Question about strippers

cashmoney · #1 02-18-2005, 02:28 PM

Ok, have any of you actually hung out with one before? Like actually went to go spend the night doing stuff together other than screwing all night? Ive ran through a number of them but never really had some sort of relationship with one. I'm going out with one tonight...she's been after me for awhile now. First time I met her was with all her clothes on and through a friend. I never really asked what she did once her and the guy she was talking to split. I started wondering one day why she always wakes up at like noon during the week and then she told me where she worked one day when she wasnt paying attention. Well, I went there one night and saw her. She didnt see me. I was with 4 of my boys. Needless to say, she's got a badass body. I mean whoe looks banging. She's a tuff kitty, too. Today she was telling me how some girl quit at her work because she thought Samantha was going to beat her ass....which she was, but she wanted to beat her down just because she thought samantha was thinking about beating her ass if that makes sense to any of you. In other words the girl is gangsta and we're going out tonight. But my question is, what kind of things do you take a stripper to go do? I feel kind of odd about the idea of taking a stripper out to dinner. There's no question as to whether or not I'm going to hit it tonight....but what do you take a stripper to go do before you get back to the house? A couple of my boys told me to hit before we go out and then eveyrthing else will just fall in place. The girl aint exactly miss goody-two-shoes or lady like. She cusses about as much as I do and looks like the type of girl that would cause a man to cheat on his current S.O., She's bad in more than one way. Mama-Cashmoney would have a heart attack if she ever met her.

Can anyone help?

Cashmoney

p.s. if you want to read up on her, check my post in the dating and relationship forum.

Coramoor · #2 02-18-2005, 05:06 PM

I spent part of my summer hanging out with some strippers. They were just friends though. It was cool b/c they would pick up girls for me although their coke habit got to be annoying.

_Lisa_ · #3 02-18-2005, 06:12 PM

I've got a few friends that are/were strippers. They're just normal people w/ drug addictions (okay, not all of them, but the ones I know) & they enjoy normal things too. Movies, dinner, clubs, etc.

PhiPsiRuss · #4 02-18-2005, 06:17 PM

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Originally posted by crzychx
I've got a few friends that are/were strippers. They're just normal people w/ drug addictions (okay, not all of them, but the ones I know) & they enjoy normal things too. Movies, dinner, clubs, etc.

Has anyone ever known a stripper who wasn't a drug addict?

Coramoor · #5 02-18-2005, 08:12 PM

I think it's part of the interview process.

What' size are your boobs?
How much for a 'special' in the hot tub?
Do you do drugs, b/c we get a special here for our girls?

#6 02-18-2005, 08:21 PM

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Originally posted by PhiPsiRuss
Has anyone ever known a stripper who wasn't a drug addict?

I have. Maile and Jillian are two of my closest friends and they're really popular with the crowds at Femme Nu and Club Rock-Za. To me, they're my anti-drug!

We'll go out on whatever night they're not working, and I hate being such a mooch but they always refuse to let me pay for anything when we go out!

James · #7 02-18-2005, 11:13 PM

I know strippers without drug addictions . . . come on guys show some support . . . a lot of times a successful stripper may not be the brightest girl but she can make 100 grand plus a year in cash for a few hours a week.

AS far as dating them goes, obviously it will depend on the person and the class of the place they work . . . Strippers are often very good company, fun, good conversationalists, outgoing and have better overall people skills than the average girl. Especially people skills involving keeping men interested in their conversation.

She is being paid to develop skills that make sure men have a pleasant evening. And I mean lap dancing aside. Thats a competitive advantage over a lot of socially handicapped girls that have been crippled by feminist doctrine.

Take her the same places you would any girl. *shrug* why would she be different?

honeychile · #8 02-18-2005, 11:20 PM

I agree with OTW and James. I've known 2 strippers and 3 prostitutes, and I promise you, when they weren't dressed for work, you'd never know it.

Optimist Prime · #9 02-19-2005, 12:52 AM

strippers are cool...most have artistic or at least nuturing natures. I've "dated" a couple, if can call it that, in college.

lifesaver · #10 02-19-2005, 02:22 AM

BTW, I felt inspired to post this Cory Morrow song.

