GreekChat.com Forums  

Go Back   GreekChat.com Forums > General Chat Topics > Chit Chat
Register FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

Chit Chat The Chit Chat forum is for discussions that do not fit into the forum topics listed below.

» GC Stats
Members: 329,709
Threads: 115,665
Posts: 2,204,918
Welcome to our newest member, zoiviamaarleyz4
» Online Users: 1,456
0 members and 1,456 guests
No Members online
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 05-02-2004, 04:43 PM
Rio_Kohitsuji Rio_Kohitsuji is offline
GreekChat Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Dunedin, FL
Posts: 2,111
Sorority Girl Jokes

If you're overly too sensitive w/the "sorority girl" stereotype, don't read!!

Some of these are freakin' hilarious!

_______________________________________
What does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Her ankles.

What is the difference between a sorority girl and an elephant?
About 40 lbs.
How do you equalize the two?
Feed the elephant.

What's the first thing a sorority girl does in the morning?
Introduce herself.
Walks home.

What's the difference between a sorority girl and the Titanic?
Only 1500 went down on the Titanic.

How can you tell if a sorority girl has achieved orgasm?
She drops her nail file.

What do you get when you cross a sorority girl with an ape?
Don't know. There is only so much an ape can be forced to do...

How do you get a sorority girl in your bed?
Grease her hips so she'll fit through the door and throw a twinkie on the bed.

Did you hear about the new sorority girl doll?
You put a ring on her finger and her hips expand.

What do you call 100 sorority girls sun-bathing on a beach in Cuba?
Bay of Pigs.

What do you call a sorority girl hang-glider festival?
Multiple total eclipses.

What is a sorority girl's mating call...
"I'm soooo drunk, I'm sooooo drunk!"

What is the difference between a sorority girl and a toilet?
After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.

What do you get when cross a lawyer with a sorority girl??
-Nothing. There are some things a sorority girl won't do.
-I don't know, but it sure enjoys screwing people.
-I don't know, but when it sucks your cock, it does't stop until it
gets blood.

What's the difference between a sorority girl and a dog ?
Drivers will swerve to miss the dog.

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?
-Two, one to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call Daaaaddy.
-7, one to change it and six to go out and buy Tab (or diet Coke).
-65, 1 to do it and 64 to sing and clap.
-One. She holds on to it and the world revolves around her.
-Six. One to screw it in and five to make the T-shirts.

Why is a sorority girl like railroad tracks?
She's been laid all over the country.

Why does a sorority girl close her eyes during sex?
So she can fantasize about shopping.

What's the difference between Jell-o and a sorority girl?
Jell-o wiggles when you eat it.

What do you call a sorority girl's waterbed?
The Dead Sea

How can you tell if a sorority girl's a nymphomaniac?
She'll make love the same day she has her hair done.

What's a sorority girl's idea of natural childbirth?
No makeup.

What's the difference between a sorority girl and a barracuda?
Nail polish.

How do you prevent a sorority girl from having sex?
Marry her.
__________________
Lambda Omicron Psi Alumna
University of Rio Grande
Proud wife of a Rho Pi TKE!
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 05-02-2004, 04:53 PM
ThetaPrincess24 ThetaPrincess24 is offline
GreekChat Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Kentucky
Posts: 5,724
I believe I know more non-greek females that fit these jokes than greek ones...but I do find the majority of these jokes pretty lame. IMO........
__________________
Kappa Alpha Theta-Life Loyal Member
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 05-02-2004, 05:01 PM
Corsulian Corsulian is offline
GreekChat Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Fairfax, Va
Posts: 287
Send a message via AIM to Corsulian
A lot of these are fat jokes...I don't really know too many fat sorority girls.
__________________
PHI SIGMA KAPPA
Xi Septaton Chapter Alumnus * George Mason University
Regional Coordinator - Region X (Va, Md, DC, & De)
GMU Greek Life Wiki * Unofficial Region X Portal
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 05-02-2004, 05:41 PM
sairose sairose is offline
GreekChat Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 1,396
Send a message via AIM to sairose Send a message via Yahoo to sairose


