At what point does public masturbation become a crime?

moe.ron · #1 01-30-2005, 01:29 PM

Does anybody know?

RUgreek · #2 01-30-2005, 01:32 PM

when she wakes up?

PhiPsiRuss · #3 01-30-2005, 01:41 PM

When it involves Pennzoil and a shopvac.

HBADPi · #4 01-30-2005, 05:26 PM

When you're sitting on a train to go to Versailles with 3 of your girlfriends and the homeless guy sitting across the way whips it out...tissue in hand! Worst memory of Spring Break '02.

RUgreek · #5 01-30-2005, 05:39 PM

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Originally posted by HBADPi
When you're sitting on a train to go to Versailles with 3 of your girlfriends and the homeless guy sitting across the way whips it out...tissue in hand! Worst memory of Spring Break '02.

LMAO

_Lisa_ · #6 01-30-2005, 05:56 PM

When you are standing on a train in Paris, France & a guy behinds you whips it out & tries to rub it against you in a train so crowded you couldn't move far enough away before you realized what was happening or before he was finished.

HBADPi · #7 01-31-2005, 12:08 AM

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Originally posted by crzychx
When you are standing on a train in Paris, France & a guy behinds you whips it out & tries to rub it against you in a train so crowded you couldn't move far enough away before you realized what was happening or before he was finished.

Where you on the train to Versailles too? Was he a homeless man?

_Lisa_ · #8 01-31-2005, 09:02 AM

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Originally posted by HBADPi
Where you on the train to Versailles too? Was he a homeless man?

No and no.

IowaStatePhiPsi · #9 01-31-2005, 09:05 AM

this thread has given me enough reasons to never visit France.

_Lisa_ · #10 01-31-2005, 11:06 AM

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Originally posted by IowaStatePhiPsi
this thread has given me enough reasons to never visit France.

I wish I had never went to Paris because of that man on the train. I still want to go back to France, the opportunity has risen to go to Orleans (a branch of my company is located there) & I will probably go.

BetteDavisEyes · #11 01-31-2005, 02:19 PM

There was the guy who was doing in on the bleachers of a park during a little league game last year. People noticed but no one wanted to approach him b/c who knows what he might have done. The cops were called & they took the perv away.

Rudey · #12 01-31-2005, 02:27 PM

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Originally posted by BetteDavisEyes
There was the guy who was doing in on the bleachers of a park during a little league game last year. People noticed but no one wanted to approach him b/c who knows what he might have done. The cops were called & they took the perv away.

Bobbythedon got caught?!?

-Rudey

KSig RC · #13 01-31-2005, 04:26 PM

holy jeez you guys, why can't we ever keep a thread on topic??????????

in response to the original post, I think it becomes a crime when some insecure individual calls the 'authorities' for something that i've been doing 'every month since I was a kid' and has me charged with 'felonious sexual misconduct' and then i'm 'raped in prison' and i never even 'got to complete at the bus station before she called the cops' and 'i'm really bitter' but i'm 'non-violent' so i retain my 'ability to obtain gainful employment' where employment means 'getting yelled at by teenaged burger joint managers during the graveyard shift'.

Actually it might be slightly before that.

PhiPsiRuss · #14 01-31-2005, 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by KSig RC
holy jeez you guys, why can't we ever keep a thread on topic??????????