Olympics: watching vs. thinking

[IowaStatePhiPsi]

From Instinct Magazine

In bold: what you are watching
In italic: what you ar thinking

John Capel running the 200m
How would his weiner be flopping around right now if he was naked?

Table Tennis
Man, there must be freakin' nothing else to do in China

Softball
Well, I know what Ellen is watching right now

Russian gymnast Alexei Nemov performing on the rings
How long could he hold that Iron Cross if I was tickling him?

Freestyle wrestling
Oooh, I gotta try that hold on Steve tonight

Women's Gymnastics
Is this lesbian porn?

Enormous US weightlifter Shane Hamman with his 22-inch neck, 22-inch biceps, 22-inch calves, 35-inch thighs, 37-inch waist and 62-inch chest
Hello, DADDY!

[mullet81]

Michael Phelps preparing to swim
GOOD GOD I wish those little spandex pants would fall a little further south...

[Rudey]

You are a freak
You are a HUGE freak

-Rudey

Originally posted by IowaStatePhiPsi
From Instinct Magazine

In bold: what you are watching
In italic: what you ar thinking

John Capel running the 200m
How would his weiner be flopping around right now if he was naked?

Table Tennis
Man, there must be freakin' nothing else to do in China

Softball
Well, I know what Ellen is watching right now

Russian gymnast Alexei Nemov performing on the rings
How long could he hold that Iron Cross if I was tickling him?

Freestyle wrestling
Oooh, I gotta try that hold on Steve tonight

Women's Gymnastics
Is this lesbian porn?

Enormous US weightlifter Shane Hamman with his 22-inch neck, 22-inch biceps, 22-inch calves, 35-inch thighs, 37-inch waist and 62-inch chest
Hello, DADDY!