Great way to keep the stereotypes going.
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 05-02-2004, 05:44 PM
James James is offline
GreekChat Member
 
Join Date: Sep 1999
Location: NY
Posts: 8,594
Send a message via ICQ to James Send a message via AIM to James
Most of the sorority girl jokes I have heard were more synonomous with blonde jokes. I am sure there is alwaysa heavy chapter on campus, i just don't recall it being rampant.

However, some of these jokes are funny
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 05-02-2004, 05:54 PM
Lady Pi Phi Lady Pi Phi is offline
GreekChat Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: "...maybe tomorrow I'm gonna settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on."
Posts: 5,713
Send a message via AIM to Lady Pi Phi
I didn't find any of these funny. Not because they were about sorority girls, but because they just weren't funny.

I did get a chuckle out of one, but that one could have been applied to any female.
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 05-02-2004, 06:26 PM
Unregistered-
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Everytime I hear sorority girl jokes it's usually about how they're dumb, blonde, or overly obsessed with dieting.

Not because they're fat. I normally don't associate the word "fat" with sorority girl.
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 05-02-2004, 06:42 PM
swissmiss04 swissmiss04 is offline
GreekChat Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: On the street where I live
Posts: 1,863
Send a message via AIM to swissmiss04
"Overly too sensitive"
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 05-02-2004, 07:33 PM
norcalchick norcalchick is offline
GreekChat Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 664
Re: Sorority Girl Jokes

Quote:
Originally posted by Rio_Kohitsuji
[B]
What is a sorority girl's mating call...
"I'm soooo drunk, I'm sooooo drunk!"

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

-65, 1 to do it and 64 to sing and clap.

i thought those were funny
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 05-02-2004, 09:11 PM
sororitygirl2 sororitygirl2 is offline
GreekChat Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 1,406
I've heard these before a long time ago, but a lot of them are really funny.

And, the fat ones are applicable if you substitute specific houses for them - I know it's not nice, but that's the way I've heard some of them.
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Old 05-03-2004, 01:04 AM
tunatartare tunatartare is offline
GreekChat Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: partying like it's 1999
Posts: 5,199
I always thought the stereotypical sororotiy girl was skinny. You know, from getting her fat circled. Then how would the jokes apply then? Unless she's from a house that doesn't circle fat.
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Old 05-03-2004, 01:15 AM
LovedOne LovedOne is offline
GreekChat Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
Posts: 62
Send a message via AIM to LovedOne
Re: Sorority Girl Jokes

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?
-65, 1 to do it and 64 to sing and clap.
-Six. One to screw it in and five to make the T-shirts.


I have to admit, I do think that one's cute
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Old 05-03-2004, 01:32 AM
DGqueen17 DGqueen17 is offline
GreekChat Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 968
Haha some of those are funny. But I don't understand why a lot of them are fat jokes. Most the girls I know in sororities are of normal weight. And by normal I don't mean a size 2 I mean like an 8 or 10.
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Old 05-03-2004, 06:36 PM
Munchkin03 Munchkin03 is offline
GreekChat Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Home.
Posts: 8,261
Some were funny, but most weren't offensive...they were just...stupid.
Reply With Quote
  #15  
Old 05-03-2004, 08:49 PM
James James is offline
GreekChat Member
 
Join Date: Sep 1999
Location: NY
Posts: 8,594
Send a message via ICQ to James Send a message via AIM to James
Is 8-10 average healthy?

Quote:
Originally posted by DGqueen17
Haha some of those are funny. But I don't understand why a lot of them are fat jokes. Most the girls I know in sororities are of normal weight. And by normal I don't mean a size 2 I mean like an 8 or 10.
Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:52 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.