Laws For Women To Live By

[Inquisitive]

1. don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in diapers.
2. what do you do if your boufriend walks
out? you shut the door.
3. if they put a man on the moon-they should
be able to put them all up there.
4. never let you man's mind wander-it's too
little to be out alone.
5. go for younger men! you might as well they
never mature anyway!
6. men are all the same-they just have
different faces so that you can tell them
apart.
7. definition of a bachelor:a man who has
missed the opportunity to make some
woman miserable.
8. women don't make fools of men-most of them
are the do-it-yourself types.
9. best way to get a man to do something is
to suggest they are too old for it.
10.love is blind, but marriage is a real eye
opener.
11.if you want a committed man, look in a
mental hospital.
12.the children of Israel wandered around the
desert for 40 years. even in biblical
times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13.if he asks what sort of books you're
interested in, tell him check books.
14.remember a sense of humor doesn't mean
that you tell him jokes, it means you
laugh at his.
15.sadly, all men are created equal.

Ladies share this with a bright funny woman
that you know and bring a smile to her face!

[Miss Lady]

Thanks that is so true!! Definitely laws for women to live by!

[nachural]

thought I'd bring this to the top

some good stuff huh

Ahhhhh Preach it! Preach it Stister!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



And let the church say.....AMEN!!!!!

[SummerChild]

Originally posted by Inquisitive
1. don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in diapers.
2. what do you do if your boufriend walks
out? you shut the door.
3. if they put a man on the moon-they should
be able to put them all up there.
4. never let you man's mind wander-it's too
little to be out alone.
5. go for younger men! you might as well they
never mature anyway!
6. men are all the same-they just have
different faces so that you can tell them
apart.
7. definition of a bachelor:a man who has
missed the opportunity to make some
woman miserable.
8. women don't make fools of men-most of them
are the do-it-yourself types.
9. best way to get a man to do something is
to suggest they are too old for it.
10.love is blind, but marriage is a real eye
opener.
11.if you want a committed man, look in a
mental hospital.
12.the children of Israel wandered around the
desert for 40 years. even in biblical
times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13.if he asks what sort of books you're
interested in, tell him check books.
14.remember a sense of humor doesn't mean
that you tell him jokes, it means you
laugh at his.
15.sadly, all men are created equal.

Ladies share this with a bright funny woman
that you know and bring a smile to her face!

This is hilarious!

[lovesupreme08]

Greetings,

I would like to add to those laws:

1) A sense of control and mastery of your mind and your mouth

2) Willingness not to whine or complain

3) Ability to let go and stand firm

4) Willingness to ask for what you want

5) Readiness to do the work required

6) Clear boundaries and standards

7) Intolernace for what is unacceptable

8) Willingness to surrender control

9) Consistent daily spiritual practice

10) No gossip rule

11) Truthfulness

12) Internal and external integrity

Peace and Love,

Soror Erika