Hey Man, You know what i did this weekend? A Soccer Mom!

#1 03-15-2004, 11:18 PM

So yeah,

I come home from work and find that IM waiting for me from one of my bros.

He's a year younger than me, graduated also, cept that he's in the SA area. Apparantly he met her out at a bar Saturday night through some friends, ran his game, and took her home.

She told him that she's 29, has a 6 year old, and her husband is enlisted. He said that he didn't notice the ring till halfway through the night(after they'd been grinding on the dance floor) and when he did he felt guilt pangs and tried to do the right thing. He asked how long they had been married and she replied, too long, and slipped her wedding ring off. More drinking/dancing and hooking up ensued.

When they left the bar and he balked at taking her home, she told him that her and her husband weren't in love anymore and as soon as she got done with school they'd get divorced. So he went through with it.

So, my buddy's actions? Morally irreprehensible? or Justified?

They exchanged digits and she told him to call her again sometime.

Like, on one hand, i wouldn't want to be in that situation, being the other guy, especially in a marriage. But, on the other hand, the Holy Grail of all hookups is a Soccer Mom or MILF type, so i'm kinda proud.

Just thought i'd bring it to y'all to see what the GC pharasees think.

Kitso
KS 361 points i gave him for romancing a Soccer Mom

James · #2 03-15-2004, 11:22 PM

Good for him!

Serious points.

PhiPsiRuss · #3 03-15-2004, 11:52 PM

That was wrong. Wait for the marriage to get disolved, especially when there is a kid involved. BTW, I'll smile if you told me that he did the soccer mom in her SUV.

AXJules · #4 03-16-2004, 12:27 AM

For some reason I wouldn't be inclined to call him a homewrecker if it was just her and her husband. I know it's wrong, but it doesn't bother me that much. It should, though.

I'd give him roughly 7 points, except for the fact that there was a child involved. He knew it ahead of time? He gets -6.

SmartBlondeGPhB · #5 03-16-2004, 12:54 AM

wrong, all the way.............

Rudey · #6 03-16-2004, 01:03 AM

Rudey gives it a thumbs down. Older women are hot when you're younger. As you get older, that dies down. You're ruining someone's life man. If I was that kid, I'd kick my whore mom out of the house and hope my dad beat her senseless. And if I was that husband, after I got done beating her cheap 2 bit whore arse, I'd take a bat to your friend's face and make him look worse than what I'd shit out.

-Rudey
--She's waiting till she finishes school...probably on his dime.

James · #7 03-16-2004, 01:03 AM

Yeah but he didn't do anything wrong. Her infidelity is well . . hers.

Rudey · #8 03-16-2004, 01:04 AM

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Originally posted by James
Yeah but he didn't do anything wrong. Her infidelity is well . . hers.

He helped drive the getaway car.

-Rudey

sageofages · #9 03-16-2004, 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rudey
He helped drive the getaway car.

-Rudey

I never thought I would agree with you on anything Rudey, man...but in this case you are in the right!

valkyrie · #10 03-16-2004, 01:56 AM

I don't think he did anything wrong, really. He didn't make any vows to her husband, so it's really not his problem. If she's not in love with her husband, she should leave him. To carry on like that over time is just tacky.

wrigley · #11 03-16-2004, 05:38 AM

It sounds like she's on the waiting list to be a guest on Jerry Springer.

#12 03-16-2004, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by valkyrie
I don't think he did anything wrong, really. He didn't make any vows to her husband, so it's really not his problem. If she's not in love with her husband, she should leave him. To carry on like that over time is just tacky.

I'm going to agree with V. if it happend the way he told it.

If she did pursue him, i think it's more her fault than his. He has no moral obligation to the husband.

Course, on the other hand, doing something that could possibly hurt a child is pretty dang bad.

Kitso
KS 361

cashmoney · #13 03-16-2004, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AggieSigmaNu361
So yeah,

I come home from work and find that IM waiting for me from one of my bros.

He's a year younger than me, graduated also, cept that he's in the SA area. Apparantly he met her out at a bar Saturday night through some friends, ran his game, and took her home.

She told him that she's 29, has a 6 year old, and her husband is enlisted. He said that he didn't notice the ring till halfway through the night(after they'd been grinding on the dance floor) and when he did he felt guilt pangs and tried to do the right thing. He asked how long they had been married and she replied, too long, and slipped her wedding ring off. More drinking/dancing and hooking up ensued.

When they left the bar and he balked at taking her home, she told him that her and her husband weren't in love anymore and as soon as she got done with school they'd get divorced. So he went through with it.

So, my buddy's actions? Morally irreprehensible? or Justified?

They exchanged digits and she told him to call her again sometime.

Like, on one hand, i wouldn't want to be in that situation, being the other guy, especially in a marriage. But, on the other hand, the Holy Grail of all hookups is a Soccer Mom or MILF type, so i'm kinda proud.

Just thought i'd bring it to y'all to see what the GC pharasees think.

Kitso
KS 361 points i gave him for romancing a Soccer Mom

Mad props for banging a soccer mom. I love banging those types of women, only mine always end up being elementary school teachers. After banging the first 5 teachers I've often wondered if my elementary school teachers were like that too.

Question: For those of you who have banged a MILF or Elementary school teacher or a soccer mom, did you initially feel like old dirty bastard afterwards? I did. After a while it went away but I just felt like a piece of shit for banging some kids mommy or their teacher. I remember having this mental picture, after one of them gave me head, of her being in a classroom and teaching the kids about the male penis. It seriously made me think of why a lot of men become principals of schools, I started thinking the principals bang the teachers from school. Regardless of how I felt initally, I agree that banging a MILF is off the chain. They know how to do everything just right.

Tom Earp · #14 03-16-2004, 07:18 PM

As My Daddy once told me on my Wedding Day," Son, We Love your New Wife Like Our Own Daughter", "I dont want you out Screwing Around On Her"!

No Sir I wont!

Next was, "Well Son, if it comes up and stares you in the face and you turn it down, You Aint No Son Of Mine"!

Trite, but true!

Sympathy Sex Cannot be all that bad!

Dont Women have urges like men?

Get It Done!

texas*princess · #15 03-16-2004, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hootie
Being a man isn't "scoring" with the soccor mom...
Being a man is knowing when to say no and walk away.

Remember that Kitso..........

Amen to that Hootie.