Possibly the biggest idiot EVER

chantillylace55 · #1 06-25-2002, 05:02 PM

A friend of mine showed me this. It's one of those online diary things... The author is so stupid, I know it has to be fake. But it's still somewhat amusing.
Note: She claims to be a Pi Phi from UCSD, but I am 99.9% sure she is lying. The pictures of her and her friends are taken of another sorority's site (from SDSU)

http://fleeting-gem.diaryland.com/index.html

catch you on the flip side
chantillylace

#2 06-26-2002, 12:55 PM

Oh my. I really hope that's fake... I don't think I could live with knowing someone actually talks like that.....

TaraHopeful · #3 06-26-2002, 02:44 PM

Wow, i got a headache from just reading her tone of voice.

ROWDYsister · #4 06-26-2002, 03:11 PM

That was mighty vapid. I was all, "Omigod! Why am I reading this!"

It has to be a writing exercise or something. Something that someone out there writes as fiction. It has to be.

Is she really passing herself off as a Pi Phi? Wonder where that picture is.

AlphaGam1019 · #5 06-26-2002, 03:20 PM

yeah, I esp love this entry:

http://fleeting-gem.diaryland.com/sexuallytr.html

AlphaGam1019 · #6 06-26-2002, 03:22 PM

I don't think she graduated from high school

I'm just praying this girl isn't in college.

look at a part of her Q&A page:
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3. Hey, Cass! First off, you're the coolest and anyway, I'm trying to pledge this really kick ass sorority and I really really need your wisdom. Could you give me some guidelines so I can follow your glory? Thanx a gazillion! You rock!

Wow, thanx for asking me for advice!! I am soooo honered to answer your ??s!!!! They are so very simple things you can do to make yourself stand out and be more appealing to the girls in the soror. I mean, I don't really know what kind your pledgeing, but it sounds alot like mine. Which is great!! We have a great bunch of girls. I guess one thing I can tell you is what we look for in girls pledgeing. Well, "officially" we look for girls who are smart and have good grades and who are really into it and are leaders and stuff. But let me tell you, it the unofficial stuff that will make or brake you. I know it sounds really shallow, but looks are important. I don't just mean like the way you look, but like the way you dress and present yourself. (You should really learn to do your makeup well. You should wear stylish, but not trashy, clothes. Most of the girls who are judging you, want to see you in things that they would wear.) And basically I can give you one simple word: confidence. Be really confident in yourself and never look back. Just say to yourself, "There's not gonna be this year's pledge class with out ME." Exume confidence at all times, and your sure to be a success!!

8. How the hell did you get into UCSD?

I'm smart, where have you been!! Plus, like pracitacally my whole fam went there…but that had nothing to do with it. Anyway, I had pretty good grades, and pretty good SATs scores, so, ya know…

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YEAH RIGHT!

chantillylace55 · #7 06-26-2002, 05:42 PM

hahaha... yeah the "how the hell did you get into UCSD" was my favorite question too

FuzzieAlum · #8 06-26-2002, 06:07 PM

Yay, another attempt to make fun of the Greek system!

TaraHopeful · #9 06-26-2002, 08:19 PM

This chick can't even spell. In all of her posts, she has a million misspelled words. (Not to say that i'm perfect....) But honestly...she wrote "witch" when she meant to write "which". And when she wrote Alphagam, she wrote honered. hello!!!!
And her wonderful comment of the "unofficial stuff that will make or BRAKE you" Are we talking about cars?

AlphaGam1019 · #10 06-26-2002, 08:22 PM

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Originally posted by TaraHopeful
And when she wrote Alphagam, she wrote honered. hello!!!!
And her wonderful comment of the "unofficial stuff that will make or BRAKE you" Are we talking about cars?

oh...I just cut and pasted these Q & A's from one of her LAME journal entries.

TaraHopeful · #11 06-26-2002, 08:25 PM

Oh my bad, i thought you wrote her...haha Ah well, she still can't spell either way.
Have you guys read her Guestbook? It is too funny. There is like 50 pages of "You're such a dumb slut" comments.....too funny

chantillylace55 · #12 06-26-2002, 08:32 PM

Yeah I know the guestbook is hilarious!!! That site is so stupid, but it's like addicting...

From her webpage:
"I love sitting around and talking with my buds…we love to philosophize about life and loves, family and friends. It's true."

hahahaha

ROWDYsister · #13 06-26-2002, 08:44 PM

Oh...mah...gaw! This is from the guest book. Looks like there is more than one of this type of Cassie person. The guest book is sick! People actually relate to the entries...

"Oh....mah...gaw! Like, this site is like the most important discovery of my life & stuff. Cuz you see after reading those stories I think we are soul sisters. Not in the black way silly. That would be funny though. If we woke up one day black and stuff. Cuz then I would have to change my name to Shaneequa or something cuz they do that stuff right? I wish you would make new posts. That way I would know how you are & everything. My boyfriend was a jerk too. I was sleeping and the stupid hospital called at like 3 AM and were all "Jeffrey has been in a accident" or something? How rude! I was sleeping! The jerks! He hasn't called back either. We're thru.

from Epicutioner
[email] [homepage]
4:55 pm - Friday,May 3, 2002 "

APhi · #14 06-30-2002, 01:14 PM

Yeah, those are pictures from the website for the Gamma Alpha chapter of Alpha Phi. If she were actually my sister I'd have to turn in my badge tomorrow!!
Seriously, though. I'm not worried about it. She doesn't know the names of the girls in half of her own pictures. Either she has a vendetta against one of the girls in those pictures that she "names" or she's a little kooky with a VERY over active imagination.

bearal · #15 07-09-2002, 05:32 PM

Aphi- You're right; the girls in the pictures are from the Gamma Alpha chapter of Alpha Phi. I would know, because I've been to the house for their annual alumnae dinners, and I've met some of them! Not to mention the pictures can also be seen on Gamma Alpha's chapter website.

Did this girl seriously think noone would catch on to her lies?