Name 5 Regular, Joe Schmoe's that You Would Like to Punch

ZTAngel · #1 09-02-2003, 09:24 AM

In the spirit of punching people, let's list those people we dislike in our lives who deserve two black eyes.

1. My boyfriend's roommate- He has no consideration for others when he comes home wasted on a Monday night at 3am....hello??? some people have to be at work early in the morning. Oh, btw, it's not me and my boyfriend's responsibility to take care of your dog when you decide to spend every waking hour at your ugly girlfriend's house. You bought the dog...it's your responsibility!

2. That evil woman who lives down the street from me- If my dog takes a crap in your yard, I pick it up unlike some other people in the neighborhood that should remain nameless. You can stop giving me an attitude and dirty looks every time you see me.

3. The evil woman who hit my car- You have some nerve to lie to the insurance company about what happened. Especially because you admitted to the police that you hit me! Funny how the story changes when the insurance company informs you how much money it may end up being. Karma is a bitch and I hope it bites you in the ass.

4. To that girl who thinks she's all that- You're not. You look like a pig and you have the personality of a door stop.

5. My old boss- I'm so glad you didn't get your dream job in Atlanta. You think it's because they didn't have any positions open. Little do you know that your employees told the hiring director in Atlanta what a sorry excuse of a manager you are. May you forever be miserable.

smiley21 · #2 09-02-2003, 09:54 AM

1) 80% of the people who drive on state road A1A. You people drive like the cops are going to pull you over for going 25 mph. The speed limit is 45mph. And FYI, the red light means stop and the green light means go, not the other way around.

2) Any girl who thinks they are good enough to date my ex boyfriend. You will NEVER be good enough.

3) My first boyfriend- You better be glad that I havent seen you since I broke up with you two years ago. You got away too easily. You treated me like a piece of isht (probably cause you were a piece of isht), and I didnt do a damn thing about it. If I ever see you again, the black eyes I give you will be the least of your problems

4) The 14 year old who thinks she has the body that rivals a 25 year old. NEWS FLASH: you dont!!!

5) The customers that come into Starbucks who think they know more than I do. (SARCASM): Clearly all of my training classes were for nothing.

MereMere21 · #3 09-02-2003, 10:13 AM

1) the people who go 30mph on a highway entrance ramp here in Dallas - HIGHWAY SPEED PEOPLE, thats what the ramp is for! - closely related - going slow in the fast lane and staying there

2) the people who try to stump me at work - thats right, you are a medical intern, you MUST know more than me since I'm just a stupid ol' nurse

3) (*IN NO WAY STARTING A POLITICAL DEBATE HERE*) our wonderful president - he was a joe schmoe at one point in his life.....

4) My she-devil of a mother in law

5) My she-devil of a mother in law's chihuaha - I'm including the dog since my MIL refers to her as her "baby" and always ends her emails with love from the damn dog......yes and there are family portraits with the stupid excuse for a canine

33girl · #4 09-02-2003, 10:33 AM

-This girl Missy who was a total bitch to me in junior high
-my boss
-anyone who lets their kids run around screaming in public places
-Joe Cellphone who can't move out of my way because he's too busy telling the shmuck on the other end where he is
-every idiot in the City of Pittsburgh who voted for Tom Murphy

kddani · #5 09-02-2003, 10:36 AM

1) My Landlord - I am so ready to sue his ass and report him to all the building inspection/health and safety agencies. He doesn't fix a damn thing, never returns my calls. I'd move out, but it's too much trouble

so i'm just dealing with it
2) My younger brother - of course I love him, but right now I want to punch him for making some damn stupid choices in his life and causing a lot of unnecessary stress to my parents
3) My career services office - okay, not just one person. But they make getting a job hard as hell if you're not in the top 10% of your class. And with how crappy the job market is, this isn't cool
4) the rush chair of my law fraternity b/c i've been doing his job for weeks now.
5) can't think of anyone else now.... i'm sure someone will tick me off later

moe.ron · #6 09-02-2003, 10:39 AM

1. People who drive slow in the fast lane, but refuse to give way.
2. Rude waiter/waitress
3. People who talks on the movie
4. People who keep yelling "I Love You" in concerts
5. Rude people in general.

