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Because I'm a man... (humerous)
Because I'm a man...
(remember sarcasm and irony are the watchwords here, peeps)
Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire
clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until
long after hypothermia has set in.
Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood
and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man
shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these
things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know
where to start."
Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working I will insist on
taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much
once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together.
Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand
while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show
looking for it (though one time I was able to survive by holding a
calculator).
Because I'm a man, I don't think we're all that lost, and no, I don't think
we should stop and ask someone. Why would you listen to a complete stranger -- I mean, how could he know where we're going?
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For the Son of man came to seek and to save the lost.
~ Luke 19:10
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