Moral Dillema Thread

Rudey · #1 09-23-2004, 12:56 AM

So you wake up one day and you find out you've been cloned. Your clone looks like you and acts like you and is sitting on your bed with you.

Your clone asks for a handjob - if you don't take well to such explicit language, substitute final release massage for handjob.

Do you do it?

Would it be just like masturbating?

-Rudey

33girl · #2 09-23-2004, 01:12 AM

The real question is, if the clone brought home a guy and so did I, would I be in a threesome?

Rudey · #3 09-23-2004, 10:59 AM

33girl that is a good question.

I can't believe you're the only person to reply to this thread.

This is important people.

Think about it.

-Rudey

33girl · #4 09-23-2004, 11:13 AM

Look at WHEN I replied to the thread. That should tell you something.

Lil' Hannah · #5 09-23-2004, 11:18 AM

I don't think I'd do it, Mr. Lil' Hannah. It'd be pretty creepy.

BobbyTheDon · #6 09-23-2004, 11:32 AM

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Originally posted by Rudey
So you wake up one day and you find out you've been cloned. Your clone looks like you and acts like you and is sitting on your bed with you.

Your clone asks for a handjob - if you don't take well to such explicit language, substitute final release massage for handjob.

Do you do it?

Would it be just like masturbating?

-Rudey

This is something I have pondered a while back when I was 9 years old. However Rudinksky, I don't think it is like masterbating because your clone is a completely different body now. Lets say you were to give your clone the hand job, that would be an act of 1) homosexuality (your clone is of the same sexy) 2) incest (you and your clone are the same person, thus being in the same family) 3) not masterbation (your clone is in a differently body now, it is not an act of masterbation because you aren't doing it to yourself now...although in a way you are, but you are not getting the outright benefit...even though in a way you are, but you arent. but still, you are. but then again...you arent. but i mean, you are. but still...no.

now this is indeed a tough decision. this is why I have written up a law that clones only the hottest women in America, and not ourselves...and when we clone the hottest women, we genetically maniplate their personalities so they become easy.

that is all.

don't get shot by a motherf*ckin Robot

DeltaSigStan · #7 09-23-2004, 11:58 AM

Can't you just smoke a bowl, jerk off, then pass out Rudey? Do you HAVE to wax about the subject?

I concur Bob. Since you're in a diff body, it's not saying hi to your monster.

Rudey · #8 09-23-2004, 12:39 PM

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Originally posted by BobbyTheDon
This is something I have pondered a while back when I was 9 years old. However Rudinksky, I don't think it is like masterbating because your clone is a completely different body now. Lets say you were to give your clone the hand job, that would be an act of 1) homosexuality (your clone is of the same sexy) 2) incest (you and your clone are the same person, thus being in the same family) 3) not masterbation (your clone is in a differently body now, it is not an act of masterbation because you aren't doing it to yourself now...although in a way you are, but you are not getting the outright benefit...even though in a way you are, but you arent. but still, you are. but then again...you arent. but i mean, you are. but still...no.

now this is indeed a tough decision. this is why I have written up a law that clones only the hottest women in America, and not ourselves...and when we clone the hottest women, we genetically maniplate their personalities so they become easy.

that is all.

don't get shot by a motherf*ckin Robot

What if it was a reach-around session?

I think all clones should be killed for this reason.

People wouldn't know what to do.

Also here is another dillema. Let's say at the age of 35 you are very happy. You have everything you ever wanted in life and more. You find out there is a clone of you out there. The clone can come kill you and take your spot and all that you've worked for. Or it can be your friend. You never know. What do you do? Do you kill him or her?

33girl I can't believe you were thinking about clone sex at midnight. Good job though.

-Rudey

Rudey · #9 09-23-2004, 12:39 PM

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Originally posted by DeltaSigStan
Can't you just smoke a bowl, jerk off, then pass out Rudey? Do you HAVE to wax about the subject?

I concur Bob. Since you're in a diff body, it's not saying hi to your monster.

Dude you have to wax about it.

-Rudey

BobbyTheDon · #10 09-23-2004, 12:44 PM

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Originally posted by Rudey
What if it was a reach-around session?

I think all clones should be killed for this reason.

People wouldn't know what to do.

Also here is another dillema. Let's say at the age of 35 you are very happy. You have everything you ever wanted in life and more. You find out there is a clone of you out there. The clone can come kill you and take your spot and all that you've worked for. Or it can be your friend. You never know. What do you do? Do you kill him or her?

33girl I can't believe you were thinking about clone sex at midnight. Good job though.

-Rudey

Ok first of all, I kill him. And I blame it on ZTAMich's clone.
I swear, if my clone came in an perfectly ruined my great life that I worked hard for I will whoop his motherf*ckin ass. I don't give a sh*t if that fool was me or not. I will BEAT his Alpha Sigma Sigma.

Also, I hear 33girl wanted to have a 3some with her clone and my clone. Dammit, I swear...my clone is already pimpin more than me. even more reason to kill the sum bitch.

Don't smoke pot with a motherf*ckin Robot

Rudey · #11 09-23-2004, 01:00 PM

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Originally posted by BobbyTheDon
Ok first of all, I kill him. And I blame it on ZTAMich's clone.
I swear, if my clone came in an perfectly ruined my great life that I worked hard for I will whoop his motherf*ckin ass. I don't give a sh*t if that fool was me or not. I will BEAT his Alpha Sigma Sigma.

Also, I hear 33girl wanted to have a 3some with her clone and my clone. Dammit, I swear...my clone is already pimpin more than me. even more reason to kill the sum bitch.

Don't smoke pot with a motherf*ckin Robot

But he could also be a good guy. You'll kill him anyway?

What the hell are you talking about a robot and pot? Are you retarded? Why would a robot smoke jade?

-Rudey

DeltaSigStan · #12 09-23-2004, 01:00 PM

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Originally posted by BobbyTheDon

Don't smoke pot with a motherf*ckin Robot

Well, we we're going to buy a remote control robot from the Discovery Channel Store that we could pass the binger around with, cause my bedroom is too big, and we're too lazy to get up. It ended up being to expensive.

Lil' Hannah · #13 09-23-2004, 01:01 PM

Man, my clone would be awesome. I'd let her live and we'd be BFF.

BobbyTheDon · #14 09-23-2004, 01:06 PM

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Originally posted by Rudey
But he could also be a good guy. You'll kill him anyway?

What the hell are you talking about a robot and pot? Are you retarded? Why would a robot smoke jade?

-Rudey

Hey Rudey,

is your clone the 6th guy from Queer Eye for the Straight guy?

Rudey · #15 09-23-2004, 01:06 PM

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Originally posted by Lil' Hannah
Man, my clone would be awesome. I'd let her live and we'd be BFF.

Would she eat kosher?

-Rudey