anyone else a complete idiot?

AlphaGamDiva · #1 05-15-2003, 01:52 PM

SO we're gonna overlook the fact that i got into this huge ass crying/furious fight with my mom this morning and get straight to the point:

i went to work after having my two days off only to be shown the schedule and OOPS i was supposed to work tuesday and NOT TODAY. and did anyone call me on tuesday to tell me to get my happy ass there?!?!? NOPE! so they sent me home b/c i obviously wasn't needed today....only i wasn't going back home to get into it with mama crack head, so i had lunch with my dad and he gave me my "tip money" i would've made today and made me feel better. but i'm still testy b/c it's just one more thing this week to make my blood pressure go up. at least they weren't pissie with me at work.......

damn damn dirty bastards.

anyone else have a stupid day? please make me feel better!!

DeltAlum · #2 05-15-2003, 02:11 PM

<----Often feels like the village idiot for no real reason.

James · #3 05-15-2003, 02:13 PM

Yeah . . . I have certainly been given that t-shirt before deltaAlum

chideltjen · #4 05-15-2003, 02:19 PM

i have a "friend" that has this uncanny way of making me feel stupid... and then when i go back and think about it... he was right.

AXJules · #5 05-15-2003, 03:07 PM

Yesterday was the stupidest morning of my life.
After working on a project until 4:30 AM, I get a lil sleep and go to Kinko's at 7. It's the only place in town you can print out files off a zip disk. Well I'm clicking away, and some box comes up that is like, lock printer/ shut down computer??? For some reason I click yes, even though I knew not to. Well the whole thing gets shut down and the only way you can unlock it is for someone from Corporate to call and give the password. Yeah I was there until 9 and nothing....this project is worth 40% of my grade and due at 10:30.

So I go speeding back to campus b/c I remember that their printing site got fixed. I stand in line for 20 minutes, sit down, and realize my disk is in my car. Give this lil girl I didn't know some change for a gumball while I'm on my way back to my car- maybe she'll have a better day than me, I think. Ummmm that was a great idea until I realize that now the meters empty and I have no change. Get the disk, print the shit out, put the paper in the printer wrong so it comes out backwards. Go back to the car, get more $$$ and of course there's a ticket on my car. Go back a 3rd time, a THIRD time people!!! and print it out correctly. Run to the bookstore to buy a binder. Realize I've left my keys at the printing place. Run back there, grab the keys, run to the car, drive to the lab to print out the report part (the first thing was a graphic design ad I did which was really cool) . There is a sign up that says fire hydrant inspection today, so I take the spot in front of a fire hydrant. I didn't even see it, seriously.

Inside the janitor is like, careful, floor's slippery......I turn around to thank him while I'm running and fall up the stairs. At this point I didn't even feel it, although now I have a lovely bruise on my elbow. Print everything out, turn it all in, come back outside, and a m***f***ing JET STREAM is assaulting my car. Let me add that b/c I'm the smartest person in the world, my window is partially down and my car is soaked inside. And, this is the best part, I have a ticket personally handed to me by Big Fat Ugly Fireman man for $25 b/c I was parked infront of a testing zone. OY.

To make myself feel better I go out and drink last night. I have only today to pack to move out and I just woke up.

If you ever feel like the dumbest person alive, just reread my story.

aurora_borealis · #6 05-15-2003, 03:18 PM

I bought ice cream sandwiches the other night...I left them in the back seat of my car. My friend says I am a space cadet...and ready for take off. However this friend had a horrific moment of her own.

We're getting ready to move out, so she threw out a whole bunch of panties in a garbage bag last week. The trash was picked up more than once. Two days ago we see clothes all over the court yard. We are laughing about it because it is funny. My friend realizes they are her panties and are EVERYWHERE in front of our apartments...in the trees...out on the street and so on. The creepy thing is that someone must have been dumpster diving, because the trash had been picked up a few times.

librasoul22 · #7 05-15-2003, 03:23 PM

Well mine is probably more funny (at my own expense) than bad, but a little idiotic nonetheless.

So Saturday night I go out with my peeps to the club, but beforehand we had the bright idea of purchasing 2 bottles of UV and drinking them both straight (there were 5 of us). I wasn't really drunk after this, so I drove us to the club. When we got there I had the super idea of getting shots of 151. Um yeah. Apparently this enabled me to grab many random people to start a conga line, lol. I really don't remember. All I know is the next morning I woke up having a huge bruise on my elbow (from falling into the bushes outside the club of course), and wearing some random shirt (after throwing up all over my own the night before, of course).

