Downfall of the hand job

The1calledTKE · #1 03-18-2004, 09:40 PM

Lol the title says it all in this article from the LSU paper...

http://www.lsureveille.com/vnews/dis...?in_archive=1%

James · #2 03-18-2004, 09:52 PM

Hmm . . i didn't realize that second base was a hand-job to girls. I know to boys we were taught that second base is breast touching.

I kind of like the idea that if you touch her breasts she touches your johnson.

PhiPsiRuss · #3 03-18-2004, 10:01 PM

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Originally posted by James
Hmm . . i didn't realize that second base was a hand-job to girls. I know to boys we were taught that second base is breast touching.

I kind of like the idea that if you touch her breasts she touches your johnson.

Girls just don't know sports, and its just better that way.

I was also taught that HJs are third base.

I learned this from the only proper place that children should learn about something as important as sex education; the playground, and from my peers who learned it from their older siblings and neighbors.

33girl · #4 03-19-2004, 12:31 AM

let me get this straight - a girl who thinks HAND JOBS are second base? We call that a skanky ho in these here parts.

Sister Havana · #5 03-19-2004, 02:00 AM

Here is A Standardized Guide to the Bases. Just so we're all on the same page.

(Handjob=NOT second base!)

James · #6 03-20-2004, 07:34 PM

33girl and SisterHavana you both just need to hush yourselves . . if she wants secoond base to be a hand-job, or first base for that matter, we should be supportive.

RedFox · #7 03-21-2004, 02:47 PM

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Originally posted by PhiPsiRuss
Girls just don't know sports, and its just better that way.

I'm a girl who is VERY much into sports...more so than a bunch of girls i know. and i can't stand the stereotype that girls don't know jack about sports bc we do! or at least i do!

decadence · #8 03-21-2004, 07:40 PM

RedFox I see what you're saying but I think handjobs aren't really a sport.

PhiPsiRuss · #9 03-21-2004, 07:41 PM

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Originally posted by decadence
RedFox I see what you're saying but I think handjobs aren't really a sport.

It is if its done right, and when done right, she deserves a medal.

alphagambaby · #10 03-23-2004, 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by decadence
RedFox I see what you're saying but I think handjobs aren't really a sport.

I think handjobs could be considered a sport... you get a nice workout for your arm, hand, and wrist, and then you try to catch all the mess without it going all over the place... it takes some skill... maybe not a sport, maybe just talent...