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03-02-2005, 01:23 PM
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I need help
I had sex with the 9,999,999th girl in my life. My matress broke. My bro don't know what to do about it. We make noise. Lots and lots of noise. Who wants to see the hooker he had sex with? Anyway my dick turned green. Bitches gave me green dick. You know you got it bad when it turns green. And I think I roughed her up a little. I gave her bruises and stuff and she left bite marks all over my body. The sex went on for 99 hours. I think that is why I am green. So anyway after I get green dick, I bang this slut that used to be in a sorority and is all drugged out. It was so good. Can the girls on Greekchat please feign the fact that they care and come up with an elaborate solution to my problem?
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03-02-2005, 01:37 PM
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When you hit the 10,000,000th girl I'm sure someone here can help you. 
-take one more for the team,bro.
Last edited by cashmoney; 03-02-2005 at 01:39 PM.
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03-02-2005, 01:56 PM
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Re: I need help
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Originally posted by Rudey
I had sex with the 9,999,999th girl in my life. My matress broke. My bro don't know what to do about it. We make noise. Lots and lots of noise. Who wants to see the hooker he had sex with? Anyway my dick turned green. Bitches gave me green dick. You know you got it bad when it turns green. And I think I roughed her up a little. I gave her bruises and stuff and she left bite marks all over my body. The sex went on for 99 hours. I think that is why I am green. So anyway after I get green dick, I bang this slut that used to be in a sorority and is all drugged out. It was so good. Can the girls on Greekchat please feign the fact that they care and come up with an elaborate solution to my problem?
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Toot some blow and do it again, brah!
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03-02-2005, 02:08 PM
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Re: Re: I need help
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Originally posted by Lil' Hannah
Toot some blow and do it again, brah!
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That guy has an open alcoholic beverage in the car!
-Rudey
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03-02-2005, 03:55 PM
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Antibiotics! Stat!
Or you could just tell girls you're turning into a frog. Girls like stuff like that.
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03-02-2005, 04:00 PM
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I think the solution involves trying to date girls off of GC, and then making posts about them on GC where you pretend like they're your real-life hoes instead of psycho losers who aren't even really Greek.
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03-02-2005, 04:31 PM
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What type of green? If its a puke green, run (don't walk) to a doctor. If its a lime green, wear it with pride.
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03-02-2005, 04:33 PM
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Re: I need help
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Originally posted by Rudey
Who wants to see the hooker he had sex with?
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I do!
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03-02-2005, 04:36 PM
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Is she a "model," or an "escort"?
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03-02-2005, 04:40 PM
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This is what I desire in life.
I like to chill with my boys, drink beer, ru and then just go home and have a hot girl waiting there.
30 seconds after that I like to go to sleep.
That's the truth.
-Rudey
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03-02-2005, 04:42 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Rudey
This is what I desire in life.
I like to chill with my boys, drink beer, ru and then just go home and have a hot girl waiting there.
30 seconds after that I like to go to sleep.
That's the truth.
-Rudey
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03-02-2005, 04:44 PM
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Originally posted by Lil' Hannah
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you are teh hottness rudey...
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03-02-2005, 05:10 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Lil' Hannah
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uptown baby
we get down baby
busch light baby
we get down baby
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03-02-2005, 05:11 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by KSig RC
uptown baby
we get down baby
busch light baby
we get down baby
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Yeah brah!
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03-02-2005, 07:03 PM
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It turned green just in time for St. Patrick's Day! Oh yeah!
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