?

[cashmoney]

Originally posted by Coramoor
Tucker Max?

I was posting stories on GC before he even had a website.

[Peaches-n-Cream]

I think that cashmoney's stories are better than Tucker Max.

Dude, you should sit down and write a book. You'll get a really lucrative movie deal and be set for life. I can say that I knew you when you were a GC regular.

[cashmoney]

Originally posted by Peaches-n-Cream
I think that cashmoney's stories are better than Tucker Max.

Dude, you should sit down and write a book. You'll get a really lucrative movie deal and be set for life. I can say that I knew you when you were a GC regular.

I totally feel ya, I just dont know how to put them all together to make a book. Its seems like all the crazy shit happens when I go out drinking.

[XOMichelle]

you left her outside a club at 3am, then stood her up one on purpose and once on accident.... I think it makes sense that she wouldn't fuck you on your first date. She wants to see if you'll actually show up again.

[AKA_Monet]

Sweetheart,

Only when drunk? No honey!!! If you want male multiple organisms, you cannot have alcohol in your system...

I say, do not have vaginal sex with playa girl... Find her G-spot and look her dead in the eye. She'll have the best sex you can ever want to give to her. Make her scream... Then kick her azz out the house early in the morning... Da ho gotta go and make that money... Get out biatch... My otha woman is coming...

Clean your self off--that way, the smell won't be too much... Clean up you play pen a bit. Hang out with ole high school babe and have a nice time. Do it missionary style and get yours quickly... Take her out to Brunch on Sunday and say, Buh Bye from there...

Wildchild, hot chick that you know who likes you, if you thinks she's gonna rock your socks off, then keep your "spunk" inside so that your pumped and ready to lock and load... Wear little clothing--so that when you open that door, she's either on your tip or she's a dick tease... But use your common sense, if girl don't play, she don't play and you don't wanna get hurt...

But be fair, tell all women you see and do other women... Don't make them feel special... They need to know their place...

[cashmoney]

Originally posted by XOMichelle
you left her outside a club at 3am, then stood her up one on purpose and once on accident.... I think it makes sense that she wouldn't fuck you on your first date. She wants to see if you'll actually show up again.

Why wouldnt she fuck on the first date? She isnt a virgin, she's tall, she craves sex, she stood me up just as well. I mean yea,I left her outside a club at 3am but she should have been going home anyways at that time. She was drinking all night, not rolling or doing coke. I just think she's playing hard to get, acting like a little badass.

[cashmoney]

Update-



Well, you all know what happened thursday night.....here's the rest of the weekend:

Friday I went out with Samantha, if you want to read about that crazy night you can in the chit-chat forum under a thread titled "question about strippers"


So here's what happened the morning after Samantha. I woke up around 9am. It was beautiful day and knew I had to get her out of my house by 10am. I tried to wake her up but being as she's a stripper I forgot they're impossible to wake up before noon. Anyhow, luckily for me Leeann called me the night before and left a message on my cell saying she wouldnt be in till 4 or 5pm. Thank god, right? Well, I saw how nice the day was and smacked Samantha on the ass really hard to wake her up. She popped up and asked WTF I was doing and if I was trying to do some kinky shit. I told her no and asked if she wanted to go to the Zoo today. Her face lit up and she got all happy....."I havent been up this early in a long time" she told me. So we took a shower together, washed each other off, had sex in the shower, washed each other off again and then got dressed. After that we left and was on our way to the Zoo. Before we got there I had to stop because I was hungry. We pulled in to this Miami Sub place and I ordered a 6inch philly steak and cheese with no onions or peppers.....then it was deepthroat's turn to order. She ended up getting a foot long chicken philly sub with EVERYTHING on it and some hot sauce on the side. I'm like, WTF are you doing??? Now, I appreciate a girl who can eat.....but just be carefull you're not eating stuff that'll clean your colon when I'm around. I asked her if she was crazy. She looked at me like I was dumb. Here's our convo after that:

Cashmoney- You know you're going to have to take a monster shit at the Zoo, right?

Deepthroat- Ewww, shut up thats so gross.

Cashmoney- Well, if you just used your head before you did something then you probably wouldnt have went through half the shit you went through in life (she told me half of her life while we were laying in bed together the night before).

Deepthroat- Cashmoney-Cashmoney's last name, don't be rude.

Cashmoney- Don't fart on me later on.

Deepthroat- Just get the fucking sandwich.

