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05-02-2004, 04:43 PM
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Sorority Girl Jokes
If you're overly too sensitive w/the "sorority girl" stereotype, don't read!!
Some of these are freakin' hilarious!
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What does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Her ankles.
What is the difference between a sorority girl and an elephant?
About 40 lbs.
How do you equalize the two?
Feed the elephant.
What's the first thing a sorority girl does in the morning?
Introduce herself.
Walks home.
What's the difference between a sorority girl and the Titanic?
Only 1500 went down on the Titanic.
How can you tell if a sorority girl has achieved orgasm?
She drops her nail file.
What do you get when you cross a sorority girl with an ape?
Don't know. There is only so much an ape can be forced to do...
How do you get a sorority girl in your bed?
Grease her hips so she'll fit through the door and throw a twinkie on the bed.
Did you hear about the new sorority girl doll?
You put a ring on her finger and her hips expand.
What do you call 100 sorority girls sun-bathing on a beach in Cuba?
Bay of Pigs.
What do you call a sorority girl hang-glider festival?
Multiple total eclipses.
What is a sorority girl's mating call...
"I'm soooo drunk, I'm sooooo drunk!"
What is the difference between a sorority girl and a toilet?
After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.
What do you get when cross a lawyer with a sorority girl??
-Nothing. There are some things a sorority girl won't do.
-I don't know, but it sure enjoys screwing people.
-I don't know, but when it sucks your cock, it does't stop until it
gets blood.
What's the difference between a sorority girl and a dog ?
Drivers will swerve to miss the dog.
How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?
-Two, one to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call Daaaaddy.
-7, one to change it and six to go out and buy Tab (or diet Coke).
-65, 1 to do it and 64 to sing and clap.
-One. She holds on to it and the world revolves around her.
-Six. One to screw it in and five to make the T-shirts.
Why is a sorority girl like railroad tracks?
She's been laid all over the country.
Why does a sorority girl close her eyes during sex?
So she can fantasize about shopping.
What's the difference between Jell-o and a sorority girl?
Jell-o wiggles when you eat it.
What do you call a sorority girl's waterbed?
The Dead Sea
How can you tell if a sorority girl's a nymphomaniac?
She'll make love the same day she has her hair done.
What's a sorority girl's idea of natural childbirth?
No makeup.
What's the difference between a sorority girl and a barracuda?
Nail polish.
How do you prevent a sorority girl from having sex?
Marry her.
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05-02-2004, 04:53 PM
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I believe I know more non-greek females that fit these jokes than greek ones...but I do find the majority of these jokes pretty lame. IMO........
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05-02-2004, 05:01 PM
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A lot of these are fat jokes...I don't really know too many fat sorority girls.
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05-02-2004, 05:41 PM
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Great way to keep the stereotypes going.
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05-02-2004, 05:44 PM
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Most of the sorority girl jokes I have heard were more synonomous with blonde jokes. I am sure there is alwaysa heavy chapter on campus, i just don't recall it being rampant.
However, some of these jokes are funny
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05-02-2004, 05:54 PM
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I didn't find any of these funny. Not because they were about sorority girls, but because they just weren't funny.
I did get a chuckle out of one, but that one could have been applied to any female.
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05-02-2004, 06:26 PM
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Everytime I hear sorority girl jokes it's usually about how they're dumb, blonde, or overly obsessed with dieting.
Not because they're fat. I normally don't associate the word "fat" with sorority girl.
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05-02-2004, 06:42 PM
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"Overly too sensitive"
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05-02-2004, 07:33 PM
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Re: Sorority Girl Jokes
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Originally posted by Rio_Kohitsuji
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What is a sorority girl's mating call...
"I'm soooo drunk, I'm sooooo drunk!"
How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?
-65, 1 to do it and 64 to sing and clap.
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i thought those were funny
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05-02-2004, 09:11 PM
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I've heard these before a long time ago, but a lot of them are really funny.
And, the fat ones are applicable if you substitute specific houses for them - I know it's not nice, but that's the way I've heard some of them.
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05-03-2004, 01:04 AM
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I always thought the stereotypical sororotiy girl was skinny. You know, from getting her fat circled. Then how would the jokes apply then? Unless she's from a house that doesn't circle fat.
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05-03-2004, 01:15 AM
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Re: Sorority Girl Jokes
How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?
-65, 1 to do it and 64 to sing and clap.
-Six. One to screw it in and five to make the T-shirts.
I have to admit, I do think that one's cute
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05-03-2004, 01:32 AM
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Haha some of those are funny. But I don't understand why a lot of them are fat jokes. Most the girls I know in sororities are of normal weight. And by normal I don't mean a size 2 I mean like an 8 or 10.
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05-03-2004, 06:36 PM
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Some were funny, but most weren't offensive...they were just...stupid.
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05-03-2004, 08:49 PM
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Is 8-10 average healthy?
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Originally posted by DGqueen17
Haha some of those are funny. But I don't understand why a lot of them are fat jokes. Most the girls I know in sororities are of normal weight. And by normal I don't mean a size 2 I mean like an 8 or 10.
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