I was reading the Kappa thread "Whatever happened to...?", and AlphaFrog had me LMAO with the "little bitty teeth."
Have you ever made up your own words to a song/quote/saying and you just KNEW it was right because "it fit?" Only to later find out that you completely "messed that up."
Here is one of mine: Ya'll remember the childhood song/game "Have a Coke and a Smile?" For a long time I said have a coconut smile, until my cousin heard me, said "what did you say?" , and like a fool I repeated, have a coconut smile, well......let's just say she couldn't stop laughing!
Another one: Ya'll remember that song Must Be Nice by Lyfe? My prophyte was singing it one day, and she sang......"even when your husband's legs

(hustlin' days) are gone."

Again, I CTFU!!!!
Anybody willing to admit any of their slip-ups?