Its called, "Big City Stripper"

Big City Stripper
Cory Morrow

She's a waitress right now in some run down Mickey Mouse town
But on weekends she's a big city striptease
She looks pretty sleek and for a dollar a peek
You can make her acquaintance and then leave

Her pappa, he don't know, his little baby takes off her clothes
He don't ever ask how she pays the rent
I go to see her dance at just about every chance
And she leaves me with a feeling it was money well spent

She's a big city stripper and all the cowboys love to tip her
Spendin' their lives in a velvet seat
Five dollars a beer (good god!) I never ever want to leave here
She's my big city stripper and I think she's in love with me

Now her lifes a sordid wreck, she seldom gets any respect
Ah but she's only doing what she loves the most
And my loving her is a task cause she's always showing off her class
And she's what all men want from coast to coast

I've spent the last ten years just trying to face my fears
Worried about what all my friends might say
Yeah but it's kinda fun to dream, I just kick back and drink
I watch her dance and see my troubles stripped away.

She's a big city stripper and all the cowboys love to tip her
Spendin' their lives in a velvet seat
Five dollars a beer (good god!) I never ever want to leave here
She's my big city stripper and I think she's in love with me

winnieb · #11 02-19-2005, 02:33 AM

I have a friend who married a stripper. They met in the club, started talking, went out a few times, started exclusively dating and now they are married.
To see her around town you wouldn't guess she was a stripper---her hair is usually undone and wears no makeup. Dressed you can tell--without a doubt you know the girl is a stripper.
She is about 6ft tall, and the biggest boobs. And for his wedding present to her--he got her boobs upgraded.

CSUSigEp · #12 02-19-2005, 02:05 PM

strippers are just girls.

_Lisa_ · #13 02-19-2005, 06:16 PM

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Originally posted by CSUSigEp
strippers are just girls.

And guys too.

cashmoney · #14 02-21-2005, 10:42 AM

Well, I took her out to this japanese steakhouse. The place was pretty nice. We started drinking while we were waiting for our table and thats when the fun began. When she ordered a double crown with a splash of coke I just knew things were going to get nasty later on. I ended up ordering the same thing but with Chivas Scotch. The more drunk I got her the more I learned about her. She's actually pretty cool. She kind of reminded me of one of my best friends from college only she has a vagina and titties. The funny thing was, before we even sat down she was vying for my attention the whole time. There was this bleach-blonde chick and about 6 of her friends waiting just as well and they were about 4 chairs down from us. Those of you who know me know that I cant pass up a bleach blonde.....made eye contact a couple times, winked, she walked by us to make sure she had my attention and then walked right back in front of me again on her way back. Thats when Samantha hit me and asked "are you fucking kidding me?", "We're on a date and you're flirting with other women" Cashmoney's response-"You're just feeling those crown and cokes...chill out, I'm not doing shit" "I'm here with you, arent I?" That should have been a hint to me that she's a little possesive/crazy. After that our thing went off and we were seated. We had 4 couples at our table and as soon as we sat down the guys were all checking her out and their wives/dates were not liking it. I sat down like I was pimp as fuck, she gave me a kiss and we started ordering. When the waitress came to order our drinks I ordered a bottle of saki thinking we'd both drink it and then I ordered a Kirin beer....she ended up ordering the same thing. The couple sitting to my right, the guy, asked if we were alcoholics......I told him "You're the couple sitting here that looks trashed, not us." His woman started laughing but he took offense, yet he didnt step. I said it was all about the tolerance. Anyhow, dinner ended up going great. By the time it was over we were stuffed. Between the two of us we killed 4 bottles of saki and 3 beers at the table. When we got in the car she was all over me like it was the week after her period. She was so horny. She wanted to know what we were going to do. I told her, "why dont you give me some road head while I drive and figure that one out" She started laughing and then she did it!!!!!

I know that sounds dirty of me but it was pimp as hell. I dont know if it was the fact that she could deepthroat and gag like a pornstar or what, but I ended up deciding to just go home. We got home and didnt even make it to my bedroom before our clothes were off. 2 hours later both of us were out of gas and we werent going anywhere. After those 2 hours I dont think there was one sore muscle in my body. I felt great. Literally, she fucked the soreness of the gym out of my body. After the sex we just layed in bed butt nakked and watched this movie called Notebook I picked up earlier in case we ended up in bed early in the night. It was kind of cool having those big titties pressed up against my chest while we were laying in bed and her kissing me. I dont know if it was the saki or what but we ended up passing out right after the movie. I woke up a couple of times throughout the night around 3am and 5am and rolled over and hit it...but that was about it for the night. If you ask me I had a great time....if you want to know what happened the next morning you'll have to read my random dating and relationship thread update in a lil'while.

Thanks to all of you for your advice.

Cash

SigmaChiCard · #15 02-22-2005, 02:16 AM

i knew a non-druggie stripper - she was actually a great student - great grades - just needed money - but hers was topless only - i think

anyone ever watch family guy? i think the funniest clip in any of those was the afterward where peter says - 'you know what's not funny - killing strippers - b/c everyone knows they're dead inside anyway'