Where do men spray cologne?

[breathesgelatin]

I'm in an argument of sorts with the boy.

Guys, when you wear cologne for a date, where do you spray it--ie, what body parts or clothing items would you spray it on?

left, center and right of neck. going each way, once.

then once in the middle of my chest.

Kitso
KS 361

[33girl]

When I read this I immediately thought of the scene in "Forever" where Kath almost puts the aftershave on Michael's boys.

[decadence]

I tend to be random/as the above poster said. Most guys do this/something like AggieSigmaNu361.
The de facto way is to spray cologne/eau de toilette etc on PULSE POINTS.

Here's what I found in an amusing old book for the women amongst us.
THE 9 PLACES WHERE A WOMAN SHOULD WEAR PERFUME
At the bend of each elbow 2
On the pulse of each wrist 2
Behind each ear 2
On each eyebrow 2
At the base of your throat 1

But to iterate, for guys, if they were to spray it on clothing it would be on the upper part of a shirt, and on the neck/chest mainly. What did the boy say breathesgelatin?

[Thrillhouse]

A little off topic, but anyone ever see that Bud Light commercial: "Real Men of Genius, Too Much Cologne Wearer?" That commercial cracks me up every time I see it.

[G8Ralphaxi]

If you haven't heard it...here you go!

My brother sent this link to me, goooood stuff.

http://www.mizzou.edu/~npvytc/Budlight/Budlight.html

[damasa]

I use half of a sray on my upper chest/neck area.


Oh, and I usually dash a little on my nuts just in case.


(the last part was a joke )

Now go drink because it's Christmas.

[James]

I am glad that was a joke. I bet that burns lol.

Originally posted by damasa
I use half of a sray on my upper chest/neck area.


Oh, and I usually dash a little on my nuts just in case.


(the last part was a joke )

Now go drink because it's Christmas.

[ThetaPrincess24]

Originally posted by damasa
Oh, and I usually dash a little on my nuts just in case.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

I know someone who did that once.......and I guess it did burn because he did scream......but that's a whole other story........

[Tom Earp]

Men spray on their face and neck, maybe on chest!

For those that think they are getting sex that night, well maybe other places! But while might smell good for women, does not taste very good!!

But, just my poor innocent take on this subject!

At a point in a maturer a mans life he likes to have a Stiff Penis just to wash the dirt out of the wrinkles! That has been so related to me via some customers!

[absolutuscchick]

Originally posted by Tom Earp
At a point in a maturer a mans life he likes to have a Stiff Penis just to wash the dirt out of the wrinkles! That has been so related to me via some customers!

whoa there....

Originally posted by 33girl
When I read this I immediately thought of the scene in "Forever" where Kath almost puts the aftershave on Michael's boys.

I loved that book. What was the aftershave called? Moustache or something?

[Thrillhouse]

Originally posted by G8Ralphaxi
If you haven't heard it...here you go!

My brother sent this link to me, goooood stuff.

http://www.mizzou.edu/~npvytc/Budlight/Budlight.html

Funny stuff, I never knew there was so many of them.

[The_Nash]

Definetely not the nuts...

[breathesgelatin]

Originally posted by decadence
But to iterate, for guys, if they were to spray it on clothing it would be on the upper part of a shirt, and on the neck/chest mainly. What did the boy say breathesgelatin?

He will only wear it on the front chest of his shirt. I keep telling him that that will fade colored shirts and that I can't really smell it there anyway--it's not like I'm plowing my face into his chest when we go out. I really want him to put it on his neck where I can smell it but he insists that guys never do that, only girls. So now I have some evidence to the contrary! LOL