Dating Commandments
Today I was driving and was thinking of my Dating Commandments. . .
I. Thou shalt not wear a jheri curl, braids, or an unruly afro.
II. Thou shalt not have gold in thy mouth or excess of the "BLING" on thy hands or around thy neck.
III. Thou shalt not have more than one baby mama.
IV. Thou shalt not think books are boring. Thou shall not have more pornos than books.
V. Thou shall be gainfully employed.
VI. Thou shalt not be a former resident of the state penal system.
VII. Thou shalt not EVER lift thy hand to me unless it is to caress me or hug me.
VIII. Thou shall have a strong spiritual base and be lead by God to be the man of the house as God has decreed in the Bible.
IX. Thou shalt have goals and dreams that you are actively working to accomplish as well as respect my goals and dreams.
X. Thou shall be romantic and spontaneous, have a great sense of humor, and be adventurous,
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I am a woman, I make mistakes. I make them often. God has given me a talent and that's it. ~ Jill Scott
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