Hootie · #8 05-15-2003, 05:06 PM

I've had two stupid days this week....

First of all I started summer school Monday night and my boss had me on the schedule for that night so I switched with my friend (she'd work my Monday and I'd work her Tuesday). Well she told me that she worked TUESDAY 9am to 3 pm. So I get my arse up after staying up late and get to work only to find out that she was mistaken and worked 1 to 9 instead. So I had to go back home, chill and then go back to work. I felt like such an idiot and the worse part was it made for a VERY long day.

Then yesterday (Wednesday) I thought I was off from work cuz I had night class. So I'd made plans to do my homework and go out to lunch with my mother....9:21am the phone rings: Hi Amy, this is Brodkey's....you're on the schedule for 9am are you alright? I'm like yes, I thought I was off today, I'll be there ASAP! So I get to work and all was well.

It just feels like a very f-up'ed week since my schedule has been wrong twice now. I did do a double check of the schedule last night to make sure that I was off today...I didn't want another phone call at 9am!

Peaches-n-Cream · #9 05-15-2003, 05:14 PM

I bought frozen ravioli and looked forward to eating them the next night. The next day I woke up, went to the dining room, and found the ravioli. They had melted in a gooey mess in the bag. Yuck! I was so mad at myself.

moe.ron · #10 05-15-2003, 05:15 PM

My stupidity during my freshman year. I got my first car, plus my first license plate. Got it and put it in the back of the car. I thought it was weird that they only gave me one license plate. BUt I figure it was probably something new. So I have my license plate in the back, and nothing in the front. I'm driving around, being cool, and the cop pull me over. He said that I don't have a plate in the front and in NY that is illega. I'm like, "Officer, I think they're changing the law, I only got one plate." He was, "I haven't herd of this. Here is at ticket. Call DMV and see what is going on. If you're right, you don't pay." I herd him chuckle as he walk back to the his police car.

I went home and called the DMV. I asked him if they're changing the law where only the back plate is going to be given. The lady was like, no. Then I told her I only got one plate. Then she said, maybe you put both plate in the back. So I went back to the car, and guess what, I put both plate in the back. I felt like a total idiot.

Sadeyes21 · #11 05-15-2003, 08:14 PM

AxJules--- I bestow on you a good finish to 2003 since you had the worst day in mankind (or atleast very damn close)

Tom Earp · #12 05-15-2003, 11:11 PM

Oh My God,

yes, I have some of the most moronic asswholes who come in to my Store!

This month, it must have rubbed ooff! If there was anyway to screw up crap, I was The Man # 1!!!!

I beleive in re-incarnation, but on a daily basis?

Yepper, know about the fights with parents! Had fight with my DAD one night down home and said screw it! Went to Robys. The local watering hole to see if any old buds were there! Pooring Storm, Dad walks in the bar, just me and the owner and her hjusband, and asks me if I know what time it is!!!!!

Tells me it is time to get my ass home! Hell, I was 52 at the time!!!!

No matte how Mature you are or will get, you are still their little Girl!!!!!u

docetboy · #13 05-16-2003, 01:13 AM

<-------------IS the village idiot.

AlphaGamDiva · #14 05-16-2003, 01:22 AM

dayum, jules......i feel bad for even tryin to bitch about my day.......

hope it gets better! if nothin else, I THINK YOU'RE COOH, DAWG!

sherbertlemons · #15 05-16-2003, 01:54 AM

Well, my story doesn't hold a candle to AxJules, but here it is.

I was getting to high school one day really early. It was so early, i had had the headlights on on the way over there, but the sun was up when I got there. Of course, I forget they're on and leave them, burning up the battery. I get out of class, and discover that the battery's dead. I leave my purse in the car as I go to call my dad to beg for help; after all, I have keyless entry, right?

Wrong. I learned the hard way that it doesn't work when the battery's dead. So I have to truck it all the way back to call my dad again and inform him that I also locked my keys into the car, and thus cannot pop the hood. He had to call my grandfather, who was then getting ready to leave to come help, and tell him he better bring a hanger so we could break into my car. Two hours later, I was finally on the road.

What's really sad is that's one of about a half dozen Megan and a dead car battery stories I have. I don't have a very good track record.