Seriously, F*** all this noise
Y'all know what's fun?
When you're driving down an icy road to work and the next thing you know you're fishtailing PERPENDICULAR to the road. Yeah, that was freakin' great.
Here's me, Mr. Displaced Texan, trying to steer into the swerve cuz i think i remembered that from Driver's Ed 8 years ago, with my hands clamped on the wheel, praying to God that i don't die in some God-forsaken barren wasteland of southern South Dakota and that i want to see Texas and Aggieland once more before i die.
Had a car been coming the other way, i'd have been T-boned right there, 8 miles from my house. I only smoke when i'm drunk, but i had to smoke 3 cigarettes over the rest of the drive to calm myself down.
so yeah, a great start to a halloween friday.
Kitso
KS 361 times those people that tell you your life flashes before your eyes when you're about to die are full of crap
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