Owhay Omecay?

[Ideal08]

HC I can't believe we've never put HOW COME in Pig Latin!?
HC I am up this early?
HC my sleeping habits are ALL off?
HC I have a new internet addiction?
HC I am not to blame, though?
HC I need a can of air?
HC my keyboard is just DIRTY?
HC I need to dust and vacuum?
HC I know y'all are like, she is always cleanin'?
HC it's just not true?
HC I have the best intentions, though?
HC a thorough house cleaning takes me a week?
HC I am afraid I might be a pack rat?
HC I be scurred to throw stuff away?
HC today, I'm throwing away stuff without even looking at it?
HC if I haven't looked at it since September, it's goin' in File 13?
HC Valentine's Day?
HC my girlfriends and I (of Chicken and Waffles fame) are having a Singles Party for V-Day?
HC it should be fun?
HC I'm random at 5:30 in the AM?
HC so?
HC I'ma look for that McDonald's thread we had a while back?
HC I don't like the new brand?
HC I can't remember all of them?
HC that's why I need to pull up the thread?
HC no doubt, I'll have search issues?
HC ok, I don't really have anymore how comes?
HC later?