gross encounters of the opposite sex

smiley21 · #1 09-06-2003, 04:48 PM

eww. i just had a gross encounter. about 10 min. ago, a guy calls me. the conversation goes:

me: 'hello?'
guy: 'hey'
me: (confused) 'uh yes?'
guy: 'didnt you just call me?'
me: 'no.'
guy: 'who are you?'
me: 'no, who are you?'
guy: 'this is donald'
me: 'no one here has called a donald'
guy: 'well i have your number on my cell phone'
me: 'there has been a mistake'
guy: 'you sound like someone who i would like to get a call from'
me: 'ok....'
guy: 'well i guess there was a mistake'
me: 'yeah bye'

he has my house number! one thing i hate about cell phones is that looney people can have your number. ewww

have you had an encounter with the opposite sex that you wanted to get of as quick as possible...

Rio_Kohitsuji · #2 09-06-2003, 04:56 PM

Omigawd!!!

That same conversation happened to one of my girlfriends before!! Except I think his name was Kevin..

And yes..it was also on her cellphone.

FiReKraCkEr · #3 09-06-2003, 06:54 PM

This guy called me last night and his name was David....no clue how he got my number but he was all like "Is this Ivory? Hey this is David, you don't know me but I would like to get to know each other..."

EW, how gross! I am certain my number is still on my ex's bed at his Fraternity house...LOL

AchtungBaby80 · #4 09-07-2003, 01:08 AM

Once I was heading to my truck to go babysit when a bunch of guys came out of the fraternity house I was passing (I won't name names). One of these, er, gentlemen tried his best to convince me to come up to his room and watch Star Wars with him on the computer--keep in mind that I had never met this guy before--and got so aggressive about it that I had to say I was going to come back after I was done babysitting to watch that movie. Of course I had no intention of doing so, but I was running short on time and the guy was giving me the creeps anyway, so I told him I'd see him later and then bolted down the street. OK, so it wasn't a gross encounter, but it was just...weird.

Imthachamp · #5 09-07-2003, 01:28 AM

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Originally posted by AchtungBaby80
One of these, er, gentlemen tried his best to convince me to come up to his room and watch Star Wars with him on the computer--

im gonna say this only once. never, EVER pass up a chance to watch Star Wars, regardless of who it was with.

tip for all you ladies, if you want to get me in bed, put a tv in your room, and buy the star wars triology and the 2 new dvds.

smiley21 · #6 09-07-2003, 08:26 AM

i wouldnt watch 'star wars' if it was the last form of entertainment left in the world

CatStarESP4 · #7 09-07-2003, 02:06 PM

During my last year in college, I received several phone calls from a guy who tried to pick me up. He said that he was coming over, but didn't know where I lived or how to get there. I told him many times that I wasn't interested. I don't know how he got my number. He gave up after a while, seeing that I didn't want him. However, a few weeks later while I was partying with my suitemates and their friends, he calls again. I was a little drunk, but he asked me if I was drunk. I lied and said no. He asked me if there was a party, I lied again and told him no. He didn't believe me and said he was coming over. Again not knowing where I lived. He never called again.

What annoys me is how did he get my number and it was a campus number? Gross!!!!

decadence · #8 09-07-2003, 02:16 PM

Dialling random telephone numbers until a "chick" answers?

Rudey · #9 09-07-2003, 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by decadence
Dialling random telephone numbers until a "chick" answers?

This is the guy that's probably been calling all you ladies.

-Rudey
--I think he's got binoculars and night-vision goggles too.

HotDamnImAPhiMu · #10 09-07-2003, 05:34 PM

bwahahahahahaha.

I can beat you all --

there's a gas station near where I work, and I usually get gas on the way home from work. I don't know why, I just do.

They have a new employee who happens to be a midget named Mike. When I came in to pay last night, Mike offered me a drink, "it's on me," he said. But something was just... off. I mean, nice offer, but if I turn it down nicely, let it go, right?

Only not. Mike followed me out to my car, calling out offers to take me out, get my phone number, please give him a chance, you have beautiful eyes baby, don't you want to get to know me, and the car was NOT that far away. Maybe if his eyes hadn't been all wide and crazy-like he would have done better?

Rudey · #11 09-07-2003, 05:36 PM

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Originally posted by HotDamnImAPhiMu
bwahahahahahaha.

I can beat you all --

there's a gas station near where I work, and I usually get gas on the way home from work. I don't know why, I just do.

They have a new employee who happens to be a midget named Mike. When I came in to pay last night, Mike offered me a drink, "it's on me," he said. But something was just... off. I mean, nice offer, but if I turn it down nicely, let it go, right?

Only not. Mike followed me out to my car, calling out offers to take me out, get my phone number, please give him a chance, you have beautiful eyes baby, don't you want to get to know me, and the car was NOT that far away. Maybe if his eyes hadn't been all wide and crazy-like he would have done better?

You know you made out with him in the back of your car.

-Rudey
--Be proud!

smiley21 · #12 09-07-2003, 05:50 PM

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Originally posted by HotDamnImAPhiMu
bwahahahahahaha.

I can beat you all --

there's a gas station near where I work, and I usually get gas on the way home from work. I don't know why, I just do.

They have a new employee who happens to be a midget named Mike. When I came in to pay last night, Mike offered me a drink, "it's on me," he said. But something was just... off. I mean, nice offer, but if I turn it down nicely, let it go, right?

Only not. Mike followed me out to my car, calling out offers to take me out, get my phone number, please give him a chance, you have beautiful eyes baby, don't you want to get to know me, and the car was NOT that far away. Maybe if his eyes hadn't been all wide and crazy-like he would have done better?

holy crap. you just reminded me of an awful thing that happened to me a couple of years ago. i went to stop at a gas station and i noticed a guy walking across the street. next thing i know he is standing next to me at the gas pump. he was like 'baby can i have your number?' i said 'no'. he said 'oh please baby i want to lay at the beach with you.' horrified, i said 'no please leave me alone.' he said, 'come on, let me at least hear your sexy voice on the phone saying no'. i was about 2 seconds away from taking the pump out of my car and spraying it on him. i was shaking so bad that i jumped in the car and left. it is a good thing price of the gas was on my debit card!

HotDamnImAPhiMu · #13 09-07-2003, 11:04 PM

that sounds about right. But add in sprinting to the car.

CatStarESP4 · #14 09-08-2003, 10:01 PM

Here is another Gross Encounter of the Opposite Sex involving strange guy, a phone and me. Only this one happened the semester before this nut called me. I was doing the finishing touches of a paper that was due and minding my own business. Suddenly the phone in my room rang and my roomie answered it. I thought that it was for her, but it turned out to be for me! It was a guy who claimed that I hung out with a friend of his and that he (the guy who called) wanted to meet me. I put him on hold thinking that it was one of the Neanderthals that lived in the suite next to mine and I wanted to confront them or see if one of them contacted me. Lucky for them it wasn't any of these Crazies. . I told the caller that I wasn't interested and he persisted until he found me boring and hung up. I wonder if I was a magnet for these bloody foolish creeps!

However, the fool didn't identify his friend so I could have confirmed or denied my knowing the person!

HotDamnImAPhiMu · #15 09-09-2003, 01:13 AM

but.... why didn't you just hang up?