Favorite Expressions

ThetaPrincess24 · #1 11-03-2003, 01:17 PM

Do you have a favorite expression you'd like to share?

Here are a few of mine:

"Grinning like a sh*t eating possum"
"As happy as a pig in sh*t"
"So confused ya dont know whether to scratch your watch or wind your butt"---courtesy of "Steel Magnolias"
"Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree"
"Busier than a one armed paperhanger"---courtesy of "Steel Magnolias"
"Out like a fat kid in dodgeball"
"Off like a prom dress"

ThetaPrincess24 · #2 11-03-2003, 02:38 PM

I thought of another that I forgot.....

"pounce on you like a pack of dogs on a three legged cat"

lovelyivy84 · #3 11-03-2003, 02:39 PM

- dont let your mouth write a check that your azz can't cash

mullet81 · #4 11-03-2003, 02:44 PM

instead of saying yes to stupid questions people ask, i'll often answer with:

"does a bear sh*t in the woods?"
"is the pope catholic?"

Honeykiss1974 · #5 11-03-2003, 02:51 PM

* Bless her/his heart*
* Get out outta town!*
* Even Stevie Wonder(or Ray Charles) can see that.........*

bafromkc · #6 11-03-2003, 03:16 PM

"Your ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower."

ThetaPrincess24 · #7 11-03-2003, 03:27 PM

a new one...............i've heard guys say to me "that's the way the dick dangles" so i customized that for females to say:

"that's the way the clit twiddles"

cashmoney · #8 11-03-2003, 03:30 PM

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Originally posted by ThetaPrincess24
a new one...............i've heard guys say to me "that's the way the dick dangles" so i customized that for females to say:

"that's the way the clit twiddles"

I bet you got a dirty clit.....lol.

ThetaPrincess24 · #9 11-03-2003, 03:31 PM

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Originally posted by cashmoney
I bet you got a dirty clit.....lol.

nah but i have a dirty mind

it's fun

cashmoney · #10 11-03-2003, 03:35 PM

As I said before, there's no doubt in my mind that you're freak hoe in bed. Believe me, there's nothing wrong with that. Girls with dirty minds usually end up being really good in bed. Whats even better is when a girl with a dirty mind meets up with a boy who has dirty mind, thats when things start to get really fun.

I gotta make a trip to Kentucky. I've been running into so many girls from Lexington lately, all freaks too.

ThetaPrincess24 · #11 11-03-2003, 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by cashmoney
As I said before, there's no doubt in my mind that you're freak hoe in bed. Believe me, there's nothing wrong with that. Girls with dirty minds usually end up being really good in bed. Whats even better is when a girl with a dirty mind meets up with a boy who has dirty mind, thats when things start to get really fun.

I gotta make a trip to Kentucky. I've been running into so many girls from Lexington lately, all freaks too.

Know what they say about Kentucky, land of pretty horses and fast women

hahahah

And like I said previous in another posting somewhere about my sexual performance, that's for someone to find out and you to never know

cashmoney · #12 11-03-2003, 03:54 PM

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Originally posted by ThetaPrincess24
Know what they say about Kentucky, land of pretty horses and fast women hahahah

And like I said previous in another posting somewhere about my sexual performance, that's for someone to find out and you to never know

lol @ me never knowing......

I've been thinking though, I don't think you country girls up there know what real penis is all about. I don't think the guys up there know how to do it up. You know how some chicks kinda hold back until a guy like me shows up and lets them know its ok to get nasty, well thats what I mean. I've come to realize that a lot of girls up there have never had someone bring out the slut in them and let them know its ok to get as nasty as you want. Straight up. I've long passed that point of caring what the girl is gonna think if I ask her if I can do something in particular. And a lot of times chicks like that sense of openess, it kind of lets them know they have the green light to try new $hit on me. And while we're talking about girls from Lexington.....what do you girls eat up there? I've seen some of the nicest natural titties in my life on chicks from there. The ones I've met don't have fake boobs, they feel so nice.

tinydancer · #13 11-03-2003, 04:43 PM

Dumb as a sack of wet mice..

(just had to add the eye-roll)

TigerLilly · #14 11-03-2003, 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by cashmoney
I gotta make a trip to Kentucky. I've been running into so many girls from Lexington lately, all freaks too.

Planning on getting lucky in Kentucky?

cashmoney · #15 11-03-2003, 05:41 PM

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Originally posted by TigerLilly
Planning on getting lucky in Kentucky?

By the way some of those kentucky girls talk, I don't have to plan on anything. That $hits just gonna happen regardless.