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Old 05-04-2004, 02:20 PM
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Drunken Owl paper

http://filebox.vt.edu/users/rturpyn/essay.htm


Haha. That paper is sweet.
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Old 05-04-2004, 08:58 PM
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Holy cow, I love owls and all but that essay made me laugh so hard that I spit Coke out my nose!
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Old 05-04-2004, 09:57 PM
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I thought the Chi-O's would apperciate it
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Old 05-05-2004, 12:56 AM
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WTF is a Barred Owl?

Is it on probation or something?

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Old 05-06-2004, 03:11 PM
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I e-mailed the link to one of my friends, and it turns out she knows the guy that wrote the paper. She said that, yeah, that's how he is... hilarious, he never goes to class, and he just drinks all the time.
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Old 05-06-2004, 04:52 PM
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That's awesome. I particularily like his closer:
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Spotted owls, take note. You serve no purpose, I have a gun, and your feathers make a pretty neat hat.
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Old 05-07-2004, 02:47 AM
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I had to read this one at least once to understand wtf this guy was saying. It was somewhat amusing. I wonder what grade the professor gave him.

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Old 05-13-2004, 05:56 PM
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Hahahaha, that was a funny, funny paper!
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Old 05-13-2004, 07:45 PM
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Chi-Os mascot is a spotted owl?
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