Have you really grown up?

[AKA2D '91]

25 SIGNS THAT YOU'VE GROWN UP...

1. Your potted plants are alive.
2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door
don't know how to turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
17. Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 a.m. would severely upset, rather
than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and
pregnancy test kits.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff'.
21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to." replaces "I'm never going to drink
that much again".
23. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn't apply to you!

[SweetestDiva]

Originally posted by AKA2D '91:

2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.

LMAO!!

[Serenity]

Originally posted by AKA2D '91:


25 SIGNS THAT YOU'VE GROWN UP...

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
17. Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one.
25. You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn't apply to you!

Awwwwwwww, man. Say it ain't so...

[AlphaChiGirl]

Originally posted by AKA2D '91:


25 SIGNS THAT YOU'VE GROWN UP...

2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.
6. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
19. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and
pregnancy test kits.
24. You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

These are just FUNNY, and some of them are true for me...yikes! I've been home from school for 3 days, and already #11 has proven itself over and over again.

[ZChi4Life]

Ok, half applies and half doesn't....so I guess I'm half grown lol!

[showstopper_1908]

Far from it.

[novella000]

DAMN!! I AM grown...

#26 - You don't bother telling people, "I'm a grown azz woman/man" when they disrespect you....



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[CountryGurl]

This was so funny...and true!