For you football fans

NinjaPoodle · #1 03-20-2003, 12:32 PM

An elementery teacher starts a new job at a school in San Diego and trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a Chargers fan.

She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Charger fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"

Because I'm not a Chargers fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked,asked: "Well, if you're not a Chargers fan, then who do you support?"

"I'm a Bronco fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a Bronco fan?"

"Because my mom and dad are from Denver and my mom is a Bronco fan and my dad is a Bronco fan, so I'm a Bronco fan too!"

"Well," said the teacher, in a obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a Bronco fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car thief, what would you be then?"

Mary said, "I'd be a Raiders fan."

starang21 · #2 03-20-2003, 01:21 PM

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Originally posted by NinjaPoodle
An elementery teacher starts a new job at a school in San Diego and trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a Chargers fan.

She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Charger fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"

Because I'm not a Chargers fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked,asked: "Well, if you're not a Chargers fan, then who do you support?"

"I'm a Bronco fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a Bronco fan?"

"Because my mom and dad are from Denver and my mom is a Bronco fan and my dad is a Bronco fan, so I'm a Bronco fan too!"

"Well," said the teacher, in a obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a Bronco fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car thief, what would you be then?"

Mary said, "I'd be a Raiders fan."

no fair...i'm a raider fan!!

DeltaSigStan · #3 03-20-2003, 01:27 PM

1) I love being a Patriots Fan

2) San Diego should not apply. I knew this wasn't based on a true story when more than maybe, ONE student raised their hand. OR the fact that the teacher is a Charger fan.

Remember, this is the only NFL city in America where the majority of it's citizens are NOT fans of the home town.

BTW Starang, I'll be the first to admit...That WAS a fumble. But, scoreboard....

Steeltrap · #4 03-20-2003, 01:31 PM

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Originally posted by DeltaSigStan
1) I love being a Patriots Fan

2) San Diego should not apply. I knew this wasn't based on a true story when more than maybe, ONE student raised their hand. OR the fact that the teacher is a Charger fan.

Remember, this is the only NFL city in America where the majority of it's citizens are NOT fans of the home town.

Is it? I'm a native San Diegan who does pull for hometown teams, despite the fact they

with the Tiania (sp?) Seau and Rodney Harrison situations.

DeltaSigStan · #5 03-20-2003, 01:33 PM

Oh, I didn't say there WEREN'T Spark fans, I'm just saying you survey 100 random people and maybe, at the most, 15-20 will say they're Spark Fans.

BTW, get ready to cheer for the LA Chargers lol

Steeltrap · #6 03-20-2003, 01:36 PM

@Spark fans. But I can't blame people for being angry. No billionaire owner needs to be demanding taxpayer $$$ to build a stadium.

DeltaSigStan · #7 03-20-2003, 01:38 PM

lol I remember when Spanos signed David Boston...he said this was a great day for STOCKTON (his home town).

Tom Earp · #8 03-20-2003, 05:45 PM

FooseBall, you aint playing no foose ball Bobby!!!!!!!!!

Hell, I live in KC with the CHEFS!!!

It has been a long time for next year! But still a fan!

Well more of a GORILLA FAN!!!!!!!!! Playing for the second year in Arrowhead Stadium!

S****Y, stuck us in Thur. nite 8:00 game, only 26,000 showed! This year, Sat. 2:00 game. God is that going to be wild!

DIV. II A conference!

starang21 · #9 03-20-2003, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DeltaSigStan
1) I love being a Patriots Fan

2) San Diego should not apply. I knew this wasn't based on a true story when more than maybe, ONE student raised their hand. OR the fact that the teacher is a Charger fan.

Remember, this is the only NFL city in America where the majority of it's citizens are NOT fans of the home town.

BTW Starang, I'll be the first to admit...That WAS a fumble. But, scoreboard....

don't remind me.....i've seen that punkass replay a million times. hey, they had the chance to do it this year....but chances are they would have been crushed by tampa bay. oh well, i wonder when tuiasosopo's going to get his chance.