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Old 05-12-2003, 12:31 PM
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A very deep philosophical question.

When a monkey spank another monkey, is that consider masturbation?
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Old 05-12-2003, 12:32 PM
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Old 05-12-2003, 12:58 PM
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Re: A very deep philosophical question.

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When a monkey spank another monkey, is that consider masturbation?
yes
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Old 05-12-2003, 01:05 PM
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another question, if a monkey were to masterbate would we say he was spanking the human?
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Old 05-12-2003, 03:12 PM
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Re: Re: A very deep philosophical question.

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I agree - plus five points.
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Old 05-12-2003, 03:13 PM
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another question, if a monkey were to masterbate would we say he was spanking the human?

i just tried to imagine a monkey masterbating.
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Old 05-12-2003, 03:18 PM
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i just tried to imagine a monkey masterbating.
For that you lose ten points - and the thread.
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Old 05-12-2003, 03:35 PM
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For that you lose ten points - and the thread.
sorry. it was just one of those things that i couldnt suffer from alone. i am not the one started this thread.
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Old 05-12-2003, 03:58 PM
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i just tried to imagine a monkey masterbating.
Thanks for sharing, eeeew! lol
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Old 05-12-2003, 04:28 PM
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I can't speak for the monkeys, but I have heard that at the San Diego Zoo, the gorillas are only too willing to oblige.
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Old 05-12-2003, 07:34 PM
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Gorillas spanking your monkey...that would be painful.
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Old 05-28-2003, 12:50 PM
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what if there are 3 monkeys. 2 of them are spanking one monkey. Is that considere a hand job or masturbation?
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Old 05-28-2003, 12:53 PM
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what if there are 3 monkeys. 2 of them are spanking one monkey. Is that considere a hand job or masturbation?

The depth of that question will require much contemplation.
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Old 05-28-2003, 01:01 PM
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This topic is way to complex for me.
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Old 05-28-2003, 01:06 PM
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my head hurts
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