Kiss My A$$ THOUGHTS!

IheartMATT806 · #1 07-31-2003, 07:20 PM

Okay I know everyone has really bad days..but dont you sumtimes wish you could just tell somone in particular to just Kiss your A$$? Well I do...Feel free to join in...it really helps!

okay here goes....

to the gurl who thinks she can be "best freinds" with my boyfriend KMA!!

okay much better now!!

The Grapist · #2 07-31-2003, 07:22 PM

Ronald McDonald, you asshat, you can kiss my natural born grape ASS!

phi sig girly · #3 07-31-2003, 07:23 PM

said in true phi sig spirit

hehe

to the girl who doesnt even know me but talks shite about me just cause she wants my boyfriend...kiss my a$$ beotch!!!!

lol

SSS1365 · #4 07-31-2003, 08:14 PM

To the department manager at my job who thanked me for being honest about a mistake I made, pointing out that if I hadn't come forward then no one would have known, and then slapped me in the face by suspending me... KISS MY A$$!!!

And today was my first day back from a 3-day suspension... and she had the NERVE to smile and wave when she saw me. Yeah, like I'm really happy to see YOU.

sigtau305 · #5 07-31-2003, 08:35 PM

To the woman who comes in the Coffee Shop where I work and Continously begging me for a cup of coffee because she has no money

to all the panhandlers near tower city center in downtown cleveland who constantly nags people to "help feed the homeless" everyday of the week: KISS MY A$$!!!!!!!!

IHeartAXO · #6 07-31-2003, 09:04 PM

To my stupid, creepy manager who begged me to work the closing shift tonight (until about 11pm) after I had been there and on my feet since noon! His hostess cancelled, so he actually thought I might be okay with working 11 hours! IS HE INSANE?!

But, I am a sucker and I ended up working for him until 7:30. Still, though... does he think I can work forever and be okay with one 20 minute break? MY LAST SHIFT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE LAST NIGHT! Why do I keep picking up shifts for them? Grrrr... KISS MY A$$!

PS: My feet HURT. A LOT.

NinjaPoodle · #7 07-31-2003, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by phi sig girly
said in true phi sig spirit hehe

to the girl who doesnt even know me but talks shite about me just cause she wants my boyfriend...kiss my a$$ beotch!!!! lol

ROTFLMAO!!!!

phi sig girly · #8 07-31-2003, 10:26 PM

Hootie · #9 08-05-2003, 01:21 AM

A while back a woman and her husband came into the jewelry store and were absolutely terrible to me...by the time she left she told me "Shut up baby, get a new line"

WELLLLLLLLL, this past Saturday they came back to the store and forgot my business card with the things on it that I promised I'd do for them (only cuz i wanted to get them outta the store). Well they were getting fiesty with my assistant manager accusing her of writing the things down on the card (they forgot about me)...so I interrupted the scary biatch and said, "Excuse me, I'M the one who wrote on the business card and you treated me very rudely so why should we extend to you free shipping and handeling now? Do you even have the business card?" and the lady like turned SO red in the face and was like, um um um...and I walked away. She later called my assistant manager a BIATCH and had to be told to leave by the police...ha ha ha!

It felt good!

CatStarESP4 · #10 08-05-2003, 01:43 AM

To a former professor who sold me down the river after I failed an exam. She offered me tutoring and any other forms of assistance while I was her student. She was so patronizing. After that exam, she took me aside and told me to my face to drop the course. I withdrew from it, but I wish I hadn't. That way, I could have given her the worst rating I have ever given to an instructor!

GeekyPenguin · #11 08-05-2003, 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Grapist
Ronald McDonald, you asshat, you can kiss my natural born grape ASS!

Oh Grapist, you made my day!

Phil50 professor thinking you're all hax0r, KMA!

White trash dudes on the highway, KMA, I am too good for you!

aggieAXO · #12 08-05-2003, 04:13 AM

Kiss my ass to my boss' wife-I know I can't wear jeans to work but I am in the middle of moving so cut me some slack

I know there is a stray kitten in the clinic but I am planning on fostering her so yes I am going to pay for her care sheeeeeeesh

Shine · #13 08-05-2003, 05:16 AM

To the bosses at my work that insist on calling me "sweetie" and "girlie" instead of Sarah, KISS MY ASS.

To the ladies that do my job when I'm not scheduled to work and proceed to trash the office and not actually do their jobs, KISS MY ASS.

To the professor that didn't let me make-up a test that was scheduled on the day of my father's funeral, KISS MY ASS.

To the asshole that turned the world upside down to get in my pants, then proceeded to confess his love for another woman, only 5 minutes post-coital, KISS MY ASS.

To the bitch that feels the need to spread lies and half/truths about my love and sex life to all of our mutual friends just because I was dating the guy she wanted, KISS MY ASS.

To the car insurance company that randomly moved up my bill due-date two weeks without telling me, KISS MY ASS.

moe.ron · #14 08-05-2003, 06:55 AM

Just like to say Kiss My A$$ to everyone that did me wrong. Thank you.

AchtungBaby80 · #15 08-05-2003, 01:26 PM

Well, the people who don't even know me but spy on me anyway and then say I'm doing things I shouldn't can KISS THIS.