Hotep Brothers. With ALL due respect to the moderators I hereby humbly ask that some of the prolific minds of you my fellow Brothers of Old Gold & Black to offer some suggestions or to state for the record if they too have ever experienced some of my symptoms:
1. The other day I was at the barber and felt the clippers becoming hot and guess what? I immediately remembered the days of looking like an eight-ball!
2. I have begun to have flashbacks of possibly being kidnapped by some FYNNNEEEEE looking AKAs who are w/compassion for a brother who looks like he has not eaten a decent meal in days! (don't tell my wife about this please).
3. The other day I passed by an Army surplus store and thought about obtaining some boots and a beret (black of course).
4. While running on my treadmill last night I started chanting in cadence.
5. As of late whenever I am in the presence of a group of AKAs I have thoughts of extending a VERY LONG greeting (Thrilla-Killa Ape Style of course). (again, don't tell my wife about this please.)
6. Whenever I hear the phone ring after 9pm I screen my calls (couldn't do this back in the day...Call-waiting was not even in existence).
7. I have begun to see GHOST of the Sphinxman... I guess this alludes to the acceptance (sadly, by many) that the days of the SPHINXMAN is gone. I challenge ALL BROTHERS OF OLD GOLD & BLACK to acknowledge the SPHINXMAN as he may be gone but he must NEVER be forgotten!
*SPHINXMAN, you are NOT forgotten!
The above stated is for information purpose and its sole intent is to be used for constructive dialogue by brothers who are MHP, QMHP, Psy.d, LCSW, MSW, Ph.d, LPC, and other PSYCHOSOCIAL Credentialed eggheads who know how to use and disect the DSM-IV.
Lastly, Original Ape, Sphinxpoet, TonyB06, Senusret, and of course Professor I expect your insight and Individual Treatment Plans for BROTHERS like me who are suffering from a case of POST TRAUMATIC PLEDGE SYNDROME (axis 19:06) to be presented and written in APA format & style.

Rumor has it that the JEWELS are going to be the CASE REVIEWERS & the CASE REVIEW is to take place somewhere in New York (guess where?).
*If he looks like he does not know the ANSWER who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!
*If he starts to stumble at your questions who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!
*If he appears quite questionable and suspect who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!
GHOSTBUSTERS unite! rah rah rah. I'm a GHOSTBUSTER, he's a GHOSTBUSTER, wouldn't you like to be a GHOSTBUSTER too? Ghostbusters are coming soon to a location near you w/a release date DECEMBER 4th in various cities and states. Remember, GHOSTBUSTERS UNITE! To GHOSTBUST or be GHOST the question is what member is best to be termed a BUST! GHOSTBUSTOLOGY 1906.