In your perfect world....

Ideal08 · #1 11-08-2001, 11:10 AM

what would you get rid of? I mean, let's play pretend!

When as adults do we get to do this??? Let's pretend that you can have your own perfect world, and in it, you can get rid of whatever you want, and there would be no repercussions. Example, if you say you would get rid of traffic lights, no one can come back and say, but you'll have a bunch of accidents! This is just pretend, and it's all our own little perfect world!!! (I'm having an I Wish I Was A Kid day, lol)

In my perfect world, I would get rid of 18-wheelers, parking meters, and railroad crossings, blue hair dye, gnats, and ants.

What would you get rid of in your perfect world?

#1 Leading Lady · #2 11-08-2001, 11:52 AM

I would get rid of cigarettes ( I HATE that awful smell)

I would get rid of all my bills....everything would be FREE

I would get rid of all the liars, cheaters, and haters

ClassyLady · #3 11-08-2001, 12:11 PM

I would get rid of

All tobacco products

Liars, cheaters, and racists

White shoes (absolutely all of them, I hate em!!!!)

People who borrow things and never give them back

AND

Most Importantly,

The Philadelphia Parking Authority

gentleness08 · #4 11-08-2001, 12:18 PM

- The workday would be 4 hours, but the pay would not change.

- There would be signs that popped from your car to tell other drivers off, when they needed to be (of course you would have the option of having the words reversed, so they could be read in the rearview mirror).

- No bills

That's all I can think of right now.

MsOnyx · #5 11-08-2001, 12:28 PM

In my perfect world, I would get rid of ....

... those non-drivin' binches who always seem to drive in front of me.

... the need to work for pay. Can't I just get paid.

... 6 week maternity leave. My kids need me for at least one year.

... parking tickets.

... body odor.

I may have more later

CrimsonTide4 · #6 11-08-2001, 12:52 PM

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Originally posted by gentleness08

- There would be signs that popped from your car to tell other drivers off, when they needed to be (of course you would have the option of having the words reversed, so they could be read in the rearview mirror).

Yes lawd. I will be back with mine. I have a GAAAANG of em.

AKAtude · #7 11-08-2001, 01:18 PM

I like the way y'all are thinking! I agree with everyone. I'm trying to think of some other things to add...

Ideal08 · #8 11-08-2001, 01:40 PM

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Originally posted by MsOnyx
... the need to work for pay. Can't I just get paid.

This is my FAVORITE!!! I want this in my world, too!!

CrimsonTide4 · #9 11-08-2001, 02:15 PM

I would be back to my IDEAL SIZE.

I would be bill free, debt free.

I would find the people who broke into my house to get my CHIT back.

I would never have CRAMPS.

There would be a button you press that starts your cycle when you are ready to have kids so that would eliminate unnecessary bleeding.

Childbirth would be equal: Men give birth to the sons and we give birth to the daughters or something like that.

Men who say to you while you are in labor BABY I wish I could do this for you. . .PRESTO CHANGO. . . His @$$ is in LABOR

There would be a laser and you could use it to scan men as they walk by that told you their issues: HAS 7 kids by 4 women, is allergic to work, the BRAIN POWER of an ant, etc.

Everyone had a body double so for the stuff you don't want to deal with (WORK) your body double could do while you went shopping or to the movies.

All my favorite books would become GOOD MOVIES.

PEOPLE COULD SPELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lovelyivy84 · #10 11-08-2001, 02:42 PM

Ice cream, cheese, ribs and amaretto sours would all be good for you.

Cruising the net would burn at least 400 calories per session, lol.

All of my friends from college would live in NYC.

The WTC would still be there (my first job was there, in my mind it is still there you know)

We would all be able to live like the idle rich

Hip hop would have a standards board that outright banned the existence of the St Lunatics, and severely moderated mention of the following list of things:

ice
kristal
hos
bitches
weed
oral sex
guns
jail

limits would be set to only one, max 2 (for DMX) with special dispensation. No one needs to hear about that more than once per album because it's just boring and repetitive. I am convinced that Jay-z has been remaking the same two songs for the past 10 years- the one about when he sold drugs, and the one about how he bought those girls kristal and they wanted to have sex with him.

There are so many emotions, and I feel like if you're a real musician, you want to use your art to explore all of them, not confine yourself to talking about how many girls you can have sex with.

There would be a similar board regulating the use of the following beauty products:

blue hair dye
multi-color weaves
that industrial strength black hair gel (ugh! I'm friad of that stuff!)
nail glitter
tips more than 2 inches long
That nouveau curl stuff that ALL my older female relatives have in their head (why? I do not know)

and an across the board ban for all of the following products:
lightener
brightener
whitener (ok, that might not be a real product, but you know what I mean!)

Ideal08 · #11 11-08-2001, 04:04 PM

I'm LMAO over here. ROTFLMAO!!!

CT4, I would like to add that your Male Scanner can also detect their sexual habits (Can satisfy, Cannot satisfy).

LMAO @ banning the St. Lunatics... lmao

I would also get rid of the snooze button on the alarm clock. Now, I used to be a snooze hitter. But my dude wears it out.

Either get up, or reset the clock. MOF, I'd just get rid of the alarm clock all together. Then I would have an excuse to be Johnny Come Lately.

I would also like to get rid of expelling waste from the body. It always interrupts something.

I'd get rid of gas, too. No more poots!

I'd also do away with the Federal Reserve... everyone, print your own money!

sistarisin · #12 11-08-2001, 05:54 PM

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Originally posted by Ideal08
No more poots!

ROTFLMNHO

Too hilarious... Humm what I'd get rid of...

1) relaxers (don't shoot me yall.. i am gloriously happy to be nappy!)
2) menstrual cycle
3) clothing AND shoe sizes below an 8
4) caller id
5) IRS
6) motor vehicle administration
7) the need for child support enforcement agencies (why, brothas why must we take you there!?

8) water retention
9) STRETCH MARKS
10) gravitational pull on the ninnies

Dag, I got some it-choooz (issues)

CrimsonTide4 · #13 11-08-2001, 06:14 PM

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Originally posted by Ideal08
I'm LMAO over here. ROTFLMAO!!!

CT4, I would like to add that your Male Scanner can also detect their sexual habits (Can satisfy, Cannot satisfy).

Well Duuuuuuuh that is the first thing I want to know. I just wanted to be a LADY

and be discrete. You never know my mama could be reading this.

I want to for the record get rid of AAAAAAAALLLLLLLL people who cause rush hour traffic.

DreamfulOne · #14 11-08-2001, 10:05 PM

1. (it may be mean ~ no offense to anyone) CROOKED TEETH MEN ~ there is such thing as a dentist.
2. SPEED LIMITS
3. Red Lipstick
4. Black Eye & Lip Liner
5. Mascara
6. People who think they are the chit!
7. People who take their love for their culture to the point of discriminating others
8. Teenage Pregnancy
9. Under-age Drinking
10. SAT, GRE, MCAT, LSAT, GMAT, etc.,
11. Bills, Bill Collectors, CrediT agencies, Credit Reports
12. The Need for Credit or Loans.

the list can go on...but I'll stop there.

Soulful Soror · #15 11-09-2001, 01:06 PM

Every single one of those Loooosers at Auburn University that were in black face or thought it was remotely funny would have to depend on people of color for EVERYTHING...like the grades they get to graduate...the job they pursue after graduation...the boss they answer to...the clients that they depend on...the loans & credit they apply for.....EVERYTHING!

And, to identify these peasants, on their driver's licenses & i.d.'s would be a big red stamp that reads:
Looo-Hooo-Ser-Er!!!!