Favorite Office Space Quote Thread

PhiPsiRuss · #1 12-24-2003, 12:15 AM

"I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything that I thought it could be."
- Peter

texas*princess · #2 12-24-2003, 12:17 AM

"It sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays!"

#3 12-24-2003, 12:28 AM

"The Nazis had pieces of flair they made the Jews wear"

Kitso
KS 361

Cluey · #4 12-24-2003, 12:37 AM

"So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life." -- Peter

sailorchicDG · #5 12-24-2003, 01:01 AM

"I'm gonna show her my 'Oh' Face.... Oh, Oh, Oh..."

PrincessPhiSig · #6 12-24-2003, 01:24 AM

Lawrence: Hey Peter, check it out, channel 9, it's the breast exams!

Steve: Hi, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions.

SATX*APhi · #7 12-24-2003, 01:48 AM

"Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days I'll just kick this piece of sh!t out the window."

FAB*SpiceySpice · #8 12-24-2003, 03:24 AM

Peter: I think that the guy might actually be able to help. I mean, he did help Anne lose weight.
Samir: Peter, she's anorexic.
Peter: Yeah, I know. The guy's really good.

and...

"We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal 'Pound me in the Ass' prison!" -Michael

This movie is one of the greatest of all time, I am cracking up at this thread, I love it!

#9 12-24-2003, 03:28 AM

PC load letter? WTF does that mean?

Kitso
KS 361

Lil' Hannah · #10 12-24-2003, 03:30 AM

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
I mean one that you don't really know
Ridin' around town in a drop-top Benz
Hittin' switches in my black six-fo'

Cluey · #11 12-24-2003, 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lil' Hannah
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
I mean one that you don't really know
Ridin' around town in a drop-top Benz
Hittin' switches in my black six-fo'

I've been singing this ever since I watched the movie earlier tonight. It gets stuck in my head every time...

hottytoddy · #12 12-24-2003, 04:11 AM

"B-b-but t-t-t-thats my s-s-s-stapler...I'll burn the place down"

AXJules · #13 12-24-2003, 06:07 AM

Why should I change it? He's the one that sucks.

FiReKraCkEr · #14 12-24-2003, 08:19 AM

Peter: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do man...two chicks at the same time man

Peter: Shit! We should be so lucky. Do you know that they have conjugal visits there?
Samir: Really?
Peter: Yes
Michael: Shit, I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months

PhiPsiRuss · #15 12-24-2003, 08:38 AM

"I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have
to. I have people skills. I am good at dealing with people! Can't
you understand that?! What the hell is wrong with you people?!"

- Tom Smykowski