No you DI'ENT....

[AKA2D '91]

No U Di'ent"
1. wear them house slippers into the grocery store!
No U Di'ent"
2. come to the club 7 months pregnant!
No U Di'ent"
3. dig waaaay up your nose in your car next to me at the stoplight!
No U Di'ent"
4. get acrylic TOENAILS to match your acrylic finger-nails!!
No U Di'ent"
5. give me a pager number when i just gave u my home number!!
No U Di'ent"No U Di'ent"
6. bring them kids in the laundromat dirty with no shoes on and
you all fresh, dolled up smelling like DKNY (perfume)!!
No U Di'ent"
7. think that when i said "Do you want something" from the
concession stand, meant popcorn, drink, candy, AND nachos!!
No U Di'ent"No U Di'ent"
8. get on the bus thinking you look good with your nails did & a nice
outfit, but have 3 inches of NEW GROWTH under them braids!!
No U Di'ent"
9. put your Xtra large breasts in that Xtra Medium tank top! EWWW!!
No U Di'ent"No U Di'ent"
10. stand by the speaker in the club and pull out your cell phone so we
could see you use it. I know you couldn't hear anybody!!
No U Di'ent"
11. come to the party with nothing and then get mad when they ran out of
drinks and food!!
No U Di'ent"
12. wear the same outfit to the club that your girl had on last week!!
No U Di'ent"
13. No you didn't clean those chitlins in your bathtub!
No U Di'ent"
14. buy that fully-loaded, BRAND NEW Range Rover and still asking
your mom to help you with the rent!
No U Di'ent"
15. use my good shoe to kill that roach in your Section-8 house!!
No U Di'ent"
16. purposely not shave your underarms and wear that sun dress!!
No U Di'ent"
17. wear them open toe mules and let your big toe touch the ground!
No U Di'ent"
18. let your house phone get cut-off in order to pay your cell phone
bill!!!!
No U Di'ent"
19. turn him down because his BMW is an '88 and you got a bus
pass!!!!

AND LASTLY!!
No U Di'ent"

20. TAKE 75 DOLLARS WORTH OF FOOD STAMPS OUT OF YOUR $350.OO COACH
BAG!!!!!!!




LMAO!

[Paradise359]

LOL LOL LOL!!!

[nachural]

NO YOU DI'ENT

- DRIVE A 03 745 BMW AND BUY ALL YOUR CLOTHES AT ROSS AND WHEN THE CHECK CAME AT DINNER ($75) ASK THE WAITRESS IF IT INCLUDES GRATUITY

- WANT TO PAY 150 FOR A CLOWN FOR YOUR SON'S 1ST BIRTHDAY AND YOU STILL DONT HAVE A WORKING HOME NUMBER

- LET THEM REPOSES YOUR GIRL'S CAR (THAT YOU DROVE) AND TWO WEEKS LATER BUY YOURSELF A BRAND NEW CADDY

[abaici]

Originally posted by nachural
NO YOU DI'ENT

- DRIVE A 03 745 BMW AND BUY ALL YOUR CLOTHES AT ROSS AND WHEN THE CHECK CAME AT DINNER ($75) ASK THE WAITRESS IF IT INCLUDES GRATUITY

- WANT TO PAY 150 FOR A CLOWN FOR YOUR SON'S 1ST BIRTHDAY AND YOU STILL DONT HAVE A WORKING HOME NUMBER

- LET THEM REPOSES YOUR GIRL'S CAR (THAT YOU DROVE) AND TWO WEEKS LATER BUY YOURSELF A BRAND NEW CADDY

OK GIRL, that sounds a little TOO real. LOL

[NinjaPoodle]

8. get on the bus thinking you look good with your nails did & a nice outfit, but have 3 inches of NEW GROWTH under them braids!! No U Di'ent"

[LADY_1908]

Tell me "I just don't have enough money to make it to NARC" while wearing over $250 worth of brand spanking new paraphenalia.

[LawyerGal]

>>> AND LASTLY!!
No U Di'ent"

20. TAKE 75 DOLLARS WORTH OF FOOD STAMPS OUT OF YOUR $350.OO COACH
BAG!!!!!!!


I have seen this happen in New York! lol

[nachural]

Originally posted by abaici
OK GIRL, that sounds a little TOO real. LOL

Naw girl my associates have informed me well.

[lovelyivy84]

If it happened in NYC that "Coach" bag probably cost 5 bucks in Chinatown.

Originally posted by LawyerGal
>>> AND LASTLY!!
No U Di'ent"

20. TAKE 75 DOLLARS WORTH OF FOOD STAMPS OUT OF YOUR $350.OO COACH
BAG!!!!!!!


I have seen this happen in New York! lol

[Prissfit1908]

No you di'ent:

1. Use an empty Swisher Sweet box to store your children's crayons.

2. Deposit an empty envelope in your account through the ATM, and them immediately make a withdrawal. (trifling...)

3. Miss your child's parent teacher conference because you had a date. (just raggedy...)

4. Let your daughter wear jelly shoes to church.

5. Spend $300 on your hair and nails, but all your groceries are by "Food Club."

And on a more refined note, NO YOU DI'ENT...

6. Pull up with that Pink and blue Alpha Kappa Alpha license plate frame... (My ADP had one until we clowned her too much...)

[lovelyivy84]

No you di'ent:

Walk out your door with Payless shoes, raggedy sweats, braids with two inches of new growth and a "LOUIS VUITTON" purse and expect me to believe that's real!

[AKA2D '91]

Originally posted by LADY_1908
Tell me "I just don't have enough money to make it to NARC" while wearing over $250 worth of brand spanking new paraphenalia.

hum! LMAO.... Yessssssss lawd! Say dat!

[AKA2D '91]

Originally posted by lovelyivy84
No you di'ent:

Walk out your door with Payless shoes, raggedy sweats, braids with two inches of new growth and a "LOUIS VUITTON" purse and expect me to believe that's real!

Yes indeed!

[BirthaBlue4]

just buy a car, but you're getting evicted. (Going on as I type upstairs. Oh and she has 3 jobs and child support, but her hair STAY did).

...come to class with the CRUCIAL outfit, jewelry, purse and all, and your semi nappy hair is pulled back in a regular sloppy pony tail with a brown clip that don't even match.

...come to class with a handcuff on as a fashion statement to go with the pants with the 39,476,732 buckles and 6,737,833 chains (this was a negro).

...go to the board in class and spell association "asocaton" and you're in college and you laughed like it was funny that you're an idiot.

...squeeze in thm jeans that are a size 16 when you're a size 22 and they pushed your gut up and over the top of your pants with a baby tee to slow your middle. (I have to see this everyday in class, and I'm full figured too but I know better).

...park by a fire hydrant and wonder why your car got towed.

...have pieces of pink and red yarn twisted into your hair.

...have purple and black kinky twists (that actually weren't that bad with the right outfit, but she had on red).

[AKA2D '91]

No YOU di'ent type that ISHT in blue.