The moe.ronic Party Platform

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Jobs:

It the spirit of free enterprise, the moe.ronic party has realized that free enteprise should be encouraged at all level. In this case, we have decided to legalized prostitution and the distribution of drugs in concerts. The DEA new job will be to make sure wookies do not show up in any concerts.

Taxes:

We are going to heavily taxed the drug dealers. No longer will they be draining finances. So, we going to taxed them. We are also going to allowed strippers to claim boob job as a tax deductible business thingy. In fact, boob jobs are now tax deductible for everybody, including men.

Drugs:

Legalized them all. If you become an addict, your own damn fault. BTW, we going to taxed them, cept for pot.

Crime:

Don't do it.

Education:

Go to school and graduate from high school or you will be in the "we will kick your ass" tax bracket, along with drug dealers.

More to come later on.