MereMere21 · #7 09-02-2003, 10:41 AM

ok I need to add an honorable mention here -

my upstairs neighbor who I swear drops things on the floor over and over again.....not to mention his dog that barks constantly....

uuuggghhh

ShiningStar83 · #8 09-02-2003, 10:56 AM

My Roomate's Boyfriend - He acts as if he pays rent there. That mofo came in MY living room and turned off MY Pilates workout because his dumb arse wants to watch Biker Boys

My Economics teacher - Can't seem to keep his saliva in his mouth

All of my managers - I understand that Landry's is supposed to be "fine dining", but give a sister a break sometimes.

My ex boyfriend - Just because

The Dean of the School of Education - He needs to learn how to help students approprately or retire

ZTAngel · #9 09-02-2003, 11:13 AM

The 5 person limit wasn't enough for me. I have thought of more who piss me off.

My Neighbor's Boyfriend- Must you walk like an elephant??? There are people who live under your girlfriend's apartment! By the way, you look like you came out of a double-wide!

My Neighbor- Dude!....your boyfriend has a mullet! I can't of a better reason to want to punch anyone!!!!! Oh, don't kiss my ass for 2 weeks prior to rush and then not speak to me after my sorority drops you. I'm an alum so I wasn't there to vote on you. But, it appears that my chapter made a wonderful decision! Go Zeta!!!!!

My Roommate's Boyfriend- You disgusting pervert. I already wrote what I think of you in another thread. You don't deserve another.

My Old Roommate/Best Friend- Now that I'm out of your life, it's finally time to stop blaming your problems on me and point the blame at the correct person...yourself. May you seek psychiatric help you Freudian nutcase. Good luck...you're going to need it.

VSUPhiMu · #10 09-02-2003, 11:54 AM

1. My boyfriend's mom: The lady totally hates me, and I don't even know why. She seriously makes my life hell.

2. My brother's girlfried/my best friend: Have any of ya'll ever noticed that people you know are just totally different in relationships? And do they put you in the middle of everything? That's not cool.

3. Bill Clinton: I just really don't like you.

4. MIA Friends: If I call you, you should call back.

5. My friend in Qutar: OK, so I really would like to know if you're still alive, so you should send me an email sometime soon.

aephi alum · #11 09-02-2003, 07:04 PM

My major client: If you keep me late at the office, yes, I will bill you for it, and you will pay me, or we will go to court. You will pay my invoices in a timely manner. You will not "lose" my time sheets and use that as an excuse not to pay me. YOU ARE AN ASS.

The @$$hole who assaulted me 2 years ago: No, I did not cut you off, and even if I had, that's no reason to tailgate me for the next 3 miles and then throw water on me through my sun roof. And blaming your temper tantrum on 9/11 was just low.

The cop that gave my husband a speeding ticket 2 months ago: You lied like a rug. No way was he doing 80. And bragging about all the tickets you'd given out in the last hour was just obnoxious. (Oddly enough, my husband told me that when he saw said cop at traffic court, somebody had kicked the cr@p out of him...)

All stupid drivers (read: most of the driving-age population): If I'm doing 70 and you're so close to me that I can't see your headlights, guess what, YOU'RE TAILGATING. I will not drive faster, I will not move into a different lane, you can just sit there!

And for #5, gotta go with my client again. Can you tell I'm pissed?

ETA: How could I have forgotten my evil ex-boyfriend who dumped me by IM?

MeLikey · #12 09-02-2003, 07:20 PM

The ex-girlfriend of this guy that I had hooked up with a few times, she's so snobby.

This girl at my internship who talks really loud-- her voice is so annoying.

My (guy) friend who's dating one of my friends-- I hooked them up together because she needed a date to her dated party (she's in another sorority)... we talked for 2 hours on IM last week and he kept telling me I'm so beautiful and kept complimenting me and said he had a crush on me in a roundabout way... don't do that, it gets annoying and my friend is your girlfriend... and I don't like you like that!

A guy who was a jerk to my (real) sister... I wanted to "accidentally" spill my drink on him, but I was afraid he'd punch me.

One of my professors from 2 years ago-- he was the biggest a$$ ever.

sigmanuzk · #13 09-02-2003, 10:51 PM

My Roomate

A co-worker that always steals my customers.

the v.p. of student affairs

This Cocky ass sig ep

our landlord

Roseblum15 · #14 09-02-2003, 11:52 PM

D - You cannot steal my sisters bf and get away with it. I hope your life is hell.

T - You are a stuck up girl, you will learn not to drop your friends.

K - You are a terrible bf, why do you insist on leading girls on,

N - That was crappy what you pulled last night.

L - Don't go after so many guys and then complain when they all use you.

Hootie · #15 09-02-2003, 11:52 PM

Why all the violence lately? Sheesh