In the Matter of the GC Lampoon

[Internet Lawyer]

All rise and come to order, facing the flag of GC and the fun for which it stands, repeat after me.

I pledge allegiance
to the flag of Greekchat
and to the fun on the Internet
for which it stands
one thread
dedicated to fun and justice for all

The Supreme Court of the Internet is now in session.

The Court calls the first case on calendar today, In the Matter of the GC Lampoons.

The Court's first order of business is to seat a jury. If you are interested in serving as a juror, please post your responses to the following questions.

(1) Have you ever been lampooned?
(2) Do you believe in justice for those who were lampooned?
(3) What do you believe should happen to those who did the lampooning?
(4) Is there any other information about you that makes your qualified or unqualified to serve as a juror in this matter.