Man resigns as youth soccer coach after (awesome) email

[PhiGam]

http://www.patriotledger.com/sports/...-coach-resigns

a couple gems:

We do not cater to superstars, but prefer the gritty determination of journeymen who bring their lunch pail to work every week, chase every ball and dig in corners like a Michael Vick pit bull. Unless there is an issue concerning the health of my players or inside info on the opposition, you probably don’t need to talk to me.

Protein shakes are encouraged, and while blood doping and HGH use is frowned upon, there is no testing policy. And at the risk of stating the obvious, blue slushies are for winners.

Read the whole article... its the hardest I've laughed in a long time.