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Old 09-23-2003, 02:14 PM
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All The Guys on GC Will Feel the Pain When They Read This

Student cuts off penis and tongue after drinking hallucinogenic tea

A student cut off his own penis and his tongue after drinking an infusion of the latest drugs craze to sweep Germany.

The 18-year-old, only named as Andreas W, from Halle in Germany drank a tea made with the hallucinogenic angels' trumpet plants.

His mother said: "Andreas was behaving normally the whole day until he left the house and disappeared into the garden for a couple of minutes."

When he returned to the house he was wearing a towel wrapped around him and was bleeding heavily from his mouth and between his legs.

The emergency doctor who arrived a few minutes later said the student had cut off his penis and his tongue with garden shears and it was impossible to reattach the organs.

Dr Andreas Marneros, from the local psychiatric hospital the student was admitted to, said: "Andreas will have to receive psychological help for years. Tea from Angels' Trumpets is extremely dangerous as the drug cannot be dosed."

Angels' Trumpets, known for their fragrant and trumpet shaped flowers, have increasingly become popular as an alternative drug in Germany.

Story filed: 10:45 Tuesday 23rd September 2003
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Old 09-23-2003, 02:17 PM
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He should be shot immediately.

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Old 09-23-2003, 02:18 PM
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Damn! I think I'll stick with chamomile.
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Old 09-23-2003, 02:20 PM
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at least we don't have to worry about him reproducing.
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Old 09-23-2003, 02:23 PM
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good. that is one less guy I have to compete with.
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Old 09-23-2003, 02:25 PM
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see Arya, i knew you had it in you

in regards to this kid, like PiEp said, least he can't contaminate the gene pool anymore.

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KS 361 times i've looked at my penis and have never thought about how it would look cut off with garden shears
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Old 09-23-2003, 02:37 PM
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Since this guy can no longer reproduce and contaminate the gene pool, think that qualifies him for an honorary Darwin Award?
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Old 09-23-2003, 02:55 PM
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wow...

all I have to say is wow......and OUCH!
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Old 09-23-2003, 03:32 PM
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Since this guy can no longer reproduce and contaminate the gene pool, think that qualifies him for an honorary Darwin Award?
DEFINITELY!!!!
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Old 09-23-2003, 03:49 PM
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Oh MY GOSH!!!
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Old 09-23-2003, 04:49 PM
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dumbass.
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Old 09-23-2003, 04:53 PM
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Yeah he should qualify for the DumbA$$ of the Century Award
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Old 09-23-2003, 04:59 PM
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This kid is a f***ing moron. Just give him the damn Darwin Award! What a total idiot!! Stupidity has been kicked up several notches!

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Old 09-23-2003, 05:40 PM
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what an idiot.
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Old 09-23-2003, 05:43 PM
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I'll take "Chlorinating the Gene Pool" for $500, Alex


I'd hate to be his poor mother and explain why he hasn't been in school for a week. (now that I think about it, that smilie is kind of ironic. ha ha ha)
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