Your Personal Hell....

lifesaver · #1 11-19-2002, 10:45 PM

Ok, so if hell really exists, and isnt hot and with little devils, if it REALLY IS YOUR OWN PERSONAL TORTURE....

What then is your hell?
(A list will work fine here)

1) Having to walk around for eternity in socks after I stepped in water.

2) Realizing I bounced a check and the attendent fees attached.

3) Having to piss, but not being able to get outa bed 'cause its so cold.

4) Getting home from the dry cleaners and putting on something only to realize they ruined it.

5) Perpetual holidays with my family.

6) Finding out that the keg is Shiner, only to get there and find out its empty.

Imthechamp · #2 11-19-2002, 10:52 PM

Driving a civic/jetta/saturn would be pretty heartbreaking to me.

Rio_Kohitsuji · #3 11-19-2002, 10:54 PM

hehe, I love this topic! lol

1. Waiting and anticipating a formal w/my dream dress just to find out I gained too much to wear it *prays this never happens*
2. Overdrawing from the bank..*cringes*
3. Getting stopped by a Statie *growls* more than twice in a day
4. Getting snow caked on your pants and you can't change out of them..

KappaTarzan · #4 11-19-2002, 11:01 PM

hell would be cold not hot for me
people would walk around with their mouths pointlessly open all the time (HATE THAT!)
there would be tons of BUGS and other creepy crawlies.. (holy hell i hate those things)
there would be tons of annoying bitchy whores walking around.. grrr.. you know, the girls we call "frat rats" because they will sleep with any male with letters on because "it makes them cool" psssssh.. if they knew how much fun the sorority girls (and for that matter the fraternity guys) make of them..

sororitygirl2 · #5 11-19-2002, 11:07 PM

Hell would be:

Being cold while I sleep...

Having someone un-alphabetize my movies...

Driving behind someone slow...

Having to eat pork...

Not owning flip-flops...

Not getting to see my family...

Not having boys hit on me...

Being boring/not standing out from the crowd...

Oh... and Lifesaver, dry cleaners have lost so many of my clothes, and gotten holes in my favorite cashmere sweater... it totally sucks!

librasoul22 · #6 11-19-2002, 11:51 PM

hmm...good topic!

1. Walking in the Wal-Mart parking lot. MOVE, BIA, GET OUT THE WAY! THIS IS NOT A TOURIST ATTRACTION! IT IS A FREAKIN PARKING LOT! NOTHING TO SEE! SCRAM!

2. When I am sober and in chill mode and my friends are pissy drunk. Gawd, how annoying!! lol. And I know it is the same for them if they are sober and I am drunk. It just doen't work.

3. Being in PODUNK country towns. HATE IT! Sorry to the rural folks, but life is sooooooooooo muuuuuuuuuch sloooooooooooower in rural country areas. I travel a lot (by car) so it happens kinda frequently...sigh.

4. When you go to the club and all the guys have made a perimeter aroudn the dance floor to gawk at the girls, who are the only ones dancing. This sucks! If I wanted to dance with chicks I woulda went to a gay club. Men, get yo arses on the floor!

I am SURE I will think of more! lol....fun thread, man.

James · #7 11-19-2002, 11:56 PM

Oh Damn . . . what an awful thread . . . I don't even want to think what my personal hell would be, I'm quite inventive.

I am glimpsing in my mind right now and thinking about passing out.

Rudey · #8 11-20-2002, 12:10 AM

Bacon...the smell of bacon would be in my personal hell. I would wake up and there's bacon. I would sleep and there's more bacon. The air would be greasy from the bacon frying. I'd start to gain weight.

-Rudey
--I can't believe people eat that crap. Did someone wake up one day and go "Mmm, I'd like to eat me some pure fat"?

IvySpice · #9 11-20-2002, 12:23 AM

There would be Stairmasters. Lots and lots of Stairmasters.

Also paper cuts and the sound of cats throwing up.

Ivy

prospectiverushee · #10 11-20-2002, 12:33 AM

-being a customer service rep for the rest of my life

-having customer call 2 mintues before I'm supoose to get off and they need me to do 1 million things for them

-A Wal-Mart that doesn't carry Hanes Her Way sweat pants

-losing my job because my company outsources my position to our Mexico office

-being laid off 2 times in 2 months

-being at my current company after the 1st of the year

33girl · #11 11-20-2002, 01:02 AM

Hell is where the only food is cheese popcorn, the only beer is Blatz, and the only song is "This Kiss" by Faith Hill. Oh, and there are no flannel jammie pants from Target.

chideltjen · #12 11-20-2002, 01:31 AM

LOL... this is hilarious!

I am gonna have to agree with lifesaver about the wet sox thing... if i step in a puddle of water in my kitchen or something... OY! it sucks

working at Joanns for the rest of my life

having to eat snails and red meat for the rest of eternity

chalkboard scratching

listening to a lecture from any of my high school history teachers

hanging around this pathological liar i dated as a freshman

Edited to Add: Sorry i forgot a personal bit of hell that is a reality... having only one choice of diet sodas at restaurants...c'mon people... diabetics like more than just diet coke and pepsi! and the fact that all the sugar free/healthy foods are about 10x more expensive than the stuff i can't eat. Good Lord!

SATX*APhi · #13 11-20-2002, 01:36 AM

I'm living it now!

ThetaLove · #14 11-20-2002, 01:58 AM

Hell for me would be waking up when I'm forty.....
Alone and thinking, "Wait a minute, I forgot to get married and have kids, because I've been so obsessed with my career."

I know it sounds lame, but it is my biggest fear!

So I guess my actual hell would be just a place with no one to love and share life with.

BearyCuteAPhi · #15 11-20-2002, 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SATX*APhi
I'm living it now!

Hey Adri, I hope things get better...I know its tough and it doesn't look as if its clearing up anytime soon, but it will I promise...keep your head up and remeber to focus on your goals and acheiving them...it will happen...you'll be gone soon...

luv ya hermaneeta!!!

ronnie

**Sisters always**