Rum, that is. I'm sure y'all were wondering what the heck I was posting about.
I brought back a bottle of Big Black Dick Rum from the Cayman Islands. My dad had wanted a bottle of dark rum, and I saw the shop- it had this huge black Pirate dude outside of it, with a story about how the rum got it's name. Not only was the pirate's name Richard, he was big, dark skinned, and was more well endowed than any other man at the time (really, the story is on the bottle too).
Wish they sold little bottles of it... i would've bought a ton for friends. Instead I got some keychains that are a replica of the bottle.