Cashmoney- Give me a kiss

Deepthroat- *smooch,smooch*

After that we drive off and everything goes smoothly. Part of the zoo was shut down and there were parts you couldnt access....or so they said. Make a long story short we went through all the stuff. During lunch time everyone went to these areas to eat lunch, so the trails were a lot less populated Deepthroat and I came up to the giraffe exhibit which was closed because they were doing contruction.....but you could walk around to the back side of the barn behind the Giraffes and no one was there. Now, Ive always wanted to fuck in the jungle or the rainforest or some crazy ass place like that.....and in the rain, too. My perverted butt puts the idea in her head that we could be the first people to fuck in the Giraffe exhibit before it's grand opening. She told me I was crazy and said no. As we were walking off she stopped, looked at me and then said "let's do it". After that we ran behind there praying the Jaguars and Panthers at the exhibit next to ours wouldnt see us. It was in broad daylight and we did it! Thats dirty, I know...but I didnt know how long I planned on keeping this girl and so I wanted to get what I can out of her early on. After that I made up some story about how we should leave in case some staff member saw us through the binoculars on the other side of the Zoo and were coming for us.....so we left. After that we got home....I told her I had some stuff I needed to do and she said she did too and that she had to work that night. I bid her farewell and gave her a kiss and that was that.

Now the shitty part starts to happen. After she left, by 4pm I started feeling really sick. I was like, WTF is wrong with me? I was all itchy down by the pubic region and started freaking out. First thing that came to my mind was that that dirty bitch gave me something. I'm a brave man and don't believe in wearing rubbers anymore. I stopped wearing them 7 years ago. Anyhow, I got in my bed and layed down to take a nap. I woke up to my highschool honey waking me up asking me why I was all sweaty. I felt like I had congestion in my lungs and I had a fever that was pretty high. At first I thought all that shit was a dream about deepthroat.....but it wasnt. My nuts were still itchy. Anyhow, I called my dad and mom and asked them what were the symptoms they had for the sickness they both had for about a month.....it ended up being exactly what I was going through. I went home the other weekend and caught their illness apparently....everything except the itchy pubic area. I got really freaked about it and ended up having leeann take me to the hopital saturday evening. Come to find out it was because I didnt wear any underwear for two days....I was going commando thinking these hoes would like it. It ended up backfiring on me, I guess. So, I spent thr whole night with leeann waiting in the hospital and then having her take care of me the rest of the night and sunday morning. She ended up having to go back to Palm Beach around 3pm the next day. I felt so horrible for her coming up here to take care of me and then not doing anything but staying home. She said she didnt mind it and would do it anytime...which killed me even more on top of replaying in my mind what I had done the previous 48 hours prior to her arrival. Anyhow, she left at 3pm. I ended up cancelling out on the raggae night with Gabby.....yet again. But this time she wouldnt have it. She ended up coming over and taking care of me. We watched this movie called Collateral with Tom Cruise in it and then we watched Gladiator since it's her favorite. The night went ok and she "mothered" me as she puts it and I was eating that shit up left and right. I milked it foreverything it was worth. She cooked me dinner and everything. She spent the night last night but I felt too bad to try to hit it. So, we just slept in the same bed next to each other. I don't know if maybe that worked in my favor or not....but either way she kissed me goodbye this morning and said she'll be back around 5:30pm to check on me.

[pearls]

I'm surprised that I am that I am even responding to this, but there was something in your writing that told me I must. I read a few of your pieces thinking that you should be careful, but after I saw the part about your scare, I felt that I had to tell you to be cautious. You should really think about using protection. There are sooooo many different types of std's.
One day, you will settle down and if you are stuck with a disease you will feel so sorry. You could fall in love and be rejected by someone who doesn't want to run the risk of being with someone with warts, herpes or whatever else. AIDS is killing so many people. You should consider quitting, or at least using protection. You can even be free from those urges to have sex. Are you really happy, or are you missing something? Believe it or not, you won't feel the same way about dating and sex forever, but you don't want to be ruined for life. Even the curable std's can destroy friendships. Be careful.

[pearls]

Also,

I wanted to tell you something else. Things happen for a reason. The itchy feelings that happened may not have just taken place to go unheeded. I believe that is a warning, as is this note. I just joined this site recently and I came across a few of your writings by what may seem like chance. I know it's not a coincidence.
Again, please be careful, and I hope that you respond. You may not believe that you can or will change, but you can and you will; don't get stuck with an std.


True love is far far better than what you think is great now.

[cashmoney]

Originally posted by pearls
I'm surprised that I am that I am even responding to this, but there was something in your writing that told me I must. I read a few of your pieces thinking that you should be careful, but after I saw the part about your scare, I felt that I had to tell you to be cautious. You should really think about using protection. There are sooooo many different types of std's.
One day, you will settle down and if you are stuck with a disease you will feel so sorry. You could fall in love and be rejected by someone who doesn't want to run the risk of being with someone with warts, herpes or whatever else. AIDS is killing so many people. You should consider quitting, or at least using protection. You can even be free from those urges to have sex. Are you really happy, or are you missing something? Believe it or not, you won't feel the same way about dating and sex forever, but you don't want to be ruined for life. Even the curable std's can destroy friendships. Be careful.

