In This Thread, We Quote Legally Blonde

[ZTAngel]

I'm having a bad day and only quotes from the best movie EVER will cheer me up.


"I like your outfit too. Except, when I dress up like a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated."

[DGqueen17]

"This is your résumé?"
"Yes."
"It's pink....?"
"Yes! and it's scented!"

[Sister Havana]

"Exercise makes endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't kill their husbands. They just don't."

"You got into Harvard Law?"
"What? Like it's hard?"

[pinkey08]

Hi. I'm Elle Woods and this is Bruiser Woods. We're both Gemini vegetarians.
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FORD AEROSPACE HISTORY

"who said orange is the new pink"



I LOVED LOVED LOVED that line too....."I like your outfit too. Except, when I dress up like a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated." Best quote thru the entire movie

[RedRoseSAI]

Haha - I actually said the one about exercise/endorphins this weekend, although I don't exactly remember why.

My all-time fav, though, is "Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed."

[UKDaisy]

My favorites are :

Elle - "I once had to judge a tighty-whitey contest for Lambda Kappa Pi. Trust me, I can handle anything."

Brooke : "You know a Delta Nu would never sleep with a man who wears a thong."
Elle : "I know."
Brooke : "I just liked to watch him change the filter."


AND MY FAVORITE!!!!!!
Elle : "You're breaking up with me because I'm too... blonde. "

*** note, I was once told "i'm looking for a comfy burnette girl, not an outgoing blonde"

[AUDeltaGam]

My favorite movie!!!

[hannahgirl]

"Honey, you were First Runner-Up at the "Miss Hawaiian Tropics" contest. Why are you going to throw that all away?

Going to Harvard is the only way I'm going to get the love of my life back.

Oh, sweetheart, you don't need law school. Law school is for people who are boring and ugly and serious. And you, button, are none of those things. "

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"Here, you're gonna need this.

Your scrunchie?

My LUCKY scrunchie. It helped me pass Spanish.

You passed Spanish because you gave Professor Montoya a lap dance after the final.

Yeah... Luckily!"

[CatStarESP4]

She could use some mascara and some serious highlights, but otherwise, she's not completely unfortunate looking.

The rules of hair care are simple and finite. Any Cosmo girl would have known.

[APhiRattlerGal]

Emmett : Did you take Mrs. Windham on a date?
Enrique Salvatore : Yes.
Emmett : Where?
Enrique Salvatore : A restaurant out of town, where no one would recognize us.
Emmett : How long have you been sleeping with Brooke?
Enrique Salvatore : Three months.
Emmett : And your boyfriend's name is...
Enrique Salvatore : Chuck.
Emmett : Right.
[Everyone gasps/laughs]
Enrique Salvatore : No, I'm sorry. I thought you said friend; Chuck is just a friend.
Chuck : YOU BITCH.

[APhiRattlerGal]

Paulette : So What does this Vivian got that you don't got, three tits?

[Jill1228]

Ya got me wanting to watch this again (I have the DVD)

Paulette: So what's a girl to do? He's a guy who followed his pecker to greener pastures. I'm a middle aged, high school drop out with stretch marks and a fat ass.

Elle: Because I'm not a Vanderbilt, suddenly I'm white trash? I grew up in Bel Air, Warner! Across the street from Aaron Spelling. I think most people would agree that's a lot better than some stinky old Vanderbilt!

[GammaButterfly]

"Once Warner sees me as a serious law student, he will totally want me back. Its a completely brilliant plan!"

"This isn't like any other date, this is THE date! "

[jess_pom]

Elle: "Third year Yale Law student Putnam Bowes
Huntington III and his fiance Layne
Walker Vanderbilt, first year Yale Law." This is the type-of girl Warner wants to
marry. This is what I need to become.

OLD LADY: Practically deformed?

Elle: No. A law student!