Worst Pick-up lines....EVER!!!

RedFox · #1 05-09-2003, 01:37 PM

Okay so picture this: I'm driving along and stop at a stop light next to a car with a guy whos roughly mid to upper 30s. His window is down and looks at me. He signals for me to roll down my window and I do, thinking he was lost and needed directions (being the nice person that I am!!) Then he goes, "Are your legs alright?" I said, "Excuse me?" He said: "Because you've been running through my mind all day." I didn't even dignify him with a response, just rolled up my window and anxiously awaited the light to turn green. I sped off wayy past the creepy guy. He definitely wasn't cute at ALL!!

Has anyone else come across a guy/girl who's given you like the worst pick up line (or something of that nature) EVER??

Dionysus · #2 05-09-2003, 01:40 PM

What's your favorite kind of POPtart? Mine's CHERRY!

breathesgelatin · #3 05-09-2003, 02:07 PM

My personal favorite:

"Let's go upstairs and watch a movie in my room".

Yes, we all know what that means, sketchy guy.

smiley21 · #4 05-09-2003, 02:17 PM

the ever popular nod of the head that says 'sup'

i was walking in the store and this nasty guy walked by and looked at me and started licking his lips

'hey baby, what's yo name?'

'you gotta man? why he aint wit you?'

when i worked at this resturant, i had to give a guy his food. when he took the food, his hand touched mine and he wouldnt pull away. he's like 'baby, you got some soft hands'

another time i worked at the restaurant, i was on the other side of the building when these guys pulled up to the drive thru window. they started yelling, "hey!!! can i have your number?"

boys are goofy!!

LXAAlum · #5 05-09-2003, 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by RedFox
Okay so picture this: I'm driving along and stop at a stop light next to a car with a guy whos roughly mid to upper 30s.

Ummm....just for the record- I live in Colorado.

It wasn't me!

Besides, I'd never "look" like I needed directions - I'm a true man - I can get lost without any help, thank you very much!

I remember seeing a T-shirt with top pickup lines years ago - the winner:

"Let's go up to my room and do all the things I'm going to tell my friends we did anyways!"

AGDPrincess70 · #6 05-09-2003, 02:45 PM

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Originally posted by smiley21
when i worked at this resturant, i had to give a guy his food. when he took the food, his hand touched mine and he wouldnt pull away. he's like 'baby, you got some soft hands'

another time i worked at the restaurant, i was on the other side of the building when these guys pulled up to the drive thru window. they started yelling, "hey!!! can i have your number?"

boys are goofy!!

Ugh! That was the worst part about waiting tables (aside from teh fact that I sucked at waiting tables). I got hit on by skeezy old men all the time.

The worst was this table of two mid-sixties men who were blatantly staring at my ass and legs while I took care of other customers. Then as I took their order the one guy says "are you an athlete?" I say "no, I'm a dancer." He goes (insert creepy voice here) "Oh. I can tell by those thiiiiiiiighs."

EEEWWWWWWWWW

So I proceeded to try to cover my legs with my tray for the entire time they were in the restaurant.

And they left me like a $2 tip

LXAAlum · #7 05-09-2003, 02:49 PM

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Originally posted by AGDPrincess70
I got hit on by skeezy old men all the time.

Um, Tom, you been on any road trips you neglected to tell us about?

xo_kathy · #8 05-09-2003, 02:54 PM

I was at a club in a striped shirt and this guy said to me, "Stripes are my favorite color".
Um, hi, stripes aren't a color, loser!

Peaches-n-Cream · #9 05-09-2003, 03:09 PM

Those are funny.

Are your pants made out of mirrors because I can see myself in them?

Baby, in that dress, you are human viagra.

aurora_borealis · #10 05-09-2003, 03:14 PM

For some reason when I lived in Fairbanks, we heard all the BEST pickup lines. We think it had to do with the ratio of men to women, and the fact the army and air force both had many personnel in the area. Some of the gems:

1) Do you have a lot of over due library books? Because you have FINE written all over you!!

2) You have more legs than a bucket of chicken!

3) Your parents must be terrorists, because you sure are THA BOMB!!!

4) Are those space pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world!!!

5) Your parents must be drug dealers, because you sure are DOPE!!

6) Is your daddy a baker? Those are nice buns.

7) Are you from Tenessee? Because you're the only 10 I SEE!!!

8) Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

9) Do you have a quarter? I need to call my mother...I found the woman of my dreams!

10) Ma'am you are under arrest? Why? Because you took my breath away!!

I know there are more but I tried to block them out.

#11 05-09-2003, 03:20 PM

Ugh, Random Drunk Guy said the following to me once, thinking he was the smoothest thing ever:

"Hey baby... if you come home with me... I'll even give you a ride home in the morning!"

LOL... wow... you know... I wasn't going to go home with your nasty ass before, but you'll drive me home in the morning? Well, let's go then!

moe.ron · #12 05-09-2003, 03:21 PM

My cheesy pick up line:

"Ok, which of your girls will have the honor of screaming my name tonight?"

"Excuse me, do you have some Asian in you? No? Would you like some?"

smiley21 · #13 05-09-2003, 03:31 PM

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Originally posted by Arya
My cheesy pick up line:

"Ok, which of your girls will have the honor of screaming my name tonight?"

"Excuse me, do you have some Asian in you? No? Would you like some?"

that is just wrong!!!

i forgot about this sorry line. when i say it, you'll understand. one of my former coworkers actually had the nerve to get someone else to ask me if i would ever have sex with him. i know- sexual harrassment. but hello?! can i get to know some other way? now i dont want to get to know your sorry self.

ladyj39 · #14 05-09-2003, 04:37 PM

The absolute WORST pick-up line I've ever heard happened at this local bar. My friends and I were sitting and chatting. We noticed this guy staring over at us for most of the night.

He finally came over and he told her she had a beautiful smile. Then he told her, "You know, they judge horses by their teeth and if you were a horse, you would definitely be a thoroughbread." She didn't know what to say to the guy and my other friend and I couldn't help but laugh and me being a little drunk blurted out, "You just called my friend a horse!!!"

The poor guy turned beet red and slunk away. I felt kinda bad for him, but my friend wasn't interested anyway.

aephi alum · #15 05-09-2003, 04:45 PM

I was out for a walk one day a few years back, when some creepy guy rolled down his car window and said "Hey baby, you need a ride? I'll take you anywhere you wanna go..." I didn't even break stride. Fortunately he was driving in the opposite direction, otherwise he probably would have followed me...

A few days ago, I went to lunch with a female coworker. As we walked to the deli, suddenly this skeezy guy at the bus stop across the (4-lane and very busy) street started shouting at us... "hey hot stuff... come over here..." that sort of thing. When we walked back to the office half an hour later, he was still there and did it again. Obviously someone with way too much time on his hands