A LITTLE EBONICS HUMOR

[AKA2D '91]

I received this email and thought I would share.

1. HONOR ROLL - We was playin bidwiz on the stoop the
other day, man I was HONOROLL.
2. PLANET - I know this dude who got arrested cause he
got him some seed to grow weed, and he PLANET in the
backyard.
3. DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled
out a big needle, he said DISMAY hurt a little.
4. OMELETTE - I should punch you dead in the eye for
what you just said, but OMELETTE you slide.
5. STAIRWAY - Getting high is stupid. It just make you
STAIRWAY into space.
6. MOBILE - I went to the store to buy some food, I
was short on cash, my man said gimme one MOBILE.
7. DEFENSE - I saw this dude running from the cops,
but he hopped DEFENSE and got away.
8. AFRO - I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at her.
9. AFTERMATH - I don't feel like being at school
today, so AFTERMATH, I'm out.
10. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.
11. DOMINEERING - My girls birthday was yesterday, I
got her a DOMINEERING.
12. KENYA - I needed money for the subway, so I axe a
stranger KENYA spare some change.
13. DERANGE - da deer and da antelope play in DERANGE
14. DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty
points. My coach said DATA boy.
15. BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment
office, "Dis BEWARE I get ajob?"
16. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not
DIMENSION smart.
17. COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst
like
that, you'll be out de COATROOM."
18. DECIDE - My boy frontin' like he love his girl,
but
eribody know he got a couple mo honeys on DECIDE.
19. WARNER BROTHER - When you see da cops coming
Warner Brother.

Do you have any that you would like to add?

BTW, THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE STILL WORKING, ENJOY YOUR WEEK!


[This message has been edited by AKA2D '91 (edited June 03, 2001).]