Thanks for the response although it wasnt what I was looking for. About the protection thing, I quit using condoms a long time ago...like 6 years ago. That said, I'm beyond the point of no return. At this point I just dont give a fuck anymore. If something goes wrong I'll let the clinic handle it. Yea, sometimes I did lose sleep at night but you get over it in time. I've come to look at life as if you're here one day and gone the next. Death is just another part of life and I'm not afraid of dying or muchless anything. I don't know if this train of thought comes from me having so many people close to me in my life die or what, but I don't fear death or things that are associated with it such as AIDS. I believe in seizing the day and living life as if it's your last. Sure, I plan for the future and my life later on down the road. But to be honest, I dont want to live to 60,70 or 80 years old and living off of prescription drugs and not being able to do much. To be honest I didn think I'd make it to 25. With the type of person I am and the personality I have, I'm as good as dead (inside) when I hit 60+ years old. I want everything life has to offer and experience those things while I'm still here on this planet. Next year I could develop cancer and die in 6 months or I could get in a car accident tommorrow (knocks on wood) and be paralyzed or even die. I could get mugged and accidently shot a week from now. Nobody knows whats going to happen to them. Two days ago I saw a semi-trailer about 100 yards or 30 seconds driving distance behind me flip three time, go across 4 lanes of interstate traffic and land on the otherside of the interstate into the northbound traffic. I was beside that semi less than a minute before it happened. I saw it all happen in my rear view mirror. I was driving next to that semi before hand for about a good 2 minutes or so and decided to speed up because Avril Lavigne's song came on the radio. And this isnt the first time some shit like this has happened to me. The same thing happened about 4 years ago only I was actually between the two semi-trucks when the one ran into the median railing before it flipped. I did a 180 and my car went up on two wheels and I was in the middle of the interstate....all because some ducks decided to cross the interstate and a trucker tried to not hit them. When I was 19/20 years old back in 99' I almost died in a hospital. I was in the DJ booth with DJs Baby Anne and Debbie D in Gainesville @ SIMONS.....they had some really strong GHB. I drank too much of it and didnt know you arent supposed to be taking shots of 100 proof vodka when you do that stuff. Last thing I remember was it being 1:00am, I was in the DJ booth with the two of them and then I felt like I had to sit down. Next thing I know I wake up around 8:00am, I'm in the hospital strapped down to a bed in leather straps and I had a tube coming out of my dick while an IV was in my arm. The doctors told me I knocked one of the nurses out and broke another doctor's nose. I had two GPD police officers standing at the end of the bed waiting to question me.....it was the scariest thing in my life. They had no identification of me, didnt know anything about me and called me John Doe. Luckily one of my friends took all my stuff before I got in the ambulance so they wouldnt know who I was. Luckily I was smart enough to give both the police and doctors a social security number and name of a buddy of mine back home that way I wouldnt get kicked out of school, taken to jail or billed for the hopsital stay and ambulance ride. I walked to a friend of mines house which was 2 blocks from the hospital I was at and called my roomates to come get me. Believe me, I should have died several times. All I can say is I'm here for something important....what it is I dont know. I don't believe in chance or coincidences.....not in the world we live in today. The last thing I'm worried about is catching some STD. All of them except HPV (herpes,warts etc) and HIV/AIDS can be cured with pennicillin. Warts can be burnt off and there's stuff to surpress herepes. If you catch AIDS you're a gonner but usually with the drugs out today you'll have a while to prepare for death. We all have a number and when its up its up. Obviously mine isnt up yet or else I would have been dead long ago. Hell, I practically died when I was born. I was born 1 1/2 months early and my lungs hadnt fully developed yet. I was in an incubator for 6 weeks before my mother could touch me for the first time. Like I said, i dont fear death or the obstacles life throws at me. What makes me the man I am is how I respond to what happens to me. If I catch something I'll deal with it just like everything else life has thrown my way. Yea, I may seem like my heart is hard or I'm bitter....but Ive seen a lot of bad shit in life. Bad shit happens to people all the time, its apart of life. When you look at the grand scheme of things STDs are a small matter. Our bodies are so fucking fragile, more people died from the Spanish Flu in the early 1900s than all the people in World War I and World War II combined. I'm not really worried about destroying friendships over STDs. Besides, who really fucks their friends anyways unless they're gay? I don't deny my view on sex and dating will change eventually but my beliefs are going to stay the same. I'm too much of a strong minded individual to be easily persuaded into believe something that I dont already believe in at this point in my life. Especially when I believe the only reason to settle down and marry is solely for the purpose of having kids. Other than having children there's really no point in getting married. You don't need a piece of paper telling you that you love someone and if you leave someone because you got an std from them or they leave you because you gave them one...then they didnt truly love you. My father gave my mother something.....and they dealt with it together and got rid of it. She knew he had something when they were dating. But she truly loved him and overlooked it. So, don't play that card of you wont be able to marry and have kids if you catch something because thats your issue and not everyone else's.


Cashmoney



ETA: Condoms don't stop the passing of the AIDS/HIV virus anyways.

[cashmoney]

Originally posted by pearls
Also,

I wanted to tell you something else. Things happen for a reason. The itchy feelings that happened may not have just taken place to go unheeded. I believe that is a warning, as is this note.

Are you religous, a fanatic or one of those astrology pyschos? I don't mean to be rude but you damn sure sound like you came from some cult or something. This is my warning, stop stalking me on GC.