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Old 11-26-2004, 09:30 PM
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The 12 things of Crass-mas that's such a pain to me...

Chorus:

The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Is finding a Christmas tree.

The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Husband (2): Rigging up the lights,
Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree!

The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Inebriated man (3): Hangovers,
2: Rigging up the lights,
Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree!

The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Frustrated man (4): Sending Christmas cards,
3: Hangovers,
2: Rigging up the lights,
Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree!

The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Chorus: Five months of bills!
4: Sending Christmas cards,
3: Hangovers,
2: Rigging up the lights,
Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree!

The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Frustrated wife (6): Facing my in-laws,
Chorus: Five months of bills!
4: Oh, I hate those Christmas cards,
3: Hangovers,
2: Rigging up these lights,
Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree!

The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Angry man (7): The Salvation Army,
6: Facing my in-laws,
Chorus: Five months of bills!
4: Sending Christmas cards,
3: Oh, Jeez!
2: I'm trying to rig up these lights!
Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree!

The eighth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Loud kid (8): I WANNA FURBY FOR CHRISTMAS!
7: Charities
6: And what do you mean, "your in-laws"?!?
Chorus: Five months of bills!
4: Oh, making out these cards,
3: Edith, get me a beer, huh?
2: What we have no extension cords?!?
Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree!

The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Another frustrated man (9): No parking spaces,
8: DADDY, I WANT SOME CANDY!!
7: Donations!
6: Facing my in-laws,
Chorus: Five months of bills!
4: Writing out those Christmas cards,
3: Hangovers,
2: Now why the hell are they blinking?!?
Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree!

The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
other (10): "Batteries not included",
9: No parking spaces,
8: BUY ME SOMETHIN'!!!!
7: Get a job, ya bum!!!
6: (sobbing) Oh, facing my in-laws,
Chorus: Five months of bills!
4: Yo, ho! Sending Christmas cards,
3: Oh, Jeez, look at this!
2: One light goes out, they ALL go out!!!
Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree!

The eleventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
TV Critic (11): Stale TV specials,
10: "Batteries not included",
9: No parking spaces,
8: I GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!!
7: Charities!!
6: (sobbing) She's a witch! I hate her!
Chorus: Five months of bills!
4: Oh, I don't even KNOW half these people!
3: Oh, who's got the toilet paper?
2: Get a flashlight!! I blew a fuse!!!
Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree!

The twelfth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
A few guys: Singing Christmas Carols,
11: Stale TV specials,
10: "Batteries not included",
9: No parking?
8: WAAAAAAH!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
7: Charities!
6: Gotta make 'em dinner!
Chorus: Five months of bills!
4: I'm not sending them this year, that's it!
3: Shut up, you!
2: FINE!! If you're so smart, YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!!!!!
Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree!


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Old 11-27-2004, 01:21 PM
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Hahaha, that song always cracks me up.
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Old 11-27-2004, 07:31 PM
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Very hilarious! LOL!

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Old 11-29-2004, 11:06 AM
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This is my favorite Christmas song! It's